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Post by 3eyes » October 21st, 2017, 1:56 pm

Cemetery of splendor in the grass: a nation's battle for life

Dirty pretty war machine
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Post by xianjiro » October 22nd, 2017, 9:38 am

Zorba the Greek Lost In Space

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Post by 3eyes » October 22nd, 2017, 1:53 pm

The little fugitive from a chain gang

Mutiny of the bounty hunters

The smiling bad French lieutenant’s woman

And then there were none but the lonely hearts club
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Post by Cynical Cinephile » October 22nd, 2017, 2:16 pm

How about more than 2 films...

Blood Simple Plan 9 from Outer Space Jam
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Post by 3eyes » October 22nd, 2017, 2:36 pm

Cynical Cinephile on Oct 22 2017, 08:16:34 AM wrote:How about more than 2 films...

Blood Simple Plan 9 from Outer Space Jam
Oh yes, the more the merrier.
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Post by Lilarcor » October 23rd, 2017, 2:50 am

The Birth of a Nation: My Own Private Idaho
Batman Begins Trouble in Paradise

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Post by maxwelldeux » October 23rd, 2017, 4:58 am

Lilarcor on Oct 22 2017, 08:50:28 PM wrote:The Birth of a Nation: My Own Private Idaho
I'm not sure how familiar you are with the white supremacists from northern Idaho, but that is an eerily accurate combination you have there... :blink:

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Post by 3eyes » October 23rd, 2017, 4:04 pm

maxwelldeux on Oct 22 2017, 10:58:26 PM wrote:
Lilarcor on Oct 22 2017, 08:50:28 PM wrote:The Birth of a Nation: My Own Private Idaho
I'm not sure how familiar you are with the white supremacists from northern Idaho, but that is an eerily accurate combination you have there... :blink:
Yes, I think it's quite brilliant given the tenor of our times.
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Post by xianjiro » October 23rd, 2017, 8:19 pm

Kill Billy Elliot the Musical

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Post by 3eyes » October 23rd, 2017, 9:10 pm

Sexy beasts of the southern wild comfort

How green was my Valley Girl

The 49th parallel universe
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Post by xianjiro » October 23rd, 2017, 9:18 pm

3eyes on Oct 23 2017, 03:10:45 PM wrote:Sexy beasts of the southern wild comfort

How green was my Valley Girl

The 49th parallel universe
like those last two :clap:

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Post by maxwelldeux » October 23rd, 2017, 9:24 pm

3eyes on Oct 23 2017, 03:10:45 PM wrote:The 49th parallel universe
That just sounds like another shitty entry into a sci-fi/horror franchise that's gone on 40-45 films too long...

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Post by xianjiro » October 23rd, 2017, 9:33 pm

The Waterboy Suicide Squad

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Post by maxwelldeux » October 23rd, 2017, 10:08 pm

xianjiro on Oct 23 2017, 03:33:39 PM wrote:The Waterboy Suicide Squad
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Post by xianjiro » November 1st, 2017, 7:54 am

Combine Idiocracy and Portlandia (or Little Britain if you prefer) and you get an all-access behind-the-scenes documentary on the Trump White House called Trumplandia (or Little Idiocy)
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Post by xianjiro » November 1st, 2017, 8:12 am

Wasn't sure where else to place this and rather figured it was a challenge issued by the iCM gods - anyone care to play with the two titles in this screencap? :wub:

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Post by albajos » November 1st, 2017, 9:09 am

The Santa Paws Clause

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Post by maxwelldeux » November 1st, 2017, 5:51 pm

xianjiro on Nov 1 2017, 02:12:41 AM wrote:Wasn't sure where else to place this and rather figured it was a challenge issued by the iCM gods - anyone care to play with the two titles in this screencap? :wub:
Well sure, but this is going to get offensive...
I apologize in advance for thisShow
In order to escape the coming Nazis, Oskar Schindler helps about 1200 Jews cryogenically freeze themselves. They wake up 500 years later and, much to their disappointment, discover that the Nazis were successful in eradicating all those without pure Aryan blood. However, centuries of in-breeding have rendered the Aryans functionally retarded (not to mention completely intolerant to sunlight). To help promote genetic diversity, the 1200 recommend placing many of the Aryans in "dilution camps"...

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Post by xianjiro » November 1st, 2017, 7:16 pm

maxwelldeux on Nov 1 2017, 11:51:03 AM wrote:
xianjiro on Nov 1 2017, 02:12:41 AM wrote:Wasn't sure where else to place this and rather figured it was a challenge issued by the iCM gods - anyone care to play with the two titles in this screencap? :wub:
Well sure, but this is going to get offensive...
I apologize in advance for thisShow
In order to escape the coming Nazis, Oskar Schindler helps about 1200 Jews cryogenically freeze themselves. They wake up 500 years later and, much to their disappointment, discover that the Nazis were successful in eradicating all those without pure Aryan blood. However, centuries of in-breeding have rendered the Aryans functionally retarded (not to mention completely intolerant to sunlight). To help promote genetic diversity, the 1200 recommend placing many of the Aryans in "dilution camps"...
that's not so bad :thumbsup:

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Post by albajos » November 1st, 2017, 7:34 pm

Nietzsche and the Surf Nazis Must Die

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Post by 3eyes » November 1st, 2017, 8:18 pm

xianjiro on Nov 1 2017, 01:16:05 PM wrote:
maxwelldeux on Nov 1 2017, 11:51:03 AM wrote:
xianjiro on Nov 1 2017, 02:12:41 AM wrote:Wasn't sure where else to place this and rather figured it was a challenge issued by the iCM gods - anyone care to play with the two titles in this screencap? :wub:
Well sure, but this is going to get offensive...
I apologize in advance for thisShow
In order to escape the coming Nazis, Oskar Schindler helps about 1200 Jews cryogenically freeze themselves. They wake up 500 years later and, much to their disappointment, discover that the Nazis were successful in eradicating all those without pure Aryan blood. However, centuries of in-breeding have rendered the Aryans functionally retarded (not to mention completely intolerant to sunlight). To help promote genetic diversity, the 1200 recommend placing many of the Aryans in "dilution camps"...
that's not so bad :thumbsup:
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That's another way of playing this game- sort of like poems where you have to use a certain number of given words (my record was 25).
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Post by xianjiro » November 3rd, 2017, 7:24 pm

A River Runs Through It's a Wonderful Life - Michael Bay's 4 hour plus reinterpretation of the Capra classic with a failing mega-dam perched above Bedford Falls, will anyone make it out alive? Note: With Bailey's arch-nemesis renamed Pumpter, this piece promises to be Bay's statement on the current political environment and a happy ending is not expected. "Even the ghost won't make it out alive," says Bay.

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Post by xianjiro » November 5th, 2017, 11:39 am

Boys Beware: Kevin Spacey (first in a series?)

probably should just follow up with Kids Beware
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Post by xianjiro » November 8th, 2017, 10:09 am

Alle Anderen's Afraid of Virginia Woolf - halfway through their idyllic, romantic, Sardinian holiday Chris and Gitti wake up at George and Martha's ...

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Post by 3eyes » November 8th, 2017, 6:12 pm

xianjiro on Nov 8 2017, 03:09:16 AM wrote:Alle Anderen's Afraid of Virginia Woolf - halfway through their idyllic, romantic, Sardinian holiday Chris and Gitti wake up at George and Martha's ...
Oh, I thought maybe Alle Anderen was a transgender actor/actress.

Watch on the Rhinestone Cowboy - Our hero forgets to fall back, leaving him and his horse chomping at the bit for an hour at every appointment. This does not endear him to his captive audiences.
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Post by albajos » November 8th, 2017, 6:42 pm

Withnail & I, Frankenstein

What's Up, Tiger Lilyhammer?

Swiss Addams Family Robinson

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Post by 3eyes » November 8th, 2017, 7:33 pm

Nice ones!
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Post by maxwelldeux » November 18th, 2017, 11:22 am

Will Smith Edition

Children of Men in Black - One day, an earthbound alien race is suddenly unable to have any offspring. After years of research, they determine the culprit - 4G cellular towers. Can the Men in Black figure out a solution before the earth is embroiled in an interstellar war?

Independence Day After Tomorrow - The aliens have returned, and have cast earth into the next ice age. Can the human race defeat the aliens to engage in what we do best: global warming?

Superbad Boys - In this straight-to-DVD and little seen sequel, Will Smith and Michael Cera team up to solve to awkwardly solve the case of an international human smuggling ring. 60% of the movie is Will Smith yelling at Michael Cera.

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Post by joachimt » November 18th, 2017, 11:31 am

maxwelldeux on Nov 18 2017, 04:22:40 AM wrote:Superbad Boys - In this straight-to-DVD and little seen sequel, Will Smith and Michael Cera team up to solve to awkwardly solve the case of an international human smuggling ring. 60% of the movie is Will Smith yelling at Michael Cera.
Even before watching it, I already want to dislike this on iCM. :yucky:
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Post by 3eyes » November 18th, 2017, 2:37 pm

:lol:
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Post by xianjiro » January 15th, 2018, 3:28 am

While not films, I'd like to present Sons of Sesame Street - change is inevitable, even on the Street, as a new generation seizes control, the trade in magic brownies becomes increasingly competitive (Spongerob Squareshirts & Dorta and the Exploders)

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Post by maxwelldeux » January 30th, 2018, 9:37 am

Australia edition:

Picnic at Hanging The Rock: Several young women from a private school are kidnapped while out on a school picnic. Nick Cage enlists the help of a former Mi-6 agent to find and save the girls before the chemistry teacher at the rival boys school can use them to test his chemical weapons. Michael Bay directs this action-packed thrill ride. Critics are puzzled why so many explosions are necessary to save the teenaged girls...

Walkabout a Boy: On his traditional walkabout, a young Aboriginal man bumps into Hugh Grant camping in the Outback. Hugh Grant befriends the young man and attempts to teach him about life and how to be more confident. The young man placates Hugh Grant as he saves his life numerous times.

Mad Max: Fury Road Trip: maxwelldeux hops in the car with his dog and cat to drive across the country to his new home on a four-day road trip. Tensions finally boil over on the fourth and final day, when the cat figures out how to systematically destroy and escape from her cage and run around the car getting into everything. After screaming at the cat, Max attempts to calm his dog down enough to continue the trip while contemplating the murder of the cat. Based on a true story.

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Post by Hippiemans » April 13th, 2018, 9:15 pm

The great dictator singin' in the rain
Dancer in the dark in needle park
The good, the bad, and the hunchback of the Notre Dame
How to train your fair lady
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Post by 3eyes » April 14th, 2018, 1:32 pm

Hippiemans on Apr 13 2018, 03:15:45 PM wrote:The great dictator singin' in the rain
Dancer in the dark in needle park
The good, the bad, and the hunchback of the Notre Dame
How to train your fair lady
I can see Adenoid Hynkel singin' in the rain and dancin' with his globe! Thanks for playing, Hippiemans!
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Post by Hippiemans » April 14th, 2018, 8:39 pm

3eyes on Apr 14 2018, 07:32:48 AM wrote:
Hippiemans on Apr 13 2018, 03:15:45 PM wrote:The great dictator singin' in the rain
Dancer in the dark in needle park
The good, the bad, and the hunchback of the Notre Dame
How to train your fair lady
I can see Adenoid Hynkel singin' in the rain and dancin' with his globe! Thanks for playing, Hippiemans!
Yeah, it was the globe scene that inspired me haha.
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Post by 3eyes » June 12th, 2018, 4:08 pm

Why Has Bodhi-Dharma Left for the Easter Parade?
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Post by joachimt » June 12th, 2018, 6:02 pm

3eyes on Jun 12 2018, 10:08:20 AM wrote:Why Has Bodhi-Dharma Left for the Easter Parade?
To find Easter eggs?
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Post by 3eyes » March 16th, 2019, 3:27 pm

Time to revive this? (Hope these are worth it)

The Ten Lost Commandments
The kindness of three identical strangers on a train
Daughters of the intruder in the dust
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Post by PirateJenny » March 16th, 2019, 3:57 pm

Les Espions Who Loved Me
The Bitter Tears of Peter Pan
Dr Mabuse: The Terminator 2

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Post by maxwelldeux » March 16th, 2019, 5:51 pm

3eyes wrote:
March 16th, 2019, 3:27 pm
Time to revive this? (Hope these are worth it)

The Ten Lost Commandments
I'm assuming you're spoiling the title of the latest Indiana Jones project.

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