movie titles for pandemic

[3eyes]

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The loneliness of a social-distance runner

[sol]

Hilarious. Here's a sample for those wanting a taste before clicking the link:

[sol]

Socially Distant Voices, Still Lives - or even the title in its original form sounds - very self-isolation appropriate.

[joachimt]

This is hilarious indeed.

[albajos]

How I kept social distance from your mother

Don't Catch Me If You Can

[Armoreska]

COVIDeodrome? (this should be the title of the thread)
White House LockDown?
Kind Hearts and Coronials?
Corona-nation Street?
Los coronacrimenes?

Some Like It (at) Home?
Dr. Isolationlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Virus
Un de ceux qui ont été testés positifs s'est échappé ou Le virus se propage où il veut (aka A Man Escaped Quarantine) - ok im not gonna top this but somebody can prolly still improve it

[Mario Gaborović]

47 Coronin

[Armoreska]

The Man Who Shot Liberty By Putting Everyone In Lockdown
Sans travail
Roma città chiusa
SOLO o le 40 giornate di #Stayathoma / Stai-a-casa) [40 days means quarantine in Italian etymology of the word]

We Got a Zoonosis
Police Academy 4: On Patrol for Grandmas going to the Store [this probably only makes sense if you pay attention to viral news from Russia]
Police Academy 6: City Under Lockdown

[Armoreska]

___patient Zero
_________ Dark hair
aged bout Thirty

_____patient Zero
___who for a Dark magic recipe
bought bout Thirty pangolins


The Six-Million-Dead Man

[3eyes]

The Man Who Shot Liberty By Putting Everyone In Lockdown
Sans travail
Roma città chiusa
SOLO o le 40 giornate di #Stayathoma / Stai-a-casa) [40 days means quarantine in Italian etymology of the word]

Like these, also the riff on the A Man Escaped.

Panic away from the streets
There will be phlegm
Blue velvet mask
Dishwater shine of the spotless hand

[RogerTheMovieManiac88]

The Man in the Cotton Mask
The Man in the HazMat Suit
Invasion of the Antibody Snatchers

Heehee, I hope you are keeping well.

[RogerTheMovieManiac88]

All Wuhan on Deck
Sex, Lies, and Covid-19

[sol]

Home Alone is a great self-isolation title, but what about its sequel: Home Alone 2: Lots in New York.

[albajos]

We don't talk about the sequel. Trump's in it. He had touched every doorknob in that hotel.


Meg Ryan-galore:
When Harry never met Sally...
D.O.A. - Disease on Arrival
Restless in Seattle
You Got Malpractice

and a bonus
Manos - the Hand sanitizer of fate

[3eyes]

Spring, summer, fall, winter... when can we go out again?
Indoor Walkabout

We could of course make plots for existing movies -different thread?

[Armoreska]

Ron Fricke's Coronas
(an epic time lapse of empty streets & nature beginning to encroach on civilization a bit)

The Diamond Princess Diaries

MY social welFAIR LADY?
Virus Age: The Meltdown of the Extroverts
Virus Age: InterContinental Pandemic
Virus Age: Extinction Course
Virus Age: Dawn of the Introverts