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Strange things you've found on the internet
Strange things you've found on the internet
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Whoever said your typical iCM'er doesn't know how to dress sharp? Let's bury that lie once and for all.


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The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.

OldAle1 wrote:I think four Aamir Khan films is enough for me. Unless I'm down to one film left on the IMDb Top 250 at some point and he's in that last film, at which point I'll watch it and then shoot myself having become the official-check-whoring person I hate.
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PeacefulAnarchy wrote:Active topics is the devil. Please use the forums and subforums as intended and peruse all the topics nicely sorted by topic, not just the currently popular ones displayed in a jumbled mess.
maxwelldeux wrote:If you asked me to kill my wife and pets OR watch Minions, I'd check the runtime and inquire about sobriety requirements before providing an answer.
Torgo wrote:Lammetje is some kind of hybrid Anna-Kendrick-lamb-entity to me and I find that very cool.
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Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
I guess I may as well repost this gif.

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Well, it was meant as a harmless joke.drbop on Feb 27 2015, 09:31:00 PM wrote:Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.


OldAle1 wrote:I think four Aamir Khan films is enough for me. Unless I'm down to one film left on the IMDb Top 250 at some point and he's in that last film, at which point I'll watch it and then shoot myself having become the official-check-whoring person I hate.
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PeacefulAnarchy wrote:Active topics is the devil. Please use the forums and subforums as intended and peruse all the topics nicely sorted by topic, not just the currently popular ones displayed in a jumbled mess.
maxwelldeux wrote:If you asked me to kill my wife and pets OR watch Minions, I'd check the runtime and inquire about sobriety requirements before providing an answer.
Torgo wrote:Lammetje is some kind of hybrid Anna-Kendrick-lamb-entity to me and I find that very cool.
monty wrote:If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. iCM ain't for sissies.
mightysparks wrote:ARGH. RARGH. RARGH. DIE.
Kowry wrote:Thanks, Art Garfunky.
Rich wrote:*runs*
My posting a "burn" emoticon was also meant as a harmless joke.Lammetje on Feb 28 2015, 11:38:39 AM wrote:Well, it was meant as a harmless joke.drbop on Feb 27 2015, 09:31:00 PM wrote:Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.And that raccoon is awesome.
I've always found it stranger that the racoon is in someone's house than the fact that it is endlessly somersaulting.
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God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a pornomonty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.

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Maybe you could just explain what was so special about it.ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a pornomonty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.

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Yes, that's leaked footage of the Ewok prototype to counter this:Knaldskalle on Feb 28 2015, 12:45:16 AM wrote:
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I'll paste the title of the video, it says enough.Gershwin on Feb 28 2015, 06:19:17 PM wrote:Maybe you could just explain what was so special about it.ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a pornomonty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
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Havoc Jerks Off A Guy With Her Crab Claws And Butter For Money Talks
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http://demonic-candyshop666.tumblr.com/ Easily the most fascinating tumblr page I've ever seen. There's this one shitty meme where they combine photos with tumblr text posts. Put nazis on it and it's interesting and very strange






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once i saw someone who looked eerily like me being cut up in a bathtub by russian mobsters
on the internet i mean.
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dont worry, that's covered by the thread title alreadyserriform on Mar 5 2015, 09:17:40 PM wrote:on the internet i mean.
he or A. or Armo or any

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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy!
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D:RollingWonder on Mar 14 2015, 10:17:18 PM wrote:You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy!Spoiler: click to toggle
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How to find good women, advice from Burzum
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So which shape pancake would you guys want for breakfast?
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Billy Corgan is no longer Billy. His name is William!
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Ridiculous idea but I'm seriously considering buying it.
Ridiculous idea but I'm seriously considering buying it.
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I was on YT the other day and apparently there's a Czech Glee rip-off. Why not, some songs were nice but this one really caught my eye:
I was on YT the other day and apparently there's a Czech Glee rip-off. Why not, some songs were nice but this one really caught my eye:
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Thid they ask a child molester to do the choreography or what?
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and that old lady is all "oh I remember my child molesting days... le sigh..."
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She played Tornado Lou in Lemonade Joe and stars as Maude in Harold and Maude on and off stage.

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This is the strange things thread, not the awesome things thread!Knaldskalle on Apr 11 2015, 10:25:47 AM wrote:Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit played on... Hard drives and Floppy Drives!
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I take it that also rules out the TARDIS-branded butt plug I discovered the other day...ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a pornomonty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
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Clearly they missed the opportunity to use a Dalek. "Exterminate!"jgwr on Apr 12 2015, 07:47:26 AM wrote:I take it that also rules out the TARDIS-branded butt plug I discovered the other day...ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a pornomonty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
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(from RWJ video, didnt click at all)
(from RWJ video, didnt click at all)
he or A. or Armo or any

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imaginary awards | youtube channels | complaint lounge | explain how big a fan of slavery you are here, ..viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1535 and here: ..viewtopic.php?f=12&t=4484

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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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OldAle1 wrote:I think four Aamir Khan films is enough for me. Unless I'm down to one film left on the IMDb Top 250 at some point and he's in that last film, at which point I'll watch it and then shoot myself having become the official-check-whoring person I hate.
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PeacefulAnarchy wrote:Active topics is the devil. Please use the forums and subforums as intended and peruse all the topics nicely sorted by topic, not just the currently popular ones displayed in a jumbled mess.
maxwelldeux wrote:If you asked me to kill my wife and pets OR watch Minions, I'd check the runtime and inquire about sobriety requirements before providing an answer.
Torgo wrote:Lammetje is some kind of hybrid Anna-Kendrick-lamb-entity to me and I find that very cool.
monty wrote:If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. iCM ain't for sissies.
mightysparks wrote:ARGH. RARGH. RARGH. DIE.
Kowry wrote:Thanks, Art Garfunky.
Rich wrote:*runs*