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Post by monty » February 28th, 2015, 1:31 am

Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.

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Post by monty » February 28th, 2015, 2:07 am

Whoever said your typical iCM'er doesn't know how to dress sharp? Let's bury that lie once and for all.

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Post by Lammetje » February 28th, 2015, 4:00 am

The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
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Post by drbop » February 28th, 2015, 4:31 am

Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.

I guess I may as well repost this gif.

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Post by Knaldskalle » February 28th, 2015, 7:45 am

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Post by Lammetje » February 28th, 2015, 6:38 pm

drbop on Feb 27 2015, 09:31:00 PM wrote:
Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.
Well, it was meant as a harmless joke. :) And that raccoon is awesome.
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Post by drbop » February 28th, 2015, 8:35 pm

Lammetje on Feb 28 2015, 11:38:39 AM wrote:
drbop on Feb 27 2015, 09:31:00 PM wrote:
Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.
Well, it was meant as a harmless joke. :) And that raccoon is awesome.
My posting a "burn" emoticon was also meant as a harmless joke.

I've always found it stranger that the racoon is in someone's house than the fact that it is endlessly somersaulting.
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Post by Pretentious Hipster » February 28th, 2015, 10:01 pm

monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
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Post by Gershwin » March 1st, 2015, 1:19 am

ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
Maybe you could just explain what was so special about it. :sweat:
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Post by Local Hero -- aka MestnyiGeroi » March 1st, 2015, 1:44 am

Knaldskalle on Feb 28 2015, 12:45:16 AM wrote:Image
Yes, that's leaked footage of the Ewok prototype to counter this:

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Post by Pretentious Hipster » March 1st, 2015, 11:05 am

Gershwin on Feb 28 2015, 06:19:17 PM wrote:
ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
Maybe you could just explain what was so special about it. :sweat:
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Post by Pretentious Hipster » March 6th, 2015, 12:02 am

http://demonic-candyshop666.tumblr.com/ Easily the most fascinating tumblr page I've ever seen. There's this one shitty meme where they combine photos with tumblr text posts. Put nazis on it and it's interesting and very strange

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Post by serri » March 6th, 2015, 4:15 am

once i saw someone who looked eerily like me being cut up in a bathtub by russian mobsters
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Post by serri » March 6th, 2015, 4:17 am

on the internet i mean.
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Post by Armoreska » March 6th, 2015, 9:14 am

serriform on Mar 5 2015, 09:17:40 PM wrote:on the internet i mean.
dont worry, that's covered by the thread title already
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Post by Pretentious Hipster » March 14th, 2015, 10:03 pm

http://www.zazzle.ca/men_want_me_trout_ ... 8598845471
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Post by GremVendetta » March 15th, 2015, 4:17 am

You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy!
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Post by mightysparks » March 15th, 2015, 4:24 am

RollingWonder on Mar 14 2015, 10:17:18 PM wrote:
You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy!
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Post by Knaldskalle » March 15th, 2015, 3:43 pm

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Post by Pretentious Hipster » March 15th, 2015, 9:44 pm

How to find good women, advice from Burzum

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Post by monty » March 18th, 2015, 9:23 pm

So which shape pancake would you guys want for breakfast?

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Post by Local Hero -- aka MestnyiGeroi » March 18th, 2015, 11:49 pm

I can see pancakebot, after the nuclear apocalypse, still roaming the land, making pancakes for quizzical, mutant squirrels.
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Post by Pretentious Hipster » March 23rd, 2015, 8:48 pm

Billy Corgan is no longer Billy. His name is William!

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Post by Pretentious Hipster » March 25th, 2015, 10:29 am

http://mrgugu.com/collections/underwear ... erwear-men

Ridiculous idea but I'm seriously considering buying it.
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Post by Knaldskalle » April 11th, 2015, 4:25 pm

Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit played on... Hard drives and Floppy Drives!
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Post by Local Hero -- aka MestnyiGeroi » April 11th, 2015, 5:45 pm

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Post by HVM » April 11th, 2015, 5:57 pm

What Local said.

I was on YT the other day and apparently there's a Czech Glee rip-off. Why not, some songs were nice but this one really caught my eye:


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Post by funkybusiness » April 11th, 2015, 6:00 pm

and that old lady is all "oh I remember my child molesting days... le sigh..."
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Post by HVM » April 11th, 2015, 6:38 pm

funkybusiness on Apr 11 2015, 12:00:55 PM wrote:and that old lady is all "oh I remember my child molesting days... le sigh..."
Possighly. :D

She played Tornado Lou in Lemonade Joe and stars as Maude in Harold and Maude on and off stage. :whistling:
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Post by drbop » April 11th, 2015, 7:04 pm

Knaldskalle on Apr 11 2015, 10:25:47 AM wrote:Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit played on... Hard drives and Floppy Drives!
This is the strange things thread, not the awesome things thread!
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Post by Local Hero -- aka MestnyiGeroi » April 11th, 2015, 7:23 pm

http://gizmodo.com/5348675/pole-dancer- ... role-model
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Post by Nopros » April 12th, 2015, 11:47 am

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Post by jgwr » April 12th, 2015, 1:47 pm

ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
I take it that also rules out the TARDIS-branded butt plug I discovered the other day...
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Post by Knaldskalle » April 12th, 2015, 6:25 pm

jgwr on Apr 12 2015, 07:47:26 AM wrote:
ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
I take it that also rules out the TARDIS-branded butt plug I discovered the other day...
Clearly they missed the opportunity to use a Dalek. "Exterminate!"
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Post by Armoreska » April 24th, 2015, 6:36 am

www.ratemypoo.com
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Post by mightysparks » April 24th, 2015, 6:45 am

I uploaded a poo on there when I was 12, but I think it's gone now.
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