Change 1 letter in a film title

[sortile9io]

I'm afraid I lack the witty imagination needed to devise a plot. So feel free to fill in the details yourself.

- The deviant ones: ...
- Onion Pacific: ...
- The nunfighter: ...
- Westward the omen: ...
- The fig country: ...
- They died with their bots on: ...
- Bad day at black cock: ...
- How the rest was won: ...
- Pole rider: ...
- Ball in the saddle: ...
- The icon horse: ...

[mathiasa]

Argo - Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.

[sortile9io]

Argo - Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.

What's the letter change?

[3eyes]

Argo - Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.

What's the letter change?

Fargo

How the rest was won: ... After watching a 4-hour nonstop actioner, it was well-earned.

[Cynical Cinephile]

Stream - Wes Craven directed horror (of course) about a guy trying to watch a Netflix series. His stream won't work and he only has two hours until he has to go to work. How will he avoid spoilers in the work place? Has Rosemary's Babyish paranoid atmosphere.

[3eyes]

Framer vs framer (a) - rival mafia bosses set up each other’s minions.
Framer vs framer (b) - war of the spin doctors

Realty bites - a sneaky developer buys up a neighborhood, house by house - what is he planning?

Superherpes - GOD'S PUNISHMENT for sex without procreation!!!

[maxwelldeux]

I get slightly obsessed with a single movie...

What Ever Happened to Baby Bane? - This Dark Knight Rises prequel explores how Bane became the villain that he is today.
What Never Happened to Baby Jane - A heart-wrenching drama about the psychological damage caused when a young girl is abandoned.
What Ever Happened to Baby Jan? - Dark secrets about familial relations are revealed when the Brady's reunite on the 10th anniversary of Jan's suicide. Directed by Thomas Vinterberg.
Whatever Happened Two: Baby Jane - In this critically maligned sequel, hapless new husband Dane Cain must care for his wife Elaine's daughter Jane while his wife's on an Airplane to Spain to campaign again to maintain the insane methane, ethane, propane, and butane trade for grain terrain. Meanwhile, Dane tries in vain to relieve Jane's pain and refrain from going insane.

[xianjiro]

I'm afraid I lack the witty imagination needed to devise a plot. So feel free to fill in the details yourself.

- The deviant ones: ...
- Onion Pacific: ...
- The nunfighter: ...
- Westward the omen: ...
- The fig country: ...
- They died with their bots on: ...
- Bad day at black cock: ...
- How the rest was won: ...
- Pole rider: ...
- Ball in the saddle: ...
- The icon horse: ...

I'll play

Onion Pacific: The Onion buys out the Union Pacific and gets unemployed comedians and satirists to be conductors. While riders never really know if the train will go anywhere near the advertised destinations, they have fun along the way until someone tries to hijack an Onion Pacific train (loaded with onions) and take it to the remaining ISIL controlled territory. The conductors/comedians feed the hijackers fake news stories, take the train to Ciudad Juarez and tell the hijackers the Narcos are Daesh in disguise ...

Pole rider: sounds like porn to me!

[funkybusiness]

I'm afraid I lack the witty imagination needed to devise a plot. So feel free to fill in the details yourself.

- The deviant ones: ...
- Onion Pacific: ...
- The nunfighter: ...
- Westward the omen: ...
- The fig country: ...
- They died with their bots on: ...
- Bad day at black cock: ...
- How the rest was won: ...
- Pole rider: ...
- Ball in the saddle: ...
- The icon horse: ...

here's a few.

The Deviant Ones — A crowdfunded documentary about hardcore Devo fans (oddly forgoing the self-label of Devotees, but whatever).
Onion Pacific — An unreleased documentary by Frederick Wiseman meant as a repartee piece against Les Blank's Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers.
The Nunfighter — Jennifer Lawrence stars in Quentin Tarantino's final film, spoiler, she is a nun, but fighting other nuns. too many references to Black Narcissus and a bunch of Jess Franco softcore pornos.
Pole Rider — Sequel to The Nunfighter of course. Hidden Prequel to From Dusk till Dawn. Twitter is consumed with more Hollywood whitewashing claims of Lawrence seemingly taking over the Hayek role before the film is even made, let alone anyone actually seeing it to confirm their assumptions.
Ball in the Saddle — Poland Ball takes on the Wild West, portrayed by Western Europe Balls, oddly done in the style of Lemonade Joe. Czechia feels left out, and appropriated. Directed by Norman Davies.
The Icon Horse — Joseph Cornell makes another experimental fan film like Rose Hobart, but about the horse color insert shots at the end of Andrei Rublev. George Stubbs gets mad at the screening, shouting "he's stolen my dreams!!"

[maxwelldeux]

I'm afraid I lack the witty imagination needed to devise a plot. So feel free to fill in the details yourself.

- The deviant ones: ...
- Onion Pacific: ...
- The nunfighter: ...
- Westward the omen: ...
- The fig country: ...
- They died with their bots on: ...
- Bad day at black cock: ...
- How the rest was won: ...
- Pole rider: ...
- Ball in the saddle: ...
- The icon horse: ...

- The deviant ones: A group of fetishists explain their unique lifestyles in this engaging documentary.
- Onion Pacific: Shrek reveals even more layers in this biopic of his quest to visit the Pacific Ocean...
- The nunfighter: Chuck Norris refuses to enter a religious retirement community.
- Westward the omen: Damien takes a ship to America. After the onboard chapel mysteriously burns, passengers start sensing evil premonitions...
- The fig country: A historical comedy about homophobes with bad spelling accidentally creating a gay haven next to a fig orchard.
- They died with their bots on: A rare mainstream Hentai film where female cyborgs die in the throes of passion while defending Tokyo from a horde of monsters.
- Bad day at black cock: In this comedic short, a White suburbanite confronts his neighbor about being woken up at dawn every day, only to discover that his African-American neighbor is VERY attached to his rooster...
- How the rest was won: This documentary examines how the various labor organizations lobbied for, and ultimately won the right to a five-day work week in America.
- Pole rider: A young firefighter must conquer his fear of heights to descend quickly to the firetruck.
- Ball in the saddle: In a first-of-its-kind film marketed directly to dogs, Rover, experience a mid-life crisis at 6, visits a ranch to clear his head and contemplate life's great questions, like "Who's a good boy?" and "Where's your ball?"
- The icon horse: In this historical docudrama, we experience the struggles of Edwin Bogucki as attempts to create a proper memorial for Secretariat, the greatest horse of all time.

[3eyes]

[xianjiro]

Spaceballed - Intergalactic porn at its finest.

"Have you ever done it with a Gastonian Slime Monster?" Captain Wank asked.

Little Buddy replied, "Aren't they hermaphroditic?"

"That's more than half the fun!"

[Cynical Cinephile]

The Purse of Chucky - the latest doll sensation comes out with a new accessory, but nobody knows the secrets hidden in Chucky's purse.

The Children of the Porn - have you ever wondered what children of porn stars go through during their school years? Momma jokes never stop.

[joachimt]

Taxi Diver - A taxi driver in NY recruited as a stuntman. The dives he is making with his car get bigger and bigger and in the end he dives off a cliff.
Les quatre cents corps - A 400-minute horror movie about a serial killer. Every minute of the movie he kills another person.
The Right of the Hunter - After hunting gets prohibited by law, a group of hunting fanatics start a petition. This documentary follows a few of them trying to get attention for their petition. The highlight is their appearance on the Jerry Springer show called "I'd like to shoot cute animals".
The Wild Lunch - Peckinpah and Cronenberg directed this Sci-Fi/Western, in which the stories of two of their movies are combined.

[Cynical Cinephile]

A Nightmare on Elmo Street - Elmo wants to change the name of the show from Sesame Street to Elmo Street, because he's the biggest star (according to him). His proposal gets rejected and other muppets grow cold towards him. Elmo builds up rage inside of him until he erupts and starts a bloody carnage.

[maxwelldeux]

The Nightmare on Elmo Street - Elmo wants to change the name of the show from Sesame Street to Elmo Street, because he's the biggest star (according to him). His proposal gets rejected and other muppets grow cold towards him. Elmo builds up rage inside of him until he erupts and starts a bloody carnage.

Don't forget about the sequel: A Nightmare on Elmo Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - Telly's doll Freddy is upset with Elmo after his attempted coup. To protect Telly from any further psychological harm, Freddy goes on a mission to take out Elmo once and for all...

[Cynical Cinephile]

The Nightmare on Elmo Street - Elmo wants to change the name of the show from Sesame Street to Elmo Street, because he's the biggest star (according to him). His proposal gets rejected and other muppets grow cold towards him. Elmo builds up rage inside of him until he erupts and starts a bloody carnage.

Don't forget about the sequel: A Nightmare on Elmo Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - Telly's doll Freddy is upset with Elmo after his attempted coup. To protect Telly from any further psychological harm, Freddy goes on a mission to take out Elmo once and for all...

Fuck, it's A Nightmare... (fixed)

I'm breaking the rules here by changing 2 letters, but we're continuing a franchise.

A Nightmare on Elmo Street 4: The Dream Taster
Ever since Elmo brutally killed The Cookie Monster in first installment, he's been having strange nightmares of Cookie Monster wanting to eat him instead of the cookies. The real horror begins when he finds out those aren't just nightmares.

Now, we just need someone to come up with Part 3 and how Elmo survived Freddy's attacks.

[albajos]

Nightmare on Elmo's Street exists. It's the same director that did "The Most Offensive Comedy Ever Made " (He has some much worser titles than that, but the offensive are mostly in title only)

I actually planned to see Elmo in the horror challenge

[funkybusiness]

A Nightmare on Elmo Street 3: Dread Warriors — Having had to escape briefly to Brooklyn at the end of Vol. 2, barely holding onto his stuffing, Elmo employs a group of samurai-esque Rastafarians to take back Elmo Street from Freddy and his gang of the Unstuffed once and for all.

[xianjiro]

A Nightmare on Elmo Street 3: Dread Warriors — Having had to escape briefly to Brooklyn at the end of Vol. 2, barely holding onto his stuffing, Elmo employs a group of samurai-esque Rastafarians to take back Elmo Street from Freddy and his gang of the Unstuffed once and for all.

Elmo in dreads - now that's a must see!

[maxwelldeux]

A Nightmare on Elmo Street 5: The Cream Child - Cookie Monster's child is finally old enough to have cream with his cookies. But whenever he does, the nightmares come. And the only way to stop the nightmares is to exact final revenge on Elmo...

[Cynical Cinephile]

Nightmare on Elmo's Street exists. It's the same director that did "The Most Offensive Comedy Ever Made " (He has some much worser titles than that, but the offensive are mostly in title only)

I actually planned to see Elmo in the horror challenge

I wasn't aware of that, but I'm not surprised. Someone else must've noticed it before, it's too obvious.

That being said, there's no way they came up with plots as good as we did. We got horror, action, martial arts and R rating.

[3eyes]

The monuments menu - all sorts of goodies for oil/mining/fracking/logging interests

The plight between oceans - documentary about container ships, Panama canal expansion, Nicaragua canal, Arctic icemelt, etc.

Wall the line - or he’ll veto the bill

[joachimt]

Too Many Cocks - ......... (I'm not going to describe it)

[Cynical Cinephile]

Bingin' in the Rain - Shia Labeouf's directorial debut. The film is 10 hours long, shot in one take, focused entirely on Shia as he bing watches an entire season of an HBO show during a rainy autumn day.

The Sea chers - turns out mermaids exist and every one of them looks exactly like Cher.

Citizen Bane - Tom Hardy returns to his iconic role, showing a different side of Bane when reporters in Gotham try to uncover what Bane was like in his childhood.

[maxwelldeux]

Too Many Cocks - ......... (I'm not going to describe it)

Isn't that just the alternate title to the official check "Edward Penishands (1991)"?

[xianjiro]

Every Witch Way But Loose - JJ Abrams reboots Hal Roach Studios' 'Dippy Doo Dad' series with an all ape rip-off. The lead characters are Hairy Potter, Chermione Granger, and Ron Fleasley.

[xianjiro]

Slums of Beverly Sills - after retiring from the opera, Ms Sills buys up tenements and treats her tenants to Dickensian deprivations, all the while lecturing them on the hard work it took her to become such a great star

[3eyes]

The swapper - Unwed Irish lass switched babies, but won’t say who with

Sweeping dogs - Cash-strapped city tries new approach to street-cleaning

[sortile9io]

Pride of Frankenstein - Brain stolen by Dr. Frankenstein turns out to belong to a young horny female. By the time he discovers the fact, his enthusiastic creature has already witnessed the furtive encounter of two lovers in a barn and tries awkwardly to arouse the appetite in every lad he finds (they run away in terror). Chased by the angry villagers his attempts to vindicate his feelings fail miserably so he flees to the mountains while swearing revenge.

[maxwelldeux]

Pride of Frankenstein - Brain stolen by Dr. Frankenstein turns out to belong to a young horny female. By the time he discovers the fact, his enthusiastic creature has already witnessed the furtive encounter of two lovers in a barn and tries awkwardly to arouse the appetite in every lad he finds (they run away in terror). Chased by the angry villagers his attempts to vindicate his feelings fail miserably so he flees to the mountains while swearing revenge.

Can you make this? This is awesome!

[3eyes]

Louder than tombs - another heist gone wrong

[maxwelldeux]

Picked up a few movies at the library today, including:

They Lived! - An historical biodrama about some almost impossible-to-believe figures from Ancient Greece.
Invasion on the Body Snatchers - A group of late 19th century corpse stealers are taken down via a coordinated raid from Scotland Yard.
Mouse of Flying Daggers - In this Disney short, Mickey agrees to be Minnie's "target" at her knife-throwing act at the circus. Unbeknownst to Mickey, Pete has tied up Minnie and is all too eager to take her place...
My Neighbor, to Torro - A young man narrates the quest of his old neighbor to run with the bulls in Pamplona.

[Cynical Cinephile]

It's a Wonderful Like - a depressed introverted teen starts seeing life from a more positive outlook after his crush likes one of his facebook posts.

[maxwelldeux]

It's a Wonderful Like - a depressed introverted teen starts seeing life from a more positive outlook after his crush likes one of his facebook posts.

Hah! Unfortunately, I think we're about 3 years away from having this film actually made...

[sortile9io]

Pride of Frankenstein - Brain stolen by Dr. Frankenstein turns out to belong to a young horny female. By the time he discovers the fact, his enthusiastic creature has already witnessed the furtive encounter of two lovers in a barn and tries awkwardly to arouse the appetite in every lad he finds (they run away in terror). Chased by the angry villagers his attempts to vindicate his feelings fail miserably so he flees to the mountains while swearing revenge.

Can you make this? This is awesome!

Well, thank you. I'll try some more.

Map of the West - Ultimate James Benning work that captures exhaustively the scenery of the USA western states. 420 min.

[Cynical Cinephile]

It's a Wonderful Like - a depressed introverted teen starts seeing life from a more positive outlook after his crush likes one of his facebook posts.

Hah! Unfortunately, I think we're about 3 years away from having this film actually made...

Well, my script already got a green light from the studio, but I don't see what's unfortunate about that.

[xianjiro]

Louse of Cards - Kevin Spacey biopic

[maxwelldeux]

Louse of Cards - Kevin Spacey biopic

That one made both my wife and I laugh out loud...

[maxwelldeux]

Some of the Noir films have inspired me to explore other "noir" films:

Blind Ally - Famous ninja, Helen Keller, teams up with a friend to avenge the death of her friend's husband at the hands of a drive-by shooting.
Blind Mate - In the sequel to Blind Ally, Helen Keller befriends an Australian looking to solve the death cold-blooded murder of her Uncle.
Race in the Hole - This neo-noir prison thriller examines the mystery surrounding the murder of a Black man in solitary confinement.
The Baked City - In this early stoner-comedy/noir fusion film, a detective from a small town with strict anti-marijuana laws discovers the city council is managing a local pot distribution cartel.