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not saying it's strange but well yknow

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Armoreska wrote: November 25th, 2020, 4:41 pm not saying it's strange but well yknow
Armo I'm dying to know if you're aware of the Juan "shut up and kiss me" Gonzalez, as well as Brian & Adrian "would you have sex with me" folks. :lol:
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Mario Gaborović wrote: November 25th, 2020, 5:07 pm
Armoreska wrote: November 25th, 2020, 4:41 pm not saying it's strange but well yknow
Armo I'm dying to know if you're aware of the Juan "shut up and kiss me" Gonzalez, as well as Brian & Adrian "would you have sex with me" folks. :lol:
:mellow: wha
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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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Armoreska wrote: November 25th, 2020, 5:23 pm
Mario Gaborović wrote: November 25th, 2020, 5:07 pm
Armoreska wrote: November 25th, 2020, 4:41 pm not saying it's strange but well yknow
Armo I'm dying to know if you're aware of the Juan "shut up and kiss me" Gonzalez, as well as Brian & Adrian "would you have sex with me" folks. :lol:
:mellow: wha
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Bryan from California :lol:
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Man I'd explode just by exchanging such communication with her tehe
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Quite a confident freshman :lol:


Imagine doing this in our societies; I'd consider myself lucky if still having all the teeth in the end.
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tehe Yeah imagine if everyone in the world posted on this forum. I must see myself out.
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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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Ah, that's some quality Anon. Shit like this cracks me up.
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I can out-cringe the 4Chan post. I was cyberstalking my dad and came across some gloriously heinous copypasta. Ahem...

"ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA 🎅
Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it. Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now. So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause...
Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"
Son: "Really?"
Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand. The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea. Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years. I actually bought those myself. I watched you open them. And did it bother me that you didn't thank me? Of course not! In fact it gave me great pleasure. You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance. I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"
Son: “Yes Dad. It all makes perfect sense. “
Help each other this Christmas🎄🎅 and spread the gift of kindness ❤💕"

(Note: my dad is the biggest asshole I have ever met. He spreads the gift of kindness about as well as anti-maskers spread the gift of immortality.)
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By the way, what ARE the perspectives these days on those childhood myths?
Here's a substantial debate on Kialo:
https://www.kialo.com/should-parents-pe ... dren-32205

Maybe I should create a poll.
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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
imaginary awards | youtube channels | complaint lounge | explain how big a fan of slavery you are here, ..viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1535 and here: ..viewtopic.php?f=12&t=4484
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success on 3rd attempt
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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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Oddly compelling

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I prefer first person footage from those
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WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows
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xianjiro wrote: January 7th, 2021, 10:39 am WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows
:mw_confused:

Joy Behar and Meghan McCain have relatively little to do with Danish TV, children's or otherwise.
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Knaldskalle wrote: January 8th, 2021, 1:15 am
xianjiro wrote: January 7th, 2021, 10:39 am WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows
:mw_confused:

Joy Behar and Meghan McCain have relatively little to do with Danish TV, children's or otherwise.
sorry about that. I remember that after finishing this video, the correct one, it moved on to that one of Behar & McCain. Must have copied too late? Most likely.

but I promise, the second half of this video is a doozy
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xianjiro wrote: January 8th, 2021, 3:02 am
Knaldskalle wrote: January 8th, 2021, 1:15 am
xianjiro wrote: January 7th, 2021, 10:39 am WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows
:mw_confused:

Joy Behar and Meghan McCain have relatively little to do with Danish TV, children's or otherwise.
sorry about that. I remember that after finishing this video, the correct one, it moved on to that one of Behar & McCain. Must have copied too late? Most likely.

but I promise, the second half of this video is a doozy
:lol:

I don't think they mentioned that the name of the show is John Dillermand - which translates to something like John Dickman or John "Schlongman."

Awesome. The US is just so far behind...
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We've got a hound of Baskervilles / werewolf situation in a nearby village :blink:
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and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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Are you trying to one-up our nutter in the White House situation?
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Don't worry, no amount of gored animals can beat the outlandishness of US "politics"
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/forum.icmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1434
and "Gordon" Liu Chia-Hui/Liu Chia-Liang and Yuen Woo-ping and "Sammo" Hung Kam-bo
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I love Nikki Glaser so much. She's one of my favorite current comedians.
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