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Low IMDb Rating Challenge

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Post by flavo5000 » January 26th, 2018, 5:04 am

Gorro on Jan 25 2018, 04:35:21 AM wrote:69. Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.3/10
Campy parody of Batman. Didn't like it at all.
Speaking of parodies of Batman that would almost certainly apply to this challenge, I think this would fit in nicely with your superhero movie-watching habits of late.

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Post by flavo5000 » January 26th, 2018, 5:31 am

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115. Cyborg Cop II (1994) IMDB: 3.7
My Rating: 3 (unriffed), 8.5 (riffed)
I watched this one with Rifftrax on and man, it REALLY needed it. The movie is just relentlessly dumb, and as the Rifftrax guys kept pointing out, there's not a single cyborg cop in this entire movie, speculating that maybe they left out a period between Cyborg and Cop? Or perhaps there's a tiny ampersand in the title we can't see... In a movie where everyone who gets shot falls from off the top of something to Rowsdower's house band playing in a bar, this is pretty classic Rifftrax IMO.

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116. Queen of Blood (1966) IMDB: 5.3
My Rating: 6.5
A group of astronauts rescues an odd alien woman from a crashed ship on Mars. Little do they realize her choice of cuisine is...HUMAN BLOOD! I actually thought this one was pretty good with some very nice exterior set design, pretty good atmosphere and an above average cast (including John Saxon, Basil Rathbone and a young Dennis Hopper) for a movie of its kind. It does get bogged down in a few overly talky sequences but overall the pace is pretty solid as well. I mean, it all looks a little silly but that's part of the charm for me.

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117. Empire of the Ants (1977) IMDB: 4.0
My Rating: 5
I found Gordon's similarly themed giant animal movie Food of the Gods to be a little more fun than this one. C'mon, Bert! We need more giant ants! The movie spends way too much time spinning its wheels to pad out the runtime.

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118. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) IMDB: 3.2
My Rating: 7 (in terms of entertainment... actual rating based on quality would be like a 2)
Hey! This would count for all three challenges this month! Neat! I really only have one thing to say about this one that pretty much sums it up: were-kangaroo birthing scene. :poshclap:

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119. Kung Fu Yoga (2017) IMDB: 5.3
My Rating: 3
Who the hell convinced Jackie Chan to make a Bollywood movie? Is this some kind of lame attempt at strengthening China/India relations? Regardless, it attempts to be a globe-hopping adventure tale in the vein of Indiana Jones and doesn't even make it to National Treasure level. Chan's fight choreography is sparse and less than impressive, the rest of the cast has the personality of a tuna fish, there's a random poorly shot car chase through Dubai for no apparent reason and I could feel Chan's soul dying as he danced to a Bollywood musical number at the end.

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120. Cult of Chucky (2017) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 5.5
In the follow up to the return to horror for the Child's Play series Curse of Chucky, we have the titular demented doll now tormenting the mentally unsound in an asylum. It also does double duty by tying the mostly stand-alone Curse more tightly into the rest of the series. Overall, it's a well shot, well scored but ultimately pretty run-of-the-mill entry leaving what I feel was a missed opportunity for Chucky to play much more elaborate head games than usual, a concept they only barely touch on.
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1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9
85. The Terror Within (1989) IMDB: 4.9
86. Dead Space (1991) IMDB: 3.4
87. Uchû daikaijû Girara (1967) IMDB: 4.9
88. Carnage (1984) IMDB: 2.9
89. Mars Needs Moms (2011) IMDB: 5.4
90. The Jungle Book 2 (2003) IMDB: 5.4
91. The Smurfs 2 (2013) IMDB: 5.4
92. Freejack (1992) IMDB: 5.3
93. The Killing of Satan (1983) IMDB: 5.0
94. The Guyver (1991) IMDB: 4.9
95. Night of the Demons (2009) IMDB: 4.7
96. Rats: Night of Terror (1984) IMDB: 4.4
97. Neon Maniacs (1986) IMDB: 4.8
98. After Earth (2013) IMDB: 4.9
99. The Velvet Vampire (1971) IMDB: 5.3
100. Survival of the Dead (2009) IMDB: 4.9
101. Amityville II: The Possession (1982) IMDB: 5.4
102. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) IMDB: 3.7
103. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) IMDB: 5.2
104. Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988) IMDB: 4.4
105-109a. Garbage Pail Kids (!987) IMDB: 3.5
109b. Empire of Ache (!996) IMDB: 5.3
109c. The Legend of Hallowdega (2010) IMDB: 5.2
109d. Rifftrax: Measuring Man (1970) IMDB: 3
110. Geostorm (2017) IMDB: 5.4
111. Night of the Demon (1980) IMDB: 4.9
112. Neverland (2003) IMDB: 5.0
113. Satellite in the Sky (1956) IMDB: 5.4
114. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) IMDB: 5.4
115. Cyborg Cop II (1994) IMDB: 3.7
116. Queen of Blood (1966) IMDB: 5.3
117. Empire of the Ants (1977) IMDB: 4.0
118. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) IMDB: 3.2
119. Kung Fu Yoga (2017) IMDB: 5.3
120. Cult of Chucky (2017) IMDB: 5.2

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Post by sol » January 26th, 2018, 7:26 am

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1. Satan's Little Helper (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
2. Big Momma's House (2000) 5.1 on IMDb
3. Inn of the Damned (1975) 4.8 on IMDb
4. The Runestone (1991) 5.0 on IMDb
5. Skidoo (1968) 4.9 on IMDb
6. Child Bride (1938) 4.6 on IMDb
7. The Oscar (1966) 5.1 on IMDb
8. Alison's Birthday (1981) 5.0 on IMDb
9. Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
10. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) 4.8 on IMDb
11. Spaced Invaders (1990) 5.3 on IMDb
12. Stiletto Dance (2001) 5.4 on IMDb
13. Galaxy of Terror (1981) 5.1 on IMDb
14. Frogs (1972) 4.3 on IMDb
15. Cyborg (1989) 5.0 on IMDb
16. Sexplorer (1975) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
18. Alvin Rides Again (1974) 4.4 on IMDb
19. Melvin, Son of Alvin (1984) 5.4 on IMDb
20. Microwave Massacre (1986) 3.9 on IMDb
21. Grim Prairie Tales (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
22. Casino Royale (1967) 5.2 on IMDb REVISION
23. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
24. Morons from Outer Space (1985) 4.5 on IMDb REVISION
25. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) 4.6 on IMDb
26. Twixt (2011) 4.8 on IMDb
27. Disorderlies (1987) 4.9 on IMDb
28. Gwendoline (1984) 5.2 on IMDb
29. Starcrash (1978) 3.8 on IMDb
30. Shocker (1989) 5.4 on IMDb

Fantasy thriller from Wes Craven that keeps changing directions; first, it is a film about precognitive nightmares, then it becomes a film about harnessing the power of electricity, further to that a film about possessing bodies... and even further, something along Videodrome/Poltergeist lines! If a little bit of a mess, this is nevertheless entertaining and full of humorous bits, great set pieces and nifty Forrest Gumpish special effects.

Average IMDb rating so far: 4.83 / 10
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Post by VincentPrice » January 26th, 2018, 8:53 pm

37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)

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Post by jdidaco » January 26th, 2018, 10:57 pm

26. Buenas noches, España (Raya Martin, 2011) 8/10 (5.4)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)
19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)
20. Hundra (Matt Cimber, 1983) 7.5/10 (4.6)
21. Poltergeyst-90 (Poltergeist-90, Vladislav Semernin & Boris Zagryazhsky, 1991) 5/10 (4.8)
22. Ercole contro Moloch (Hercules Against Moloch, Giorgio Ferroni, 1963) 6/10 (4.9)
23. France société anonyme (France Inc., Alain Corneau, 1974) 8/10 (5.3)
24. The Brain (Ed Hunt, 1988) 5/10 (5.4)
25. Invisible Invaders (Edward L. Cahn, 1959) 6/10 (5.0)

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Post by psychotronicbeatnik » January 26th, 2018, 11:56 pm

72. The Pumaman (1980) Alberto de Martino / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 2.1
73. Queen of the Amazons (1941) Edward Finney / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.2

Total: 73
Total IMDb Rating: 272.6
Average IMDb Rating: 3.73

I'll be away from the internet for a long weekend so I may not get any more movie watchings posted until next Tuesday. Happy gobbling everyone!

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1. Zaat (1971) Don Barton, Arnold Stevens / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.5
2. Garm Wars: The Last Druid (2014) Mamoru Oshii / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
3. Attack of the Super Monsters (1982) Toru Sotoyama, Tom Wyner / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.0
4. Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982) Cetin Inanc / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.9
5. Iron Golem (2011) Paul Ziller / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 3.7
6. The Monster (2016) Bryan Bertino / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.4
7. The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1963) Maury Dexter / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
8. El Desierto (2013) Christoph Behl / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.2
9. Max Steel (2016) Stewart Hendler / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.6
10. Gods of Egypt (2016) Alex Proyas / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.4
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Roland Emmerich / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 5.2
12. Twilight (2008) Catherine Hardwicke / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.2
13. Twilight: New Moon (2009) Chris Weitz / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.7
14. The Emoji Movie (2017) Tony Leondis / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.9
15. Twilight: Eclipse (2010) David Slade / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.9
16. Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011) Bill Condon / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 4.9
17. Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) Robert Dyke / FTV / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.4
18. Crash of Moons (1954) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.1
19. The Creeper (1948) Jean Yarbrough / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.0
20. Super Mario Bros. (1993) Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton / FTV / Rating: 3 / IMDb: 4.0
21. Queen of Outer Space (1958) Edward Bernds / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.6
22. Sky Pirates (1986) Colin Eggleston / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.2
23. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) Philippe Mora / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.2
24. Robot Monster (1953) Phil Tucker / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.9
25. The Yesterday Machine (1963) Russ Marker / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.1
26. The Creeping Terror (1964) Vic Savage / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.1
27. Night of the Blood Beast (1958) Bernard L. Kowalski / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
28. The Manster (1959) George Breakston, Kenneth Crane / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.4
29. Pharaoh’s Curse (1957) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.7
30. The Time Guardian (1987) Brian Hannant / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.3
31. Evil Brain From Outer Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
32. The Atomic Brain (1963) Joseph Mascelli, Jack Pollexfen / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.7
33. Horrors of Spider Island (1960) Fritz Bottger / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.4
34. Starship (1984) Roger Christian / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 3.3
35. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962) Joseph Green / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 4.2
36. Battletruck (1982) Harley Cokeliss / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.0
37. Don’t Knock Twice (2016) Caradog James / FTV / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.2
38. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) Coleman Francis / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.4
39. Boogeyman (2005) Stephen Kay / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.1
40. From Hell It Came (1957) Dan Milner / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.5
41. Warning From Space (1956) Koji Shima / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.4
42. Menace From Outer Space (1956) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.7
43. Mesa of Lost Women (1953) Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.5
44. Tobor the Great (1954) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 5.2
45. Invaders From Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.6
46. Creature With the Atom Brain (1955) Edward L. Cahn / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.4
47. They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968) David Bradley / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.5
48. Doomsday Machine (1972) Harry Hope, Lee Sholem, Herbert J. Leder / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 2.5
49. The Demons in My Head (1998) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
50. To Become One (2002) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.3
51. The Madmen of Mandoras (1963) David Bradley / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 2.8
52. Man-Thing (2005) Brett Leonard / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.0
53. Battlespace (2006) Neil Johnson / Rating: 2 / IMDb: 2.7
54. Atomic Rulers (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.0
55. The Killer Shrews (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.8
56. The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
57. Starship Rising (2014) Neil Johnson / FTV / Rating: 3+ / IMDb: 2.2
58. The Wild Women of Wongo (1958) James L. Wolcott / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.1
59. Scooby-Doo (2002) Raja Gosnell / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.0
60. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage To the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957) Roger Corman / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 2.8
61. Teenage Caveman (1958) Roger Corman / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.0
62. Prehistoric Women (1950) Gregg Tallas / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 2.9
63. One Million AC/DC (1969) Ed De Priest / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.9
64. Bimbos BC (1990) Todd Sheets / Rating: 2 / IMDb: 1.5
65. Eegah (1962) Arch Hall Sr. / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 2.2
66. Voyage To the Prehistoric Planet (1965) Curtis Harrington, Pavel Klushantsev / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.6
67. Voyage To the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) Peter Bogdanovich, Pavel Klushantsev / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.7
68. Three Strong Men (1973) T. Fikret Ucak / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.7
69. Turks in Space (2006) Kartal Tibet / FTV / Rating: 3 / IMDb: 1.9
70. Death Warmed Up (1984) David Blyth / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.0
71. The Monster Maker (1944) Sam Newfield / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.7
72. The Pumaman (1980) Alberto de Martino / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 2.1
73. Queen of the Amazons (1941) Edward Finney / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.2

Total: 73
Total IMDb Rating: 272.6
Average IMDb Rating: 3.73

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Post by 72allinncallme » January 27th, 2018, 2:13 am

9. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
10. The Apple (1980) 4.3 on IMDb
11. Body Melt (1993) 5.0 on IMDb

Average IMDb-rating 3.859
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1. Vinyl (1965) 4.9 on IMDb.
2. Shorts, average rating 4.95 on IMDb
3. Help, Help, the Globolinks! (1969) 5.3 on IMDb
4. Santa Claus (1959) 2.5 on IMDb
5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb
6. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb
7. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb
8. Indecent Desires (1968) 5.3 on IMDb
9. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
10. The Apple (1980) 4.3 on IMDb
11. Body Melt (1993) 5.0 on IMDb

Average IMDb-rating 3.859

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Post by psychotronicbeatnik » January 27th, 2018, 3:37 am

And one more before my long weekend.

74. Terror From the Year 5000 (1958) Robert J. Gurney Jr. / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.5


Total: 74
Total IMDb Rating: 275.1
Average IMDb Rating: 3.71

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1. Zaat (1971) Don Barton, Arnold Stevens / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.5
2. Garm Wars: The Last Druid (2014) Mamoru Oshii / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
3. Attack of the Super Monsters (1982) Toru Sotoyama, Tom Wyner / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.0
4. Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982) Cetin Inanc / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.9
5. Iron Golem (2011) Paul Ziller / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 3.7
6. The Monster (2016) Bryan Bertino / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.4
7. The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1963) Maury Dexter / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
8. El Desierto (2013) Christoph Behl / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.2
9. Max Steel (2016) Stewart Hendler / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.6
10. Gods of Egypt (2016) Alex Proyas / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.4
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Roland Emmerich / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 5.2
12. Twilight (2008) Catherine Hardwicke / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.2
13. Twilight: New Moon (2009) Chris Weitz / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.7
14. The Emoji Movie (2017) Tony Leondis / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.9
15. Twilight: Eclipse (2010) David Slade / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.9
16. Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011) Bill Condon / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 4.9
17. Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) Robert Dyke / FTV / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.4
18. Crash of Moons (1954) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.1
19. The Creeper (1948) Jean Yarbrough / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.0
20. Super Mario Bros. (1993) Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton / FTV / Rating: 3 / IMDb: 4.0
21. Queen of Outer Space (1958) Edward Bernds / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.6
22. Sky Pirates (1986) Colin Eggleston / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.2
23. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) Philippe Mora / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.2
24. Robot Monster (1953) Phil Tucker / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.9
25. The Yesterday Machine (1963) Russ Marker / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.1
26. The Creeping Terror (1964) Vic Savage / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.1
27. Night of the Blood Beast (1958) Bernard L. Kowalski / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
28. The Manster (1959) George Breakston, Kenneth Crane / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.4
29. Pharaoh’s Curse (1957) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.7
30. The Time Guardian (1987) Brian Hannant / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.3
31. Evil Brain From Outer Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
32. The Atomic Brain (1963) Joseph Mascelli, Jack Pollexfen / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.7
33. Horrors of Spider Island (1960) Fritz Bottger / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.4
34. Starship (1984) Roger Christian / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 3.3
35. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962) Joseph Green / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 4.2
36. Battletruck (1982) Harley Cokeliss / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.0
37. Don’t Knock Twice (2016) Caradog James / FTV / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.2
38. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) Coleman Francis / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.4
39. Boogeyman (2005) Stephen Kay / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.1
40. From Hell It Came (1957) Dan Milner / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.5
41. Warning From Space (1956) Koji Shima / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.4
42. Menace From Outer Space (1956) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.7
43. Mesa of Lost Women (1953) Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.5
44. Tobor the Great (1954) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 5.2
45. Invaders From Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.6
46. Creature With the Atom Brain (1955) Edward L. Cahn / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.4
47. They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968) David Bradley / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.5
48. Doomsday Machine (1972) Harry Hope, Lee Sholem, Herbert J. Leder / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 2.5
49. The Demons in My Head (1998) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
50. To Become One (2002) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.3
51. The Madmen of Mandoras (1963) David Bradley / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 2.8
52. Man-Thing (2005) Brett Leonard / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.0
53. Battlespace (2006) Neil Johnson / Rating: 2 / IMDb: 2.7
54. Atomic Rulers (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.0
55. The Killer Shrews (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.8
56. The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
57. Starship Rising (2014) Neil Johnson / FTV / Rating: 3+ / IMDb: 2.2
58. The Wild Women of Wongo (1958) James L. Wolcott / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.1
59. Scooby-Doo (2002) Raja Gosnell / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.0
60. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage To the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957) Roger Corman / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 2.8
61. Teenage Caveman (1958) Roger Corman / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.0
62. Prehistoric Women (1950) Gregg Tallas / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 2.9
63. One Million AC/DC (1969) Ed De Priest / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.9
64. Bimbos BC (1990) Todd Sheets / Rating: 2 / IMDb: 1.5
65. Eegah (1962) Arch Hall Sr. / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 2.2
66. Voyage To the Prehistoric Planet (1965) Curtis Harrington, Pavel Klushantsev / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.6
67. Voyage To the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) Peter Bogdanovich, Pavel Klushantsev / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.7
68. Three Strong Men (1973) T. Fikret Ucak / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.7
69. Turks in Space (2006) Kartal Tibet / FTV / Rating: 3 / IMDb: 1.9
70. Death Warmed Up (1984) David Blyth / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.0
71. The Monster Maker (1944) Sam Newfield / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.7
72. The Pumaman (1980) Alberto de Martino / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 2.1
73. Queen of the Amazons (1941) Edward Finney / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.2
74. Terror From the Year 5000 (1958) Robert J. Gurney Jr. / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.5


Total: 74
Total IMDb Rating: 275.1
Average IMDb Rating: 3.71

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Post by sol » January 27th, 2018, 6:01 am

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1. Satan's Little Helper (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
2. Big Momma's House (2000) 5.1 on IMDb
3. Inn of the Damned (1975) 4.8 on IMDb
4. The Runestone (1991) 5.0 on IMDb
5. Skidoo (1968) 4.9 on IMDb
6. Child Bride (1938) 4.6 on IMDb
7. The Oscar (1966) 5.1 on IMDb
8. Alison's Birthday (1981) 5.0 on IMDb
9. Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
10. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) 4.8 on IMDb
11. Spaced Invaders (1990) 5.3 on IMDb
12. Stiletto Dance (2001) 5.4 on IMDb
13. Galaxy of Terror (1981) 5.1 on IMDb
14. Frogs (1972) 4.3 on IMDb
15. Cyborg (1989) 5.0 on IMDb
16. Sexplorer (1975) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
18. Alvin Rides Again (1974) 4.4 on IMDb
19. Melvin, Son of Alvin (1984) 5.4 on IMDb
20. Microwave Massacre (1986) 3.9 on IMDb
21. Grim Prairie Tales (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
22. Casino Royale (1967) 5.2 on IMDb REVISION
23. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
24. Morons from Outer Space (1985) 4.5 on IMDb REVISION
25. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) 4.6 on IMDb
26. Twixt (2011) 4.8 on IMDb
27. Disorderlies (1987) 4.9 on IMDb
28. Gwendoline (1984) 5.2 on IMDb
29. Starcrash (1978) 3.8 on IMDb
30. Shocker (1989) 5.4 on IMDb
31. Jack Frost (1997) 4.6 on IMDb
32. Jack Frost (1998) 5.3 on IMDb

Two films with the same title and similar premise (but vastly different stories), both traversing the fantasy genre and both stuck with a low IMDb rating, there was no way I could resist making this a double feature this month. The 1997 horror film is pretty much what you would expect from a snowman slasher, though a sexualised bathtub murder needs to be seen to be believed. The 1998 family comedy is pretty slow to get started (with nearly 40 minutes before the reincarnation), but Michael Keaton's sarcastic vocal performance makes the film surprising well worth watching.

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Post by flavo5000 » January 27th, 2018, 6:32 am

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121. Blood of the Vampires (1966) IMDB: 4.1
My Rating: 4.5
While this story of a vampiric "blood line" (har har) does drum up some decent atmosphere in a few places, it often plays out more like a turgid soap opera to be truly scary or interesting.

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122. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 6
I actually had some fun with this one. It was genuinely funny in places (I mean, it was also really stupid a lot too but still) and I can always appreciate John Astin going nuts.

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123. The Brain Leeches (1978) IMDB: 4.3
My Rating: 1
Holy hell, this was horrible... Beyond Z-grade amateur quality with grainy, black & white film, completely over dubbed (poorly I might add) with the actual brain leech looking like an adorable little bookworm. Olen Ray would go on to make more tolerable terrible movies, but this is not one of them.

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124. Stake Land II: The Stakelander (2016) IMDB: 5.3
My Rating: 6
Sequels are rarely as good as the original, and this is no exception. Lacking the nuance and quiet character building of the original, it marches to more predictable familiar plot beats. And while still watchable, isn't great.

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125. Killjoy (2000) IMDB: 2.5
My Rating: 2
Man... this is even a step down from the usual crummy sub-Troma work that Full Moon usually pumps out and makes the likes of Gingerdead Man and Evil Bong downright watchable. Basically some gang members get killed off by an evil clown monster. Bad acting. Bad script. Bad effects. Bad everything.

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126-130a. Glasslip (2014) IMDB: 5.2
Glacially paced and incredibly shallow anime about a glassblower who's content to chill at home with her chickens until she starts seeing glittery glimpses of the future randomly. This show resists being even remotely interesting for pretty much its entire run, giving nothing but paper thin characters and hackneyed dialogue, relying on basic trite piano melodies to attempt to drum up emotion.

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130b. Tabeta hito (1963) IMDB: 5.4
My Rating: 4
Boy, nothing like being trapped on a table while a chef disembowels you only to have a face show up in your abdomen. Then things get weird...

130c. Transformers Transformed (2011) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 1
Some pretentious d-bags took Transformers, mixed it up, added avant-garde industrial and noise music and random phrases that seem deep at first glance but aren't.
The Trash PileShow
1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9
85. The Terror Within (1989) IMDB: 4.9
86. Dead Space (1991) IMDB: 3.4
87. Uchû daikaijû Girara (1967) IMDB: 4.9
88. Carnage (1984) IMDB: 2.9
89. Mars Needs Moms (2011) IMDB: 5.4
90. The Jungle Book 2 (2003) IMDB: 5.4
91. The Smurfs 2 (2013) IMDB: 5.4
92. Freejack (1992) IMDB: 5.3
93. The Killing of Satan (1983) IMDB: 5.0
94. The Guyver (1991) IMDB: 4.9
95. Night of the Demons (2009) IMDB: 4.7
96. Rats: Night of Terror (1984) IMDB: 4.4
97. Neon Maniacs (1986) IMDB: 4.8
98. After Earth (2013) IMDB: 4.9
99. The Velvet Vampire (1971) IMDB: 5.3
100. Survival of the Dead (2009) IMDB: 4.9
101. Amityville II: The Possession (1982) IMDB: 5.4
102. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) IMDB: 3.7
103. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) IMDB: 5.2
104. Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988) IMDB: 4.4
105-109a. Garbage Pail Kids (!987) IMDB: 3.5
109b. Empire of Ache (!996) IMDB: 5.3
109c. The Legend of Hallowdega (2010) IMDB: 5.2
109d. Rifftrax: Measuring Man (1970) IMDB: 3
110. Geostorm (2017) IMDB: 5.4
111. Night of the Demon (1980) IMDB: 4.9
112. Neverland (2003) IMDB: 5.0
113. Satellite in the Sky (1956) IMDB: 5.4
114. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) IMDB: 5.4
115. Cyborg Cop II (1994) IMDB: 3.7
116. Queen of Blood (1966) IMDB: 5.3
117. Empire of the Ants (1977) IMDB: 4.0
118. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) IMDB: 3.2
119. Kung Fu Yoga (2017) IMDB: 5.3
120. Cult of Chucky (2017) IMDB: 5.2
121. Blood of the Vampires (1966) IMDB: 4.1
122. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) IMDB: 5.2
123. The Brain Leeches (1978) IMDB: 4.3
124. Stake Land II: The Stakelander (2016) IMDB: 5.3
125. Killjoy (2000) IMDB: 2.5
126-130a. Glasslip (2014) IMDB: 5.2
130b. Tabeta hito (1963) IMDB: 5.4
130c. Transformers Transformed (2011) IMDB: 5.2

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Post by VincentPrice » January 27th, 2018, 6:33 am

38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)

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Post by maxwelldeux » January 27th, 2018, 8:24 am

flavo5000 on Jan 26 2018, 11:32:13 PM wrote:122. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 6
I actually had some fun with this one. It was genuinely funny in places (I mean, it was also really stupid a lot too but still) and I can always appreciate John Astin going nuts.
The first film was my first watch for the month. And while I didn't intend on watching the sequel, I might have to because of this... :thumbsup:

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Post by sol » January 27th, 2018, 11:18 am

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1. Satan's Little Helper (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
2. Big Momma's House (2000) 5.1 on IMDb
3. Inn of the Damned (1975) 4.8 on IMDb
4. The Runestone (1991) 5.0 on IMDb
5. Skidoo (1968) 4.9 on IMDb
6. Child Bride (1938) 4.6 on IMDb
7. The Oscar (1966) 5.1 on IMDb
8. Alison's Birthday (1981) 5.0 on IMDb
9. Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
10. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) 4.8 on IMDb
11. Spaced Invaders (1990) 5.3 on IMDb
12. Stiletto Dance (2001) 5.4 on IMDb
13. Galaxy of Terror (1981) 5.1 on IMDb
14. Frogs (1972) 4.3 on IMDb
15. Cyborg (1989) 5.0 on IMDb
16. Sexplorer (1975) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
18. Alvin Rides Again (1974) 4.4 on IMDb
19. Melvin, Son of Alvin (1984) 5.4 on IMDb
20. Microwave Massacre (1986) 3.9 on IMDb
21. Grim Prairie Tales (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
22. Casino Royale (1967) 5.2 on IMDb REVISION
23. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
24. Morons from Outer Space (1985) 4.5 on IMDb REVISION
25. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) 4.6 on IMDb
26. Twixt (2011) 4.8 on IMDb
27. Disorderlies (1987) 4.9 on IMDb
28. Gwendoline (1984) 5.2 on IMDb
29. Starcrash (1978) 3.8 on IMDb
30. Shocker (1989) 5.4 on IMDb
31. Jack Frost (1997) 4.6 on IMDb
32. Jack Frost (1998) 5.3 on IMDb
33. Santa's Slay (2005) 5.4 on IMDb

Yes - another Christmas themed, low IMDb rating fantasy film. It is an idea that we have seen many times before (most notably on Futurama) with a vengeful evil Santa who violently takes out his wrath on those on his naughty list. The film does itself in a bit though by making its very best scene the very first scene: Santa crashing through a chimney in a living room in which The Nanny Fran Fine is serving Christmas dinner where he proceeds to use JCVD martial arts on all her guests. After such a great start, it is very much a downhill ride; occasionally quite fresh and original, but too familiar more often than not.

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Post by VincentPrice » January 27th, 2018, 11:26 am

39. Aliens: Zone of Silence-2017: 4/10 (3.7 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)

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Post by OldAle1 » January 27th, 2018, 7:37 pm

Schlock Gone ByShow

Triple-feature of 1950s US Science Fiction - all Double Word Scores being on the SF/Fantasy challenge as well:

1. Unknown World (Terry O. Morse, 1951) 3.9 IMDb rating
2. Mesa of Lost Women (Ron Ormond/Herbert Tevos, 1953) 2.5 IMDb rating
3. Cat-Women of the Moon (Arthur Hilton, 1953) 3.7 IMDb rating

Triple-feature of 1980s Australian Science Fiction - all Triple Words scores on the SF/Fantasy and Oceania challenges

4. Sky Pirates (Colin Eggleston, 1986) 4.2 IMDb rating
5. Starship (Roger Christian, 1984) 3.4 IMDb rating
6. The Time Guardian (Brian Hannant, 1987) 4.3 IMDb rating

60s Italian Triple Feature

7. La strada per Forte Alamo / The Road to Fort Alamo (Mario Bava, 1964) 5.0 IMDb rating
8. Space-Men / Assignment Outer Space (Antonio Margheriti, 1960) 3.4 IMDb rating
9. Il pianeta degli uomini spenti / Battle of the Worlds (Antonio Margheriti, 1961) 4.3 on IMDb

More American schlock from the past 30 years:

10. Nightfall (Paul Mayersberg, 1988) 2.4 IMDb rating
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (Roland Emmerich, 2016) 5.2 IMDb rating
12. Cherry 2000 (Steve DeJarnatt, 1987) 5.4 IMDb rating

Continuing in the sewers of sci-fi, with 2 from W. Lee Wilder, Billy's older and significantly less-talented bro:

13. Phantom From Space (1953) 4.0 on IMDb
14. Killers from Space (1954) 3.1 on IMdb

Roger Corman and His Disciples 3fer:

15. The Wasp Woman (Roger Corman/Jack Hill, 1959) 4.6 on IMDb
16. Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (Curtis Harrington/Pavel Klushantsev (uncr), 1965) 3.6 on IMDb
17. Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (Peter Bogdanovich as Derek Thomas, others uncredited, see below, 1968) 2.7 on IMDb

rounding out the day with an American Eurospy, or something

18. Agent for H.A.R.M. (Gerd Oswald, 1965) 2 on IMDb

more from the endless piles of 50s American sci-fi stupidity

19. Terror from the Year 5000 (Robert J. Gurney Jr., 1958) 2.5 on IMDb
20. War of the Satellites (Roger Corman, 1958) 5.0 on IMDb
21. From the Earth to the Moon (Byron Haskin, 1958) 5.1 on IMDb

another trio of crap from Downunder

22. Incident at Raven's Gate (Rolf de Heer, 1988) 5.4 on IMDb
23. Lost: The Black Earth (James Cole, 2004) 4.3 on IMDb
24. Angel Mine (David Blyth, 1978) 5.0 on IMDb

Four genres of crap from two years and two countries in the 1950s

25. The Brain Eaters (Bruno VeSota, 1958) 4.0 on IMDb
26. Bullwhip (Harmon Jones, 1958) 5.1 on IMDb
27. La momia azteca contra el robot humano / The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (Rafael Portillo, 1958) 2.3 on IMDb
28. Prisoners of the Casbah (Richard Bare, 1958) 5.4 on IMDb

1970s-80s: Action! Crime! Action! Spies! Action! Nazis! Action! Baboons! Action?

29. Laser Mission (BJ Davis, 1989) 3.5 on IMDb
30. Mitchell (Andrew V. McLaglen, 1975) 2.4 on IMDb
31. Order of the Black Eagle (Wolf Keeter, 1987) 4.5 on IMDb

1970s time-travel adventures

32. The Time Machine (Henning Schellerup, 1978) 5.3 on IMDb
33. Idaho Transfer (Peter Fonda, 1973) 5.4 on IMDb

to the center of the earth and to alien brains

34. Alien from L.A. (Albert Pyun, 1988) 3.1 on IMDb
35. Journey to the Center of the Earth (Albert Pyun/Rusty Lemorande, 1988) 2.8 on IMDb
36. The Brain from Planet Arous (Nathan Juran, 1957) 5.3 on IMDb

Eurospies and Asian?-American martialartsvideogame action

37. New York chiama Superdrago / Secret Agent Super Dragon (Giorgio Ferroni, 1966) 2.0 on IMDb
38. Operazione Goldman / Lightning Bolt (Antonio Margheriti, 1966) 4.9 on IMDb
39. Il raggio infernale / Danger!! Death Ray (Gianfranco Baldanello, 1967) 2.2 on IMDb
40. Double Dragon (James Yukich, 1994) 3.7 on IMDb

2 Cormans and a Maniac

41. Gunslinger (Roger Corman, 1956) 3.1 on IMDb
42. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (Roger Corman, 1957) 2.8 on IMDb
43. Maniac (Dwain Esper, 1934) 3.4 on IMDb

Blaxploitation! a few "educational" (but really propaganda) shorts, and more schlock sci-fi from the 80s

44. Mean Johnny Burrows (Fred Williamson, 1976) 5.0 on IMDb
45. Lady Cocoa (Matt Cimber, 1975) 4.7 on IMDb
46. Mandinga (Mario Pinzauit, 1976) 3.2 on IMDb
47. SHORTS average rating 4.225 on IMDb 61 minutes total
a) Girls Beware (1961)
b) The Terrible Truth (1951)
c) LSD: Insight or Insanity (1967) l
d) Know for Sure (1941)

48. Prisoners of the Lost Universe (Terry Marcel, 1983) 3.7 on IMDb

More sci-fi and some spy babes

49. Robot Holocaust (Tim Kincaid, 1986) 2.1 on IMDb
50. D.E.B.S. (Angela Robinson, 2004) 5.3 on IMDb
51. Skyline (Strause brothers, 2010) 4.4 on IMDb
52. Space Mutiny (David Winters/Neal Sundstrom, 1988) 2.0 on IMDb
53. The Killer Shrews (Ray Kellogg, 1959) 3.8 on IMDb

Tribute to Dorothy Malone, and 80s sword and sorcery

54. 5 Guns West (Roger Corman, 1955) 4.5 on IMDb
55. The Magic Sword (Bert I. Gordon, 1962)) 4.3 on IMDb
56. Ator l'invincilbile / Ator the Fighting Eagle (Joe D'Amato, 1982) 3.1 on IMDb

miscellany of junk

57. Out for a Kill (Michael Oblowitz, 2003) 3.4 on IMDb
58. Pirates of Tripoli (Felix Feist, 1955) 5.0 on IMDb
59. The Green Slime (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 4.6 on IMDb
action in mostly lower registers and something not erotic

60. Proud Mary (Babak Najafi, 2018) 5.1 on IMDb

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Seen in the cinema! Not something that's gonna happen often for a challenge like this. Don't be fooled into thinking this is old-school or even new-school blaxploitation by the promotional artwork or previews - or the opening credits sequence which certainly could come out of something from 1975 with Pam Grier - this is just a dull crime thriller/action flick with more in common with Cassavetes' Gloria, story-wise, than anything else, but it lacks 1% of Cassavetes' style, and as much as I like Taraji P. Henson she's no Gena Rowlands. The kid is less annoying but that's not enough reason for you to waste your money or time on this now that I have done so for you. It gets a 3 from me and will be an early contender for worst or at least bottom 5 of 2018.

61. BloodRayne (Uwe Boll, 2005) 2.9 on IMDb

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My first Uwe Boll film! Was hoping I'd have a chance to see one without actively searching - my local library doesn't have any of his lowest-rated stuff and getting it from another library could have taken a while; and this was the on I most wanted to see since it ties in with fantasy/sf. But lo and behold, the gods of bad movies sometimes smile upon you and I picked up a still-shrink-wrapped copy at Goodwill last week for 1.99. Which is more than it's worth by most measures I suppose. On the one hand, I'm not yet ready to join with those ripping on Boll as worst-ever or anything, and comments like "completely incompetent" go too far; this is fairly easy to follow as storytelling, the camerawork is not completely awful, the acting isn't good but certainly isn't on the level of that in Maniac or Plan 9, and some of the fight sequences are... adequate, I guess. And it's amazing the actors Boll got for this - Ben Kingsley, Udo Kier (ok, both of them have done some schlock, but still) and friggin' Geraldine Chaplin! Oh and Michelle Rodriguez, Kristanna Loken and Michael Madsen aka the John Carradine of the 21st century. On the other hand, the editing and use of slow-mo are horrible, the music's bad, and there's an unremitting unpleasantness to it all; it's an exploitation film that revels in it's debauchery and in particular in it's treatment of the women characters. So all in all it is pretty terrible, but certainly not for me in worst-of-all-time territory. 2 I give it.

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62. Chandni Chowk to China (Nikkhil Advani, 2009) 4.0 on IMDb

More proof that I can't trust Bollywood ratings at all; this mash-up of Bollywood (song and dance and romance) and Chinese (martial arts and the particular kind of sentimentality in the father-daughter relationship) sensibilities was a pretty large-budget film by Indian standards, with a couple of Hindi superstars (Akshay Kumar and Deepika Pradukone) and a classic Hong Kong martial arts figure (Gordon Liu), some American financing (which is why I have a DVD of it from..somewhere) - but it was a big ol' flop with generally mediocre reviews. I dunno, it worked for me. The fighting sequences were pretty solid, all the lead actors worked pretty well, especially Pradukone in a dual role, and seemed to be having fun, and the music wasn't annoying (though not memorable either - Lagaan, the last Bollywood film I watched, at least had one or two songs that stayed with me 5 minutes after the film was over). I doubt I'll return to it often but I had a good time and it was one of the more genuinely enjoyable (as opposed to so-bad-it's-good) watches of this challenge for me. 7 it gets.

63. Mongjeongae / Dream Affection (Soong-Hwan Lee, 2011) 2.8 on IMDb

I can't summon up the energy to give this more than a sentence or two. Simply appalling erotic fantasy with some loser guy constantly chastised by his mother who dreams of a wife and her sister who he's having an affair with. Lots of sex, none of it very "erotic" and all poorly shot, terrible acting, and neither the male or female lead was all that attractive to me, which might have been a saving grace. There's certainly an undercurrent of misogyny or at the very least perverse voyeurism here and this 80-or-so minute film lasted an eternity. On almost all counts the worst film of the challenge so far and most likely the worst Asian film I've seen period. I will note that when I rated this it had 20 previous ratings - every one of them 5 or lower. Don't see that too often. 1



Average IMDb rating so far (63): 3.98
Average OldAle rating so far (63): 4.015
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Post by jdidaco » January 27th, 2018, 10:16 pm

27. Pandemonium (Haydn Keenan, 1987) 6.5/10 (5.3)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)
19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)
20. Hundra (Matt Cimber, 1983) 7.5/10 (4.6)
21. Poltergeyst-90 (Poltergeist-90, Vladislav Semernin & Boris Zagryazhsky, 1991) 5/10 (4.8)
22. Ercole contro Moloch (Hercules Against Moloch, Giorgio Ferroni, 1963) 6/10 (4.9)
23. France société anonyme (France Inc., Alain Corneau, 1974) 8/10 (5.3)
24. The Brain (Ed Hunt, 1988) 5/10 (5.4)
25. Invisible Invaders (Edward L. Cahn, 1959) 6/10 (5.0)
26. Buenas noches, España (Raya Martin, 2011) 8/10 (5.4)

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Post by VincentPrice » January 28th, 2018, 2:00 am

40. House of the Witch-2017: 7/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)
39. Aliens: Zone of Silence-2017: 4/10 (3.7 on IMDB)

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Post by 72allinncallme » January 28th, 2018, 2:33 am

12. Escape from Tomorrow (2013) 5.2 on IMDb

Average IMDb-rating 3.970
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1. Vinyl (1965) 4.9 on IMDb.
2. Shorts, average rating 4.95 on IMDb
3. Help, Help, the Globolinks! (1969) 5.3 on IMDb
4. Santa Claus (1959) 2.5 on IMDb
5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb
6. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb
7. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb
8. Indecent Desires (1968) 5.3 on IMDb
9. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
10. The Apple (1980) 4.3 on IMDb
11. Body Melt (1993) 5.0 on IMDb
12. Escape from Tomorrow (2013) 5.2 on IMDb


Average IMDb-rating 3.970
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Post by VincentPrice » January 28th, 2018, 4:51 am

41. Incarnate-2016: 4/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)
39. Aliens: Zone of Silence-2017: 4/10 (3.7 on IMDB)
40. House of the Witch-2017: 7/10 (4.6 on IMDB)

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Post by flavo5000 » January 28th, 2018, 4:51 am

maxwelldeux on Jan 27 2018, 01:24:57 AM wrote:
flavo5000 on Jan 26 2018, 11:32:13 PM wrote:122. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 6
I actually had some fun with this one. It was genuinely funny in places (I mean, it was also really stupid a lot too but still) and I can always appreciate John Astin going nuts.
The first film was my first watch for the month. And while I didn't intend on watching the sequel, I might have to because of this... :thumbsup:
I think I might have actually liked the second one more than the first one. It broke the fourth wall quite a bit and had an early George Clooney role!

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Post by flavo5000 » January 28th, 2018, 4:55 am

OldAle1 on Jan 27 2018, 12:37:20 PM wrote:61. BloodRayne (Uwe Boll, 2005) 2.9 on IMDb

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My first Uwe Boll film! Was hoping I'd have a chance to see one without actively searching - my local library doesn't have any of his lowest-rated stuff and getting it from another library could have taken a while; and this was the on I most wanted to see since it ties in with fantasy/sf. But lo and behold, the gods of bad movies sometimes smile upon you and I picked up a still-shrink-wrapped copy at Goodwill last week for 1.99. Which is more than it's worth by most measures I suppose. On the one hand, I'm not yet ready to join with those ripping on Boll as worst-ever or anything, and comments like "completely incompetent" go too far; this is fairly easy to follow as storytelling, the camerawork is not completely awful, the acting isn't good but certainly isn't on the level of that in Maniac or Plan 9, and some of the fight sequences are... adequate, I guess. And it's amazing the actors Boll got for this - Ben Kingsley, Udo Kier (ok, both of them have done some schlock, but still) and friggin' Geraldine Chaplin! Oh and Michelle Rodriguez, Kristanna Loken and Michael Madsen aka the John Carradine of the 21st century. On the other hand, the editing and use of slow-mo are horrible, the music's bad, and there's an unremitting unpleasantness to it all; it's an exploitation film that revels in it's debauchery and in particular in it's treatment of the women characters. So all in all it is pretty terrible, but certainly not for me in worst-of-all-time territory. 2 I give it.
The Bloodrayne movies are some of Boll's more tolerable ones. If you want true garbage from him, check out House of the Dead (complete with low-res visuals from the video games), Alone in the Dark (featuring Tara Reid as a paleontologist...) or Postal (the most relentlessly unfunny movie I think I've ever seen).

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131. Without Warning (1980) IMDB: 5.1
My Rating: 3.5
While this technically pre-dates Predator as an alien-stalking-and-killing-people-one-by-one movie, it's just SO much shittier, primarily relying on throwing brightly colored sentient disks that burrow into people and kill them. The alien looks ridiculous when it finally shows it toward the end, and Jack Palance and Martin Landau square off in a scenery-chewing competition of which few have seen the like. Really it mostly just plays out like a ggeneric slasher for the most part.

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132. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) IMDB: 5.1
My Rating: 2.5
These just don't stop getting shrill and obnoxious. The introduction of the future step-brother is immediately an asshat and no amount of bonding makes him any less so. Also Dave is the worst parent on the planet. Why did he let Alvin watch Pink Flamingos? :unsure: I'm also continually amazed at how much cast members of Arrested Development are willing to debase themselves in this franchise, this time Tony Hale stepping in for David Cross to shriek and mug. If Jason Bateman shows up in the next one, I'm done...
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1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9
85. The Terror Within (1989) IMDB: 4.9
86. Dead Space (1991) IMDB: 3.4
87. Uchû daikaijû Girara (1967) IMDB: 4.9
88. Carnage (1984) IMDB: 2.9
89. Mars Needs Moms (2011) IMDB: 5.4
90. The Jungle Book 2 (2003) IMDB: 5.4
91. The Smurfs 2 (2013) IMDB: 5.4
92. Freejack (1992) IMDB: 5.3
93. The Killing of Satan (1983) IMDB: 5.0
94. The Guyver (1991) IMDB: 4.9
95. Night of the Demons (2009) IMDB: 4.7
96. Rats: Night of Terror (1984) IMDB: 4.4
97. Neon Maniacs (1986) IMDB: 4.8
98. After Earth (2013) IMDB: 4.9
99. The Velvet Vampire (1971) IMDB: 5.3
100. Survival of the Dead (2009) IMDB: 4.9
101. Amityville II: The Possession (1982) IMDB: 5.4
102. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) IMDB: 3.7
103. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) IMDB: 5.2
104. Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988) IMDB: 4.4
105-109a. Garbage Pail Kids (!987) IMDB: 3.5
109b. Empire of Ache (!996) IMDB: 5.3
109c. The Legend of Hallowdega (2010) IMDB: 5.2
109d. Rifftrax: Measuring Man (1970) IMDB: 3
110. Geostorm (2017) IMDB: 5.4
111. Night of the Demon (1980) IMDB: 4.9
112. Neverland (2003) IMDB: 5.0
113. Satellite in the Sky (1956) IMDB: 5.4
114. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) IMDB: 5.4
115. Cyborg Cop II (1994) IMDB: 3.7
116. Queen of Blood (1966) IMDB: 5.3
117. Empire of the Ants (1977) IMDB: 4.0
118. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) IMDB: 3.2
119. Kung Fu Yoga (2017) IMDB: 5.3
120. Cult of Chucky (2017) IMDB: 5.2
121. Blood of the Vampires (1966) IMDB: 4.1
122. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) IMDB: 5.2
123. The Brain Leeches (1978) IMDB: 4.3
124. Stake Land II: The Stakelander (2016) IMDB: 5.3
125. Killjoy (2000) IMDB: 2.5
126-130a. Glasslip (2014) IMDB: 5.2
130b. Tabeta hito (1963) IMDB: 5.4
130c. Transformers Transformed (2011) IMDB: 5.2
131. Without Warning (1980) IMDB: 5.1
132. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) IMDB: 5.1

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1. The Room (3.6 on IMDb) 4/10
2. Body Melt (5.0 on IMDb) 5/10
3. Il mondo di Yor [Yor, the Hunter from the Future] (4.2 on IMDb) 4/10
4. I criminali della galassia [Wild, Wild Planet] (4.6 on IMDb) 4/10
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (2.4 on IMDb) 5/10
6. Santa Claus (2.5 on IMDb) 1/10
7. Der schweigende Stern [The Silent Star] (4.3 on IMDb) 5/10
8. The Giant Claw (4.2 on IMDb) 4/10
9. I Am Here... Now (4.6 on IMDb) 6/10

Average IMDb rating: 3.93
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Post by maxwelldeux » January 28th, 2018, 12:02 pm

14. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) - 1.9

It earned its low rating.

15. Charlie's Farm (2014) - 4.6

Low budget horror, that had the potential to go really well, or really poorly. Unfortunately, it chose the latter, and ruined any setup with stupid premises and plotting problems. It was annoying more than it was bad.

16. Pipe Dream (2015) - 4.2

Boring. I did my part, given the subject material. But it was not good. It had all the pacing you would expect from a film that had 40 minutes of material and somehow managed to jam-pack it into 100 minutes.

17. Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) - 4.0

All the charm and humor they managed to capture with with #2 and #3 was gone - the allusions weren't there, the cameos were either absent or too obscure for someone in his mid-30s, and the premise reached a new level of bad. Sadly, Tara Reid is my most-watched actress this year, and it might take me the rest of the year to alleviate that.

Average = 4.094
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1. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) - 4.6
2. Slaughtered (2010) - 3.2
3. Sharknado (2013) - 3.3
4. Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) - 4.1
5. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) - 4.2
6. Mazes and Monsters (1982) - 4.2
7. Pick-up (1975) - 4.8
8. The Teacher (1974) - 4.9
9. Best Friends (1975) - 5.0
10. Trip with the Teacher (1975) - 4.1
11. Dinosaur Island (2014) - 3.4
12. The Stepmother (1972) - 4.2
13. The Sister-in-Law (1974) - 4.9
14. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) - 1.9
15. Charlie's Farm (2014) - 4.6
16. Pipe Dream (2015) - 4.2
17. Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) - 4.0

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Post by ChrisReynolds » January 28th, 2018, 4:16 pm

Previously watched...Show
1. Boxing Helena (Lynch, 1993) 4.6 on IMDb 2/10
2. Spring Breakers (Korine, 2012) 5.3 on IMDb 6/10
3. Headless (Cullipher, 2015) 5.2 on IMDb 5/10
4. Storage 24 (Roberts, 2012) 4.4 on IMDb 3/10
5. Def by Temptation (Bond, 1990) 4.5 on IMDb 3/10
6. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
6a. 6/64: Mama und Papa (Materialaktion Otto Mühl) / 6/64: Mom and Dad (An Otto Mühl Happening) (Kren, 1964) [4 mins] 4.7 on IMDb 1/10
6b. Selective Service System (Haack, 1970) [13 mins] 4.5 on IMDb 4/10
6c. T.G.: Psychic Rally in Heaven (Jarman, 1981) [8 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 3/10
6d. Blow Job (Warhol, 1963) [35 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 2/10
7. Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane / Plane Dead (Thomas, 2007) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
8. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (Hamedani, 2009) 5.1 on IMDb 3/10
9. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
9a. Place de l'Opéra (Lumière, 1897) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9b. Chamonix: Le Mauvais Pas (1901) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9c. Paris, Champs-Elysées (voitures) (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9d. Retour d'une promenade en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9e. Balançoires (1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9f. Intérieur d'une imprimerie (tirage d'une épreuve) (1899) [1 min] 5.3 on IMDb
9g. Bains en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9h. Le maréchal-ferrant (1895) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9i. Alger: rue Bab-Azoun (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9j. Radeau avec baigneurs (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.0 on IMDb
9k. Débarquement d'une mouche (1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9l. Débarquement (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9m. Stockholm, entrée de l'exposition (Promio, 1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9n. Fêtes franco-russes: Cherbourg, Entrée des Souverains russes et du président de la République sous le hall (1896) [1 min] 4.4 on IMDb
9o. Fêtes franco-russes: Paris, la foule sur la place de l'Opéra (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 4.9 on IMDb
9p. Marché indien sur le canal de la Viga [Mexique] (Veyre, 1897) [1 min] 4.6 on IMDb
9q. A Free Ride (Guy, 1915) [10 mins] 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
9r. Film in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket Holes, Dirt Particles, Etc. (Landow, 1966) [6 mins] 3.6 on IMDb 1/10
9s. Lamentation (Moselsio, 1943) [8 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
9t. Black TV (Tambellini, 1968) [10 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 2/10
9u. Gloria! (Frampton, 1979) [10 mins] 5.1 on IMDb 2/10
10. Slasher House (Dixon, 2012) 3.6 on IMDb 2/10
11. Highlander II: The Quickening (Mulcahy, 1991) 4.1 on IMDb 4/10
12. Dracula II: Ascension (Lussier, 2003) 4.7 on IMDb 3/10
13. The Rage: Carrie 2 (Shea, 1999) 4.6 on IMDb 3/10
14. Ibiza Undead / Zombie Spring Breakers (Edwards, 2016) 3.3 on IMDb 2/10
15. Boo (Ferrante, 2005) 4.3 on IMDb 3/10
16. Reeker (Payne, 2005) 5.2 on IMDb 4/10
17. Sinbad of the Seven Seas (Castellari-Cozzi, 1989) 4.3 on IMDb 4/10
18. Rosso sangue / Absurd / Monster Hunter (Newton, 1981) 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
19. Don't Knock Twice (James, 2016) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
20. Conan the Barbarian (Nispel, 2011) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
21. Secrets of Sex / Bizarre (Balch, 1970) 4.3 on IMDb 4/10
22. Alligator II: The Mutation (Hess, 1991) 3.5 on IMDb 2/10
23. XX (Benjamin-Kusama-St. Vincent-Vuckovic, 2017) 4.6 on IMDb 3/10
24. Outpost II: Black Sun (Barker, 2012) 5.0 on IMDb 3/10
25. Sorority Row (Hendler, 2009) 5.1 on IMDb 4/10
26. Knucklebones (Wilson, 2016) 3.8 on IMDb 4/10
27. Zombi Holocaust / Doctor Butcher, M.D. / Zombie 3 (Martin, 1980) 5.3 on IMDb
A crazy Italian movie that mixes together a mad doctor movie, a cannibal movie and a zombie movie. The switching between different stories doesn't entirely work as there are plot points that a brought up and dropped or never explained, but it does keep things interesting. There are also some impressive gore scenes, taking full advantage of the multiple opportunities for brutal gore, though it's all so silly and fake that it loses a lot of its impact. Given the amount of zombie movies that exist, fans of the genre won't be disappointed, but for everybody else there are plenty of better zombie movies to watch first.
5/10

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28. The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (Six, 2015) 2.8 on IMDb
I didn't particularly like the first two Human Centipede's, but they had points of interest and pretty much did what they set out to do. This one tries to go a comedic satirical route and ends up just being painful. It feels like the script was written by a teenage boy trying to think up sick jokes. The performances are some of the worst I've ever seen, with Laser's constant screaming and Six's self-aggrandising cameo being close to unbearable. Meanwhile the story is stupid, rambling and boring, with about half of it taking place in an office set.
1/10

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29. Catwoman (Pitof, 2004) 3.3 on IMDb
A reboot of Catwoman, rehashing some of the plot points from her subplot in Batman Returns, although the style of this movie is more like a continuation of the campiness of Batman and Robin. Catwoman is out to stop an evil tycoon putting a toxic beauty cream on the shelves. Wouldn't the FDA move in as people start showing negative effects from the beauty cream? Anyway, none of the plot makes sense, there's a love story with a detective investigating the Catwoman case that seems like it belongs in Sex and the City, and I haven't mentioned the horrible editing, CGI, acting, etc. There are bits which are unintentionally funny, but the plot is so formulaic that it's too empty to have the charm that a so-bad-it's-good movie needs to work.
3/10

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Average IMDb rating so far: 4.75

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Post by ChrisReynolds » January 28th, 2018, 4:23 pm

OldAle1 on Jan 27 2018, 12:37:20 PM wrote:61. BloodRayne (Uwe Boll, 2005) 2.9 on IMDb

... And it's amazing the actors Boll got for this - Ben Kingsley, Udo Kier (ok, both of them have done some schlock, but still) and friggin' Geraldine Chaplin! Oh and Michelle Rodriguez, Kristanna Loken and Michael Madsen aka the John Carradine of the 21st century.
Boll often tends to get an impressive roster of actors. He does this by ringing round agents a few days before production starts. If an actor has nothing else going on for the next two weeks (Boll's films are shot fast) they'll often agree.

The downside to this is that actors are often horribly miscast, as casting is just based on who was randomly available.

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Post by jeroeno » January 28th, 2018, 6:15 pm

15. Ghetto Blaster (1989) 4.4 on IMDb
16. Maciste all'inferno (1962) 5.1 on IMDb

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1. Cyber Tracker (1994) 3.5 on IMDb
2. Cyber-Tracker 2 (1995) 3.9 on IMDb
3. Santa with Muscles (1994) 2.4 on IMDb
4. Expect no Mercy (1995) 4.3 on IMDb
5. Terminal Voyage (Star Quest) (1994) 4.4 on IMDb
6. Rocketship X-M (1950) 4.9 on IMDb
7. Grace (2009) 5.2 on IMDb
8. Expect to Die (1997) 3.5 on IMDb
9. Dark Planet (1997) 3.3. on IMDb
10. Laserblast (1978) 2.5 on IMDb
11. A.P.E.X. (1994) 4.4 on IMDb
12. Sinbad and the Minotaur (2011) 3.3 on IMDb
13. Paws (1997) 4.9 on IMDb
14. Dark Future (1994) 3.8 on IMDb
15. Ghetto Blaster (1989) 4.4 on IMDb
16. Maciste all'inferno (1962) 5.1 on IMDb
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28. La venganza del sexo (The Curious Dr. Humpp, Emilio Vieyra, 1967/69) 6/10 (5.0)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)
19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)
20. Hundra (Matt Cimber, 1983) 7.5/10 (4.6)
21. Poltergeyst-90 (Poltergeist-90, Vladislav Semernin & Boris Zagryazhsky, 1991) 5/10 (4.8)
22. Ercole contro Moloch (Hercules Against Moloch, Giorgio Ferroni, 1963) 6/10 (4.9)
23. France société anonyme (France Inc., Alain Corneau, 1974) 8/10 (5.3)
24. The Brain (Ed Hunt, 1988) 5/10 (5.4)
25. Invisible Invaders (Edward L. Cahn, 1959) 6/10 (5.0)
26. Buenas noches, España (Raya Martin, 2011) 8/10 (5.4)
27. Pandemonium (Haydn Keenan, 1987) 6.5/10 (5.3)

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Post by flavo5000 » January 29th, 2018, 5:11 am

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133. The Last Airbender (2010) IMDB: 4.2
My Rating: unriffed (4), riffed (7.5)
This one was exposition city. The bending also just came across as silly most of the time. What worked in an anime-style cartoon does not translate to live action at all. The Rifftrax guys did their best but the movie was just too dull to drum up a truly great riff.

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134. Mission Stardust (1967) IMDB: 3.9
My Rating: 3
Incredibly cheesy, too talky rescue mission with some of the worst special effects and acting I've seen in this type of movie all month. It really did nothing remarkable to stand out at all.

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135. Officer Downe (2016) IMDB: 4.1
My Rating: 5
This Robocop with a porn-stache meets Crank flick is directed by a guy from Slipknot like a ADHD kid who forgot his Ritalin. I will give the movie credit for not being boring. It seems to be constantly throwing some crazy ass nonsense at the screen in the hopes that something will stick, whether it be gun-wielding nuns, poorly overdubbed ninjas, animal-headed super villains, etc. The script is supremely stupid but really, no one watches this for the plot.

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136. The Alien Dead (1980) IMDB: 2.5
My Rating: 2
While not quite as awful as Olen Ray's Brain Leeches, this excruciatingly low budget crapfest about a meteor that crashes and brings to live zombies that kill people (and alligators for some reason) is scraping the bottom.

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137. Something Weird (!967) IMDB: 5.3
My Rating: 6
This is just your average story about a disfigured guy with psychic powers who becomes a witch's sex slave in exchange for fixing his face which he uses to track down a serial killer. There's also a weird acid trip and other assorted nonsense that barely coalesces into a plot. This flick gave Something Weird Video its title and really epitomes what the label offers. I honestly found this more entertaining in a really awful way compared to other H.G. Lewis movies.
The Trash PileShow
1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9
85. The Terror Within (1989) IMDB: 4.9
86. Dead Space (1991) IMDB: 3.4
87. Uchû daikaijû Girara (1967) IMDB: 4.9
88. Carnage (1984) IMDB: 2.9
89. Mars Needs Moms (2011) IMDB: 5.4
90. The Jungle Book 2 (2003) IMDB: 5.4
91. The Smurfs 2 (2013) IMDB: 5.4
92. Freejack (1992) IMDB: 5.3
93. The Killing of Satan (1983) IMDB: 5.0
94. The Guyver (1991) IMDB: 4.9
95. Night of the Demons (2009) IMDB: 4.7
96. Rats: Night of Terror (1984) IMDB: 4.4
97. Neon Maniacs (1986) IMDB: 4.8
98. After Earth (2013) IMDB: 4.9
99. The Velvet Vampire (1971) IMDB: 5.3
100. Survival of the Dead (2009) IMDB: 4.9
101. Amityville II: The Possession (1982) IMDB: 5.4
102. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) IMDB: 3.7
103. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) IMDB: 5.2
104. Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988) IMDB: 4.4
105-109a. Garbage Pail Kids (!987) IMDB: 3.5
109b. Empire of Ache (!996) IMDB: 5.3
109c. The Legend of Hallowdega (2010) IMDB: 5.2
109d. Rifftrax: Measuring Man (1970) IMDB: 3
110. Geostorm (2017) IMDB: 5.4
111. Night of the Demon (1980) IMDB: 4.9
112. Neverland (2003) IMDB: 5.0
113. Satellite in the Sky (1956) IMDB: 5.4
114. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) IMDB: 5.4
115. Cyborg Cop II (1994) IMDB: 3.7
116. Queen of Blood (1966) IMDB: 5.3
117. Empire of the Ants (1977) IMDB: 4.0
118. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) IMDB: 3.2
119. Kung Fu Yoga (2017) IMDB: 5.3
120. Cult of Chucky (2017) IMDB: 5.2
121. Blood of the Vampires (1966) IMDB: 4.1
122. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) IMDB: 5.2
123. The Brain Leeches (1978) IMDB: 4.3
124. Stake Land II: The Stakelander (2016) IMDB: 5.3
125. Killjoy (2000) IMDB: 2.5
126-130a. Glasslip (2014) IMDB: 5.2
130b. Tabeta hito (1963) IMDB: 5.4
130c. Transformers Transformed (2011) IMDB: 5.2
131. Without Warning (1980) IMDB: 5.1
132. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) IMDB: 5.1
133. The Last Airbender (2010) IMDB: 4.2
134. Mission Stardust (1967) IMDB: 3.9
135. Officer Downe (2016) IMDB: 4.1
136. The Alien Dead (1980) IMDB: 2.5
137. Something Weird (!967) IMDB: 5.3

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Post by VincentPrice » January 29th, 2018, 8:02 am

42. Cursed-2005: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)
39. Aliens: Zone of Silence-2017: 4/10 (3.7 on IMDB)
40. House of the Witch-2017: 7/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
41. Incarnate-2016: 4/10 (5.2 on IMDB)

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Post by cinephage » January 29th, 2018, 11:49 am

Once again, I let myself watch a french popular comedy... Ouch... Still not as bad as the previous one...

03. Brillantissime, by Michèle Laroque (2018) 5/10 - 3.5 on imdb
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01. Children of the Corn: Revelation, by Guy Magar (2001) 4/10 - 3.5 on imdb
02. Il reste du jambon ? by Anne Depétrini (2010) 4/10 - 4.6 on imdb

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Post by Gorro » January 29th, 2018, 12:48 pm

70. Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002) 3.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10

Where the first one is quite decent, this one certainly is not.
Average on IMDb: 301.3 / 70 = 4.30 | Mine: 236.0 / 70 = 3.37Show
1. Geostorm (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6/10
2. Der Schweigende Stern (1960) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.8/10
3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.6 on IMDb - 1.6/10
4. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb - 2.1/10
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb - 1.1/10
6. The Room (2003) 3.6 on IMDb - 1.2/10
7. Leatherface (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.2 / 10
8. Troll 2 (1990) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.8 / 10
9. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6 / 10
10. Son of the Mask (2005) 2.2 on IMDb - 1.3 / 10
11. Steel (1997) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.7 / 10
12. The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 4.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10
13. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) 3.0 on IMDb - 2.3/10
14. Darkman II: The Return of Durand (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.3/10
15. Darkman III: Die Durand Die (1996) 4.4 on IMDb - 3.5/10
16. The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.7/10
17. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 4.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
18. The Swamp Thing (1982) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
19. The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.8/10
20. Masters of the Universe (1987) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.2/10
21. The Fantastic Four (1994) 3.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
22. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.6/10
23. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
24. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.5/10
25. Super Mario Bros. (1993) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.6/10
26. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.5/10
27. Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.8/10
28. American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.6/10
29. American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.5/10
30. American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6 / 10
31. The Snowman (2017) 5.2 on IMDb - 3.2 / 10
32. American Pie Presents the Book of Love (2009) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.2/10
33. Wonder Woman (1974) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.8/10
34. Wonder Woman (2011) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.2/10
35. Man-Thing (2005) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.0/IMDb
36. Captain America (1979) 3.8 on IMDb - 3.9/10
37. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.9/10
38. Captain America (1990) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.5/10
39. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6/10
40. Uchû daikaijû Girara (X From Outer Space) (1967] 4.9 on IMDb - 3.3/10
41. Sheena (1984) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.4/10
42. Generation X (1996) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.4/10
43. Dr. Strange (1978) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.7/10
44. Megaforce (1982) 3.5 on IMDb - 3.9/10
45. Flatliners (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.7/10
46. Justice League of America (1997) 3.1 on IMDb - 1.4/10
47. Journey to the West: The Demon Chapter (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.6/10
48. Zhan lang (Wolf Warrior) (2015) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.4 on IMDb - 4.4/10
49. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.6/10
50. Blankman (1994) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
51. Max Steel (2016) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10
52. Zoom (2006) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.9/10
53. Guyver (1991) 4.9 on IMDb - 4.6/10
54. Pootie Tang (2001) 5.2 on IMDb - 4.3/10
55. Underdog (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10
56. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3D 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
57. Konchû daisensô (Genocide) (1968) 4.9 on IMDb - 5.2/10
58. Black Scorpion (1995) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.0/10
59. Black Scorpion II: Aftershock (1996) 3.3 on IMDb - 1.8/10
60. Electra (1996) 3.4 on IMDb - 2.6/10
61. Vampirella (1996) 3.7 on IMDb - 4.1/10
62. Deathstalker (1983) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.5/10
63. Antboy (2013) 5.2 on IMDb - 5.0/10
64. Antboy: Den Røde Furies Hævn (2014) 5.3 on IMDb - 4.8/10
65. Antboy 3 (2016) 5.0 on IMDb - 4.5/10
66. Witchblade (2000) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.5/10
67. Lightspeed (2006) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.4/10
68. Star Kid (1997) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.9/10
69. Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.3/10

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Post by ChrisReynolds » January 29th, 2018, 6:02 pm

Previously watched...Show
1. Boxing Helena (Lynch, 1993) 4.6 on IMDb 2/10
2. Spring Breakers (Korine, 2012) 5.3 on IMDb 6/10
3. Headless (Cullipher, 2015) 5.2 on IMDb 5/10
4. Storage 24 (Roberts, 2012) 4.4 on IMDb 3/10
5. Def by Temptation (Bond, 1990) 4.5 on IMDb 3/10
6. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
6a. 6/64: Mama und Papa (Materialaktion Otto Mühl) / 6/64: Mom and Dad (An Otto Mühl Happening) (Kren, 1964) [4 mins] 4.7 on IMDb 1/10
6b. Selective Service System (Haack, 1970) [13 mins] 4.5 on IMDb 4/10
6c. T.G.: Psychic Rally in Heaven (Jarman, 1981) [8 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 3/10
6d. Blow Job (Warhol, 1963) [35 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 2/10
7. Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane / Plane Dead (Thomas, 2007) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
8. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (Hamedani, 2009) 5.1 on IMDb 3/10
9. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
9a. Place de l'Opéra (Lumière, 1897) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9b. Chamonix: Le Mauvais Pas (1901) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9c. Paris, Champs-Elysées (voitures) (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9d. Retour d'une promenade en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9e. Balançoires (1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9f. Intérieur d'une imprimerie (tirage d'une épreuve) (1899) [1 min] 5.3 on IMDb
9g. Bains en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9h. Le maréchal-ferrant (1895) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9i. Alger: rue Bab-Azoun (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9j. Radeau avec baigneurs (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.0 on IMDb
9k. Débarquement d'une mouche (1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9l. Débarquement (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9m. Stockholm, entrée de l'exposition (Promio, 1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9n. Fêtes franco-russes: Cherbourg, Entrée des Souverains russes et du président de la République sous le hall (1896) [1 min] 4.4 on IMDb
9o. Fêtes franco-russes: Paris, la foule sur la place de l'Opéra (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 4.9 on IMDb
9p. Marché indien sur le canal de la Viga [Mexique] (Veyre, 1897) [1 min] 4.6 on IMDb
9q. A Free Ride (Guy, 1915) [10 mins] 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
9r. Film in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket Holes, Dirt Particles, Etc. (Landow, 1966) [6 mins] 3.6 on IMDb 1/10
9s. Lamentation (Moselsio, 1943) [8 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
9t. Black TV (Tambellini, 1968) [10 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 2/10
9u. Gloria! (Frampton, 1979) [10 mins] 5.1 on IMDb 2/10
10. Slasher House (Dixon, 2012) 3.6 on IMDb 2/10
11. Highlander II: The Quickening (Mulcahy, 1991) 4.1 on IMDb 4/10
12. Dracula II: Ascension (Lussier, 2003) 4.7 on IMDb 3/10
13. The Rage: Carrie 2 (Shea, 1999) 4.6 on IMDb 3/10
14. Ibiza Undead / Zombie Spring Breakers (Edwards, 2016) 3.3 on IMDb 2/10
15. Boo (Ferrante, 2005) 4.3 on IMDb 3/10
16. Reeker (Payne, 2005) 5.2 on IMDb 4/10
17. Sinbad of the Seven Seas (Castellari-Cozzi, 1989) 4.3 on IMDb 4/10
18. Rosso sangue / Absurd / Monster Hunter (Newton, 1981) 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
19. Don't Knock Twice (James, 2016) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
20. Conan the Barbarian (Nispel, 2011) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
21. Secrets of Sex / Bizarre (Balch, 1970) 4.3 on IMDb 4/10
22. Alligator II: The Mutation (Hess, 1991) 3.5 on IMDb 2/10
23. XX (Benjamin-Kusama-St. Vincent-Vuckovic, 2017) 4.6 on IMDb 3/10
24. Outpost II: Black Sun (Barker, 2012) 5.0 on IMDb 3/10
25. Sorority Row (Hendler, 2009) 5.1 on IMDb 4/10
26. Knucklebones (Wilson, 2016) 3.8 on IMDb 4/10
27. Zombi Holocaust / Doctor Butcher, M.D. / Zombie 3 (Martin, 1980) 5.3 on IMDb 5/10
28. The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (Six, 2015) 2.8 on IMDb 1/10
29. Catwoman (Pitof, 2004) 3.3 on IMDb 3/10
30. Abominable (Schifrin, 2006) 5.1 on IMDb
A wheelchair-bound guy looks through binoculars at the young girls in the woodland cabin across the street and sees them being picked off by a sasquatch. It's Rear Window with Bigfoot! A few good scenes of tension and a cool monster go some way to alleviating the bad scenes and pervading cheapness.
4/10

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31. Hellgate (Levey, 1989) 3.2 on IMDb
An incomprehensible 80s teen horror about the owner of a living history Wild West town finding a magic crystal that can bring objects to life and some teens who get involved in the supernatural goings-on. Filled with random scenes, non-sequiturs and contradictions.
3/10

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43. Asylum-2008: 5/10 (4.1 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)
39. Aliens: Zone of Silence-2017: 4/10 (3.7 on IMDB)
40. House of the Witch-2017: 7/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
41. Incarnate-2016: 4/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
42. Cursed-2005: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)

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Post by jdidaco » January 29th, 2018, 10:52 pm

29. Second Time Lucky (Michael Anderson, 1984) 5/10 (5.2)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)
19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)
20. Hundra (Matt Cimber, 1983) 7.5/10 (4.6)
21. Poltergeyst-90 (Poltergeist-90, Vladislav Semernin & Boris Zagryazhsky, 1991) 5/10 (4.8)
22. Ercole contro Moloch (Hercules Against Moloch, Giorgio Ferroni, 1963) 6/10 (4.9)
23. France société anonyme (France Inc., Alain Corneau, 1974) 8/10 (5.3)
24. The Brain (Ed Hunt, 1988) 5/10 (5.4)
25. Invisible Invaders (Edward L. Cahn, 1959) 6/10 (5.0)
26. Buenas noches, España (Raya Martin, 2011) 8/10 (5.4)
27. Pandemonium (Haydn Keenan, 1987) 6.5/10 (5.3)
28. La venganza del sexo (The Curious Dr. Humpp, Emilio Vieyra, 1967/69) 6/10 (5.0)

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Post by jeroeno » January 29th, 2018, 11:10 pm

17. Future War (1997) 1.7 on IMDb

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1. Cyber Tracker (1994) 3.5 on IMDb
2. Cyber-Tracker 2 (1995) 3.9 on IMDb
3. Santa with Muscles (1994) 2.4 on IMDb
4. Expect no Mercy (1995) 4.3 on IMDb
5. Terminal Voyage (Star Quest) (1994) 4.4 on IMDb
6. Rocketship X-M (1950) 4.9 on IMDb
7. Grace (2009) 5.2 on IMDb
8. Expect to Die (1997) 3.5 on IMDb
9. Dark Planet (1997) 3.3. on IMDb
10. Laserblast (1978) 2.5 on IMDb
11. A.P.E.X. (1994) 4.4 on IMDb
12. Sinbad and the Minotaur (2011) 3.3 on IMDb
13. Paws (1997) 4.9 on IMDb
14. Dark Future (1994) 3.8 on IMDb
15. Ghetto Blaster (1989) 4.4 on IMDb
16. Maciste all'inferno (1962) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Future War (1997) 1.7 on IMDb

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Post by VincentPrice » January 30th, 2018, 3:06 am

44. Spiders-2013: 7/10 (3.4 on IMDB)
45. Phoenix Forgotten-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
34. Stickman-2017: 4/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
35. The Sandman-2017: 7/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
36. The Fastest Guitar Alive-1967: 3/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
37. Rupture-2016: 8/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
38. Battlefield Earth-2000: 6/10 (2.4 on IMDB)
39. Aliens: Zone of Silence-2017: 4/10 (3.7 on IMDB)
40. House of the Witch-2017: 7/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
41. Incarnate-2016: 4/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
42. Cursed-2005: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
43. Asylum-2008: 5/10 (4.1 on IMDB)
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Post by Gorro » January 30th, 2018, 11:59 am

71. Krrish 3 (2013) 5.3 on IMDb - 4.8/10

Where the first two still had something different to offer to the superhero genre, that is totally gone in this third enstallment.
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1. Geostorm (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6/10
2. Der Schweigende Stern (1960) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.8/10
3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.6 on IMDb - 1.6/10
4. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb - 2.1/10
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb - 1.1/10
6. The Room (2003) 3.6 on IMDb - 1.2/10
7. Leatherface (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.2 / 10
8. Troll 2 (1990) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.8 / 10
9. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6 / 10
10. Son of the Mask (2005) 2.2 on IMDb - 1.3 / 10
11. Steel (1997) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.7 / 10
12. The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 4.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10
13. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) 3.0 on IMDb - 2.3/10
14. Darkman II: The Return of Durand (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.3/10
15. Darkman III: Die Durand Die (1996) 4.4 on IMDb - 3.5/10
16. The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.7/10
17. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 4.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
18. The Swamp Thing (1982) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
19. The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.8/10
20. Masters of the Universe (1987) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.2/10
21. The Fantastic Four (1994) 3.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
22. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.6/10
23. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
24. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.5/10
25. Super Mario Bros. (1993) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.6/10
26. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.5/10
27. Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.8/10
28. American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.6/10
29. American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.5/10
30. American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6 / 10
31. The Snowman (2017) 5.2 on IMDb - 3.2 / 10
32. American Pie Presents the Book of Love (2009) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.2/10
33. Wonder Woman (1974) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.8/10
34. Wonder Woman (2011) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.2/10
35. Man-Thing (2005) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.0/IMDb
36. Captain America (1979) 3.8 on IMDb - 3.9/10
37. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.9/10
38. Captain America (1990) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.5/10
39. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6/10
40. Uchû daikaijû Girara (X From Outer Space) (1967] 4.9 on IMDb - 3.3/10
41. Sheena (1984) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.4/10
42. Generation X (1996) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.4/10
43. Dr. Strange (1978) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.7/10
44. Megaforce (1982) 3.5 on IMDb - 3.9/10
45. Flatliners (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.7/10
46. Justice League of America (1997) 3.1 on IMDb - 1.4/10
47. Journey to the West: The Demon Chapter (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.6/10
48. Zhan lang (Wolf Warrior) (2015) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.4 on IMDb - 4.4/10
49. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.6/10
50. Blankman (1994) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
51. Max Steel (2016) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10
52. Zoom (2006) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.9/10
53. Guyver (1991) 4.9 on IMDb - 4.6/10
54. Pootie Tang (2001) 5.2 on IMDb - 4.3/10
55. Underdog (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10
56. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3D 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
57. Konchû daisensô (Genocide) (1968) 4.9 on IMDb - 5.2/10
58. Black Scorpion (1995) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.0/10
59. Black Scorpion II: Aftershock (1996) 3.3 on IMDb - 1.8/10
60. Electra (1996) 3.4 on IMDb - 2.6/10
61. Vampirella (1996) 3.7 on IMDb - 4.1/10
62. Deathstalker (1983) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.5/10
63. Antboy (2013) 5.2 on IMDb - 5.0/10
64. Antboy: Den Røde Furies Hævn (2014) 5.3 on IMDb - 4.8/10
65. Antboy 3 (2016) 5.0 on IMDb - 4.5/10
66. Witchblade (2000) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.5/10
67. Lightspeed (2006) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.4/10
68. Star Kid (1997) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.9/10
69. Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.3/10
70. Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002) 3.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10

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Post by sol » January 30th, 2018, 12:00 pm

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1. Satan's Little Helper (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
2. Big Momma's House (2000) 5.1 on IMDb
3. Inn of the Damned (1975) 4.8 on IMDb
4. The Runestone (1991) 5.0 on IMDb
5. Skidoo (1968) 4.9 on IMDb
6. Child Bride (1938) 4.6 on IMDb
7. The Oscar (1966) 5.1 on IMDb
8. Alison's Birthday (1981) 5.0 on IMDb
9. Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
10. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) 4.8 on IMDb
11. Spaced Invaders (1990) 5.3 on IMDb
12. Stiletto Dance (2001) 5.4 on IMDb
13. Galaxy of Terror (1981) 5.1 on IMDb
14. Frogs (1972) 4.3 on IMDb
15. Cyborg (1989) 5.0 on IMDb
16. Sexplorer (1975) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
18. Alvin Rides Again (1974) 4.4 on IMDb
19. Melvin, Son of Alvin (1984) 5.4 on IMDb
20. Microwave Massacre (1986) 3.9 on IMDb
21. Grim Prairie Tales (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
22. Casino Royale (1967) 5.2 on IMDb REVISION
23. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
24. Morons from Outer Space (1985) 4.5 on IMDb REVISION
25. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) 4.6 on IMDb
26. Twixt (2011) 4.8 on IMDb
27. Disorderlies (1987) 4.9 on IMDb
28. Gwendoline (1984) 5.2 on IMDb
29. Starcrash (1978) 3.8 on IMDb
30. Shocker (1989) 5.4 on IMDb
31. Jack Frost (1997) 4.6 on IMDb
32. Jack Frost (1998) 5.3 on IMDb
33. Santa's Slay (2005) 5.4 on IMDb
34. Aberration (1997) 4.7 on IMDb

Kiwi film about a woman on the lam trying to deal with a rat infection at the cabin where she is hiding out. Turns out, it is no ordinary rat problem and the 'rats' might be monsters, aliens, mutant animals or worse. Some nifty 'rat' point-of-view shots and effectively gruesome special effects, but not really an especially remarkable film overall, though I do like the idea of a creature that becomes automatically immune to whatever treatments are used to destroy others of its species.

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Post by OldAle1 » January 30th, 2018, 6:37 pm

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By country:

52 - USA
9 - Italy
5 - Australia
1 - India, Japan, Mexico, New Zealand, South Korea, UK

By decade:

1930s - 1
1940s - 1
1950s - 20
1960s - 14
1970s - 7
1980s - 17
1990s - 3
2000s - 5
2010s - 4

1988 is the top year with 5 films seen

Best (my rating)

1. Cherry 2000 (8)
2. Space Men
3. Mean Johnny Barrows (7)
4. Battle of the Worlds
5. Chandni Chowk to China
6. The Green Slime
7. Alien from L.A.
8. 5 Guns West
9. Order of the Black Eagle
10. Sky Pirates (6)

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64. Robot Holocaust (1)
65. Lost: The Black Earth
66. Nighfall
67. Maniac
68. Mongjoengae / Dream Affection

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Triple-feature of 1950s US Science Fiction - all Double Word Scores being on the SF/Fantasy challenge as well:

1. Unknown World (Terry O. Morse, 1951) 3.9 IMDb rating
2. Mesa of Lost Women (Ron Ormond/Herbert Tevos, 1953) 2.5 IMDb rating
3. Cat-Women of the Moon (Arthur Hilton, 1953) 3.7 IMDb rating

Triple-feature of 1980s Australian Science Fiction - all Triple Words scores on the SF/Fantasy and Oceania challenges

4. Sky Pirates (Colin Eggleston, 1986) 4.2 IMDb rating
5. Starship (Roger Christian, 1984) 3.4 IMDb rating
6. The Time Guardian (Brian Hannant, 1987) 4.3 IMDb rating

60s Italian Triple Feature

7. La strada per Forte Alamo / The Road to Fort Alamo (Mario Bava, 1964) 5.0 IMDb rating
8. Space-Men / Assignment Outer Space (Antonio Margheriti, 1960) 3.4 IMDb rating
9. Il pianeta degli uomini spenti / Battle of the Worlds (Antonio Margheriti, 1961) 4.3 on IMDb

More American schlock from the past 30 years:

10. Nightfall (Paul Mayersberg, 1988) 2.4 IMDb rating
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (Roland Emmerich, 2016) 5.2 IMDb rating
12. Cherry 2000 (Steve DeJarnatt, 1987) 5.4 IMDb rating

Continuing in the sewers of sci-fi, with 2 from W. Lee Wilder, Billy's older and significantly less-talented bro:

13. Phantom From Space (1953) 4.0 on IMDb
14. Killers from Space (1954) 3.1 on IMdb

Roger Corman and His Disciples 3fer:

15. The Wasp Woman (Roger Corman/Jack Hill, 1959) 4.6 on IMDb
16. Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (Curtis Harrington/Pavel Klushantsev (uncr), 1965) 3.6 on IMDb
17. Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (Peter Bogdanovich as Derek Thomas, others uncredited, see below, 1968) 2.7 on IMDb

rounding out the day with an American Eurospy, or something

18. Agent for H.A.R.M. (Gerd Oswald, 1965) 2 on IMDb

more from the endless piles of 50s American sci-fi stupidity

19. Terror from the Year 5000 (Robert J. Gurney Jr., 1958) 2.5 on IMDb
20. War of the Satellites (Roger Corman, 1958) 5.0 on IMDb
21. From the Earth to the Moon (Byron Haskin, 1958) 5.1 on IMDb

another trio of crap from Downunder

22. Incident at Raven's Gate (Rolf de Heer, 1988) 5.4 on IMDb
23. Lost: The Black Earth (James Cole, 2004) 4.3 on IMDb
24. Angel Mine (David Blyth, 1978) 5.0 on IMDb

Four genres of crap from two years and two countries in the 1950s

25. The Brain Eaters (Bruno VeSota, 1958) 4.0 on IMDb
26. Bullwhip (Harmon Jones, 1958) 5.1 on IMDb
27. La momia azteca contra el robot humano / The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (Rafael Portillo, 1958) 2.3 on IMDb
28. Prisoners of the Casbah (Richard Bare, 1958) 5.4 on IMDb

1970s-80s: Action! Crime! Action! Spies! Action! Nazis! Action! Baboons! Action?

29. Laser Mission (BJ Davis, 1989) 3.5 on IMDb
30. Mitchell (Andrew V. McLaglen, 1975) 2.4 on IMDb
31. Order of the Black Eagle (Wolf Keeter, 1987) 4.5 on IMDb

1970s time-travel adventures

32. The Time Machine (Henning Schellerup, 1978) 5.3 on IMDb
33. Idaho Transfer (Peter Fonda, 1973) 5.4 on IMDb

to the center of the earth and to alien brains

34. Alien from L.A. (Albert Pyun, 1988) 3.1 on IMDb
35. Journey to the Center of the Earth (Albert Pyun/Rusty Lemorande, 1988) 2.8 on IMDb
36. The Brain from Planet Arous (Nathan Juran, 1957) 5.3 on IMDb

Eurospies and Asian?-American martialartsvideogame action

37. New York chiama Superdrago / Secret Agent Super Dragon (Giorgio Ferroni, 1966) 2.0 on IMDb
38. Operazione Goldman / Lightning Bolt (Antonio Margheriti, 1966) 4.9 on IMDb
39. Il raggio infernale / Danger!! Death Ray (Gianfranco Baldanello, 1967) 2.2 on IMDb
40. Double Dragon (James Yukich, 1994) 3.7 on IMDb

2 Cormans and a Maniac

41. Gunslinger (Roger Corman, 1956) 3.1 on IMDb
42. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (Roger Corman, 1957) 2.8 on IMDb
43. Maniac (Dwain Esper, 1934) 3.4 on IMDb

Blaxploitation! a few "educational" (but really propaganda) shorts, and more schlock sci-fi from the 80s

44. Mean Johnny Burrows (Fred Williamson, 1976) 5.0 on IMDb
45. Lady Cocoa (Matt Cimber, 1975) 4.7 on IMDb
46. Mandinga (Mario Pinzauit, 1976) 3.2 on IMDb
47. SHORTS average rating 4.225 on IMDb 61 minutes total
a) Girls Beware (1961)
b) The Terrible Truth (1951)
c) LSD: Insight or Insanity (1967) l
d) Know for Sure (1941)

48. Prisoners of the Lost Universe (Terry Marcel, 1983) 3.7 on IMDb

More sci-fi and some spy babes

49. Robot Holocaust (Tim Kincaid, 1986) 2.1 on IMDb
50. D.E.B.S. (Angela Robinson, 2004) 5.3 on IMDb
51. Skyline (Strause brothers, 2010) 4.4 on IMDb
52. Space Mutiny (David Winters/Neal Sundstrom, 1988) 2.0 on IMDb
53. The Killer Shrews (Ray Kellogg, 1959) 3.8 on IMDb

Tribute to Dorothy Malone, and 80s sword and sorcery

54. 5 Guns West (Roger Corman, 1955) 4.5 on IMDb
55. The Magic Sword (Bert I. Gordon, 1962)) 4.3 on IMDb
56. Ator l'invincilbile / Ator the Fighting Eagle (Joe D'Amato, 1982) 3.1 on IMDb

miscellany of junk

57. Out for a Kill (Michael Oblowitz, 2003) 3.4 on IMDb
58. Pirates of Tripoli (Felix Feist, 1955) 5.0 on IMDb
59. The Green Slime (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 4.6 on IMDb

action in mostly lower registers and something not erotic

60. Proud Mary (Babak Najafi, 2018) 5.1 on IMDb
61. BloodRayne (Uwe Boll, 2005) 2.9 on IMDb
62. Chandni Chowk to China (Nikkhil Advani, 2009) 4.0 on IMDb
63. Mongjeongae / Dream Affection (Soong-Hwan Lee, 2011) 2.8 on IMDb
Various kinds of bad sci-fi and fantasy, mostly 80s

64. Sorceress (Jack Hill, 1982) 4.2 on IMDb

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The first thing to know about this latter-day Corman production is not the director or genre or anything else, but writer Jim Wynorski, one of the worst T&A filmmakers around. You know there's going to be sex (or at least nudity) and it's going to be sleazy, and there isn't going to be much else of interest - and you're right. This stars a couple of Playboy playmates, the Harris twins, as a couple of babes with, you guessed it, a destiny handed down from the Gods to defeat evil! In the form of their own father, who had planned on slaying his firstborn as a sacrifice but was thwarted by their mother who he of course killed. Lots of naked breasts here, really terrible fight scenes, completely unmemorable in any way unless the Harris twins' assets are enough for you. Not for me so I'll give it a 2; at this point probably the worst of the 80s barbarian fantasies I've seen.

65. Dr. Goldfoot & the Bikini Machine (Norman Taurog, 1965) 5.1 on IMDb

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Along with all the serious and semi-serious spy movies that came along in the wake of Bond we also have quite a number of total spoofs, among them this Vincent Price vehicle wherein he plays a mad scientist who creates bikini-clad robots with the intent of putting them near the levers of power so he can RULE THE WORLD - no, actually, just putting them near wealthy men so he can get rich quick. I guess it's refreshing that the bad guy has such modest desires? But that's about the only interesting thing here; sure it's got babes but there are hundreds of spy movies that have those; and it's got Price of course but he's in plenty of vastly better films and not too many worse ones. Frankie Avalon is no help as a hapless secret agent, and there's an UNBELIEVABLY long and interminable chase sequence that ends the film not soon enough. Not bad theme song or credits sequence. 3 is the best I can do and it was so dull I didn't even consider watching Mario Bava's sequel which has an even worse reputation. Sorry Mario.

66. Eliminators (Peter Manoogian, 1986) 4.5 on IMDb

After three really, really bad and dull movies in a row I finally got lucky, though I can't say I struck gold. Copper, perhaps. This is a fairly standard but enjoyable Indiana Jones-cum-Terminator-influence trek through a jungle, with Denise Crosby as a scientist whose work has been stolen by a megalomaniac, Andrew Prine as the Jones or more accurately Han Solo-type amoral guide who will get her to the scientist's hideout, and Patrick Reynolds as the half-man, half-machine victim of said scientist's experiments. Crosby has a little flying robot that can do just about anything and serves as an excuse to get them out of jams, and also the Ewok/Short Round cuteness that I guess they felt they needed. The low budget and some poor editing decisions certainly hurt this but it's overall a reasonable enjoyable diversion. 6 from me.

67. The Avengers (Jeremiah Chechik, 1998) 3.7 on IMDb

Right off the bat I'll mention that I'm not really familiar with the 60s TV series this is based on, so no "what an awful adaptation" or "this movie ruined my childhood" shit from me here. This starts out fairly well in the first few scenes, with Ralph Fiennes (pretty decent) as our hero John Steed first going implacably through a test of his umbrella-wielding fighting skills, then meeting Dr/Mrs Emma Peel (Uma Thurman, ravishing) and getting involved in the race to stop whoever is trying to destroy the weather in the UK through the Prospero Project, which Peel created. That's two flicks in a row with female scientists having their work taken by megalomaniac older men (in this case it's Sean Connery) in order to do Bad Things. Alas it's only maybe 15 minutes in when things start going horribly wrong and the film becomes nearly incomprehensible and stays that way till the end. Apparently this got terrible test reviews and so the studio (of course) decided to chop 1/2 hour out of it to make it more action-packed or something like that, not worrying of course that they were going to lose any sense of structure or narrative flow or much of the rationale for the events that happen.

I will say though that even though there are some good things here - I like Fiennes and Jim Broadbent as his boss "Mother", and Thurman is very fetching in her black leather catsuit, and the production design is quite nice overall - I don't think the film would probably be very good even if the best-case-scenario director's cut could ever be put out, because there is also a fatal error in tone throughout the film. Everybody talks in such an exaggerated cheerio-stiff-upper-lip, I say looks like London's going to freeze to death, dontcha know - and I mean everybody, all the way through the film - that it cannot be taken as anything but a parody, and alas a parody that isn't funny. I really don't know what the rationale for this approach was but making a parodic action film for $60 million (it'd probably be at least double that today) aimed mostly at the American market based on a TV series that few in the target demographic have heard of....well, thank goodness nobody does such stupid shit today. I mean it'd be like making a $200 million film about The Lone Ranger or something like that. 4.

68. Sangraal, la spada di fuoco / Sword of the Barbarians (Michele Massimo Tarantini, 1982) 3.9 on IMDb

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Another barbarian fantasy from 1982, this one from Italy, featuring "Peter McCoy" (Pietro Torrisi) as one of the most heavily-muscled slabs of beefcake in the genre this side of Schwarzenegger and Ferrigno. Guess what, his destiny is to defeat an Evil One who has destroyed his village and murdered his wife, how original is that? This has nicer scenery (more outdoor location shooting) than most of the other lower-budgeted efforts in this genre I've seen, and some pretty good fight sequences, and while the regular low-angle shots that emphasize crotches and chests can be a bit disconcerting at least it's a slightly different visual style. Also our lead dude gets a magic crossbow that looks like it weighs 100 kg and which fires three bolts simultaneously, so points for that. Overall it's still not good but more fun than the Wynorski/Hill effort I saw the previous night. Probably won't get to watching all 4 Deathstalker films like I'd planned for this challenge now, but after the barbarian flicks I've already seen I think I'm hitting my limit. 4 for this piece of beef&cheese-cake.


Average IMDb rating so far (68): 4.001
Average OldAle rating so far (68): 4.0
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