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Low IMDb Rating Challenge

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Post by Gorro » January 19th, 2018, 11:40 am

51. Max Steel (2016) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10

Decent effects, but a very flimsy plot and weak direction.

52. Zoom (2006) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.9/10

I liked this one a bit better. It has a younger target audience, but the silliness worked sometimes.
Average on IMDb: 222.8 / 52 = 4.28 | Mine: 171.6 / 52 = 3.30Show
1. Geostorm (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6/10
2. Der Schweigende Stern (1960) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.8/10
3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.6 on IMDb - 1.6/10
4. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb - 2.1/10
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb - 1.1/10
6. The Room (2003) 3.6 on IMDb - 1.2/10
7. Leatherface (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.2 / 10
8. Troll 2 (1990) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.8 / 10
9. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6 / 10
10. Son of the Mask (2005) 2.2 on IMDb - 1.3 / 10
11. Steel (1997) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.7 / 10
12. The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 4.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10
13. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) 3.0 on IMDb - 2.3/10
14. Darkman II: The Return of Durand (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.3/10
15. Darkman III: Die Durand Die (1996) 4.4 on IMDb - 3.5/10
16. The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.7/10
17. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 4.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
18. The Swamp Thing (1982) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
19. The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.8/10
20. Masters of the Universe (1987) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.2/10
21. The Fantastic Four (1994) 3.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
22. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.6/10
23. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
24. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.5/10
25. Super Mario Bros. (1993) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.6/10
26. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.5/10
27. Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.8/10
28. American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.6/10
29. American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.5/10
30. American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6 / 10
31. The Snowman (2017) 5.2 on IMDb - 3.2 / 10
32. American Pie Presents the Book of Love (2009) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.2/10
33. Wonder Woman (1974) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.8/10
34. Wonder Woman (2011) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.2/10
35. Man-Thing (2005) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.0/IMDb
36. Captain America (1979) 3.8 on IMDb - 3.9/10
37. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.9/10
38. Captain America (1990) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.5/10
39. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6/10
40. Uchû daikaijû Girara (X From Outer Space) (1967] 4.9 on IMDb - 3.3/10
41. Sheena (1984) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.4/10
42. Generation X (1996) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.4/10
43. Dr. Strange (1978) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.7/10
44. Megaforce (1982) 3.5 on IMDb - 3.9/10
45. Flatliners (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.7/10
46. Justice League of America (1997) 3.1 on IMDb - 1.4/10
47. Journey to the West: The Demon Chapter (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.6/10
48. Zhan lang (Wolf Warrior) (2015) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.4 on IMDb - 4.4/10
49. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.6/10
50. Blankman (1994) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
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Post by ChrisReynolds » January 19th, 2018, 3:44 pm

Previously watched...Show
1. Boxing Helena (Lynch, 1993) 4.6 on IMDb 2/10
2. Spring Breakers (Korine, 2012) 5.3 on IMDb 6/10
3. Headless (Cullipher, 2015) 5.2 on IMDb 5/10
4. Storage 24 (Roberts, 2012) 4.4 on IMDb 3/10
5. Def by Temptation (Bond, 1990) 4.5 on IMDb 3/10
6. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
6a. 6/64: Mama und Papa (Materialaktion Otto Mühl) / 6/64: Mom and Dad (An Otto Mühl Happening) (Kren, 1964) [4 mins] 4.7 on IMDb 1/10
6b. Selective Service System (Haack, 1970) [13 mins] 4.5 on IMDb 4/10
6c. T.G.: Psychic Rally in Heaven (Jarman, 1981) [8 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 3/10
6d. Blow Job (Warhol, 1963) [35 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 2/10
7. Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane / Plane Dead (Thomas, 2007) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
8. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (Hamedani, 2009) 5.1 on IMDb 3/10
9. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
9a. Place de l'Opéra (Lumière, 1897) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9b. Chamonix: Le Mauvais Pas (1901) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9c. Paris, Champs-Elysées (voitures) (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9d. Retour d'une promenade en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9e. Balançoires (1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9f. Intérieur d'une imprimerie (tirage d'une épreuve) (1899) [1 min] 5.3 on IMDb
9g. Bains en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9h. Le maréchal-ferrant (1895) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9i. Alger: rue Bab-Azoun (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9j. Radeau avec baigneurs (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.0 on IMDb
9k. Débarquement d'une mouche (1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9l. Débarquement (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9m. Stockholm, entrée de l'exposition (Promio, 1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9n. Fêtes franco-russes: Cherbourg, Entrée des Souverains russes et du président de la République sous le hall (1896) [1 min] 4.4 on IMDb
9o. Fêtes franco-russes: Paris, la foule sur la place de l'Opéra (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 4.9 on IMDb
9p. Marché indien sur le canal de la Viga [Mexique] (Veyre, 1897) [1 min] 4.6 on IMDb
9q. A Free Ride (Guy, 1915) [10 mins] 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
9r. Film in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket Holes, Dirt Particles, Etc. (Landow, 1966) [6 mins] 3.6 on IMDb 1/10
9s. Lamentation (Moselsio, 1943) [8 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
9t. Black TV (Tambellini, 1968) [10 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 2/10
9u. Gloria! (Frampton, 1979) [10 mins] 5.1 on IMDb 2/10
10. Slasher House (Dixon, 2012) 3.6 on IMDb 2/10
11. Highlander II: The Quickening (Mulcahy, 1991) 4.1 on IMDb 4/10
12. Dracula II: Ascension (Lussier, 2003) 4.7 on IMDb 3/10
13. The Rage: Carrie 2 (Shea, 1999) 4.6 on IMDb 3/10
14. Ibiza Undead / Zombie Spring Breakers (Edwards, 2016) 3.3 on IMDb 2/10
15. Boo (Ferrante, 2005) 4.3 on IMDb 3/10
16. Reeker (Payne, 2005) 5.2 on IMDb 4/10
17. Sinbad of the Seven Seas (Castellari-Cozzi, 1989) 4.3 on IMDb 4/10
18. Rosso sangue / Absurd / Monster Hunter (Newton, 1981) 5.4 on IMDb
Bad Italian slasher, a loose sequel to Anthropophagus, but clearly taking Carpenter's Halloween as its model. There are a handful of kills that are impressively nasty, but most of the movie is taken up with endless dead time of people wandering around or watching American football. Very poor, but it does have an amazing selection of posters, several of which try to falsely sell it as a zombie movie.
3/10

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19. Don't Knock Twice (James, 2016) 5.2 on IMDb
The beginning feels rushed and then it gets slow with a lot of cheap by-the-numbers jump scares. Most of the directing is fine, it's just the script that is the real problem on this one.
3/10

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Average IMDb rating so far: 4.85

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#323

Post by albajos » January 19th, 2018, 8:32 pm

61. (s1c) Olaf's Frozen Adventure (2017) 22m. (20) USA 232 checks Rated: 5,0 Many had a bad time watching this before Coco
62. Bad Girls from Mars (1990) USA 21st check Rated: 3,7
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16. Alone in the Dark (2005)
21. The Amazing Bulk (2010)
14. Blubberella (2011)
31. Bratz (2007)
05. Breaking Wind (2012)
13. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
12. Chairman of the Board (1998)
25. Date Movie (2006)
18. Dirty Love (2005)
24. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010)
06. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
20. Fun in Balloon Land (1965)
19. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
27. Gigli (2003)
04. Going Overboard (1989)
15. House of the Dead (2003)
33. InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
26. It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
08. Jurassic Shark (2012)
28. Kazaam (1996)
23. King Dinosaur (1955)
11. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
17. Meet the Spartans (2008)
34. Movie 43 (2013)
10. National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006)
30. 90210 Shark Attack (2014)
02. Santa Claus (1959)
01. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
03. Santa with Muscles (1996)
07. Son of the Mask (2005)
09. Space Mutiny (1988)
29. Steel (1997)
32. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
22. Titanic II (2010)

Release
23. King Dinosaur (1955)
02. Santa Claus (1959)
01. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
20. Fun in Balloon Land (1965)
19. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
11. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
09. Space Mutiny (1988)
04. Going Overboard (1989)
13. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
26. It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
28. Kazaam (1996)
03. Santa with Muscles (1996)
29. Steel (1997)
12. Chairman of the Board (1998)
32. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
06. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
27. Gigli (2003)
15. House of the Dead (2003)
16. Alone in the Dark (2005)
18. Dirty Love (2005)
07. Son of the Mask (2005)
25. Date Movie (2006)
10. National Lampoon's Pleddge This! (2006)
31. Bratz (2007)
17. Meet the Spartans (2008)
21. The Amazing Bulk (2010)
24. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010)
22. Titanic II (2010)
14. Blubberella (2011)
05. Breaking Wind (2012)
08. Jurassic Shark (2012)
33. InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
34. Movie 43 (2013)
30. 90210 Shark Attack (2014)

Rating
1,1 20. Fun in Balloon Land (1965)
1,5 08. Jurassic Shark (2012)
1,6 22. Titanic II (2010)
1,7 21. The Amazing Bulk (2010)
1,8 30. 90210 Shark Attack (2014)
1,9 04. Going Overboard (1989)
1,9 23. King Dinosaur (1955)
2,0 15. House of the Dead (2003)
2,0 09. Space Mutiny (1988)
2,1 06. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
2,2 11. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
2,2 07. Son of the Mask (2005)
2,3 16. Alone in the Dark (2005)
2,3 12. Chairman of the Board (1998)
2,4 14. Blubberella (2011)
2,4 05. Breaking Wind (2012)
2,4 13. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
2,4 27. Gigli (2003)
2,4 03. Santa with Muscles (1996)
2,5 02. Santa Claus (1959)
2,6 24. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010)
2,6 26. It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
2,6 01. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
2,7 25. Date Movie (2006)
2,7 19. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
2,7 17. Meet the Spartans (2008)
2,8 28. Kazaam (1996)
2,8 29. Steel (1997)
2,8 32. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
2,9 31. Bratz (2007)
2,9 33. InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
3,5 18. Dirty Love (2005)
4,3 34. Movie 43 (2013)
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Razzie Worst Picture
1981 Can't Stop the Music
1983 Inchon
1984 The Lonely Lady
1999 An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
2003 Swept Away
2008 I Know Who Killed Me
2009 The Love Guru

Too high rating:
1982 Mommie Dearest (6,7)
1991 The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (6,3)
1992 Hudson Hawk (5,8)
1993 Shining Through (6,4)
1998 The Postman (6,0)
2017 Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party (5,5)

Stinkers Worst Picture
1978 unknown winner
1979 Nightwing
1982 Inchon
1985 Revolution
1988 Caddyshack II
1993 Look Who's Talking Now
2002 Swept Away
2003 The Cat in the Hat

Too high rating:
1981 Mommie Dearest (6,7)
1983 Krull (6,1)
1992 Shining Through (6,4)

Stinkers Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy
1998 Meet the Deedles
2003 Boat Trip
2005 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Too high rating:
2002 Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (6,2)
2004 White Chicks (5,5)

IMDB Bottom 100
63/100 left

ICM's bottom top 250
188/250 left

Others
1,0-1,9: Mallorcas søde liv
2,0-2,9: Camp Blood First Slaughter, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5, Cyber-C.H.I.C., Goldilocks and the Three Bares, Love Feast, Osobennosti bannoy politiki, ili banya 2, Das Wirtshaus der sündigen Töchter
3,0-3,9: The Amateurs, Bikini Summer, Das Bullenkloster, Busted, Camp Blood 666, Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo, Dykaren, The Ecstasies of Women, Elsk... din næste!, Engel mit schmutzigen Flügeln, Har du set Alice?, Laß jucken, Kumpel 3. Teil - Maloche, Bier und Bett, On est venu là pour s'éclater, Picture of Beauty, Prison Heat, Rent Control, Sinderella and the Golden Bra, Summer Night Fever, Die sündige Kleinstadt, Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza, Tarzan the Ape Man
4,0-4,9: Eine Armee Gretchen, Betrayal of the Dove, Black Love, Candido erotico, Classe mista, Cola, Candy, Chocolate, La dottoressa ci sta col colonnello, La dottoressa preferisce i marinai, Drei Lederhosen in St. Tropez, Drei Schwedinnen auf der Reeperbahn, Drei Schwedinnen in Oberbayern, Elephant Juice, Endless Love, The Erotic Man, Eskimo Nell, Ett hål i mitt hjärta, Gefangene Frauen, Geh, zieh dein Dirndl aus, Girls in Prison, Gladiatress, Graf Dracula in Oberbayern, Halalabad Blues, Helle for Lykke, Hopla på sengekanten, Hoppet, Hurra - Die Schwedinnen sind da, L'infermiera nella corsia dei militari, L'insegnante balla... con tutta la classe, L'insegnante va in collegio, Die Insel der tausend Freuden, Kissing on the Mouth, Der Kurpfuscher und seine fixen Töchter, Lass jucken Kumpel, La liceale, La liceale nella classe dei ripetenti, Linda and Abilene, Malibu Beach, Maslin Beach, Mazurka på sengekanten, Night Patrol, Obszönitäten, Orgia stin Kerkyra, Osobennosti russkoy bani, Paradiset, Peak Experience, Per, Pierino contro tutti, La poliziotta della squadra del buon costume, Pretty When You Cry, Rapportpigen, Rektor på sengekanten, Romantik på sengekanten, Die schönen Wilden von Ibiza, Schulmädchen-Report: Was Eltern nicht für möglich halten, Schulmädchen-Report 2. Teil - Was Eltern den Schlaf raubt, Schulmädchen-Report 3. Teil - Was Eltern nicht mal ahnen, Schulmädchen-Report 4. Teil - Was Eltern oft verzweifeln lässt, Schulmädchen-Report 5. Teil - Was Eltern wirklich wissen sollten, Sechs Schwedinnen von der Tankstelle, Sekten, Sonja - 16 år, Sprängaren, Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, Sunnyboy und Sugarbaby, Ta' det som en mand, frue!, Tandlæge på sengekanten, Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps, Torn Apart, 2 ryk og en aflevering, Tvilling, When Will I Be Loved, Women in Film, Zum Gasthof der spritzigen Mädchen
5,0-5,4: Agent 69 Jensen i Skyttens tegn, Auch Ninotschka zieht ihr Höschen aus, Blind makker, Così fan tutte, Der må være en sengekant!, Det er ikke appelsiner, det er heste, Dyden går amok, Fallo!, Femmine in fuga, Hjerter er trumf, Holiday in the Sun, L'infermiera di notte, L'insegnante viene a casa, I Jomfruens tegn, I Tyrens tegn, Jag - en älskare, Jag är med barn, Kärleksön, Live Nude Girls, The Lorelei, , Løgneren, Martial Law II: Undercover, Miranda, Motorvej på sengekanten, Mälarpirater, Our Lips Are Sealed, Paradise Lost, Pathfinder, Redlands, La ripetente fa l'occhietto al preside, Salon Kitty, Savate, Secret Society, Senso '45, Solstik på badehotellet, Sonne, Sylt und kesse Krabben, Das sündige Bett, Two Moon Junction, De uanstændige, Viceværten, Viola bacia tutti

Norwegian:
3,0-3,9: Everywhen, Hud
4,0-4,9: Adjø solidaritet, Alt for Egil, Asfaltenglene, Cave, Cellofan - med døden til følge, 5 løgner, Fru Inger til Østråt, Jenter, Kalde føtter, Kalle och änglarna, Lyst, Når mørket er forbi, Oljeberget, Olsenbanden Junior på cirkus, Olsenbanden Jr. Sølvgruvens hemmelighet, Radiopiratene, Respekt, The Rocka, Rottenetter, Sebastians Verden, Slalåm under himmelen, Svein og rotta, Svik, Tomme tønner 2 - Det brune gullet, 37 og et halvt, Troll i ord, Umeå4ever
5,0-5,4: Amors baller, Andre omgang, Bambieffekten, Blåfjell 2 - Jakten på det magiske horn, De blå ulvene, En folkefiende, Farlig farvann, Gråtass - Hemmeligheten på gården, Inn i mørket, Iskyss, Kill Buljo 2, Lakki, Lies Inc., Marias menn, Mars & Venus, Maskeblomstfamilien, Olsenbanden jr. Mestertyvens skatt, Orps: The Movie, Papirfuglen, Pornostjerne?, Sammen om drømmen, Sensommer, Skumringslandet, Svein og Rotta og UFO-mysteriet, Switch, Titanics ti liv, Trigger, De tøffeste gutta, Yohan - Barnevandrer, Åpen framtid
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Post by jdidaco » January 19th, 2018, 9:36 pm

19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)

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6. Twixt (Francis Ford Coppola, 2011) [IMDB: 4.8/10]
Low budget and unambitious, yet entertaining to some degree. 6-/10

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7. The Demoniacs / Les Démoniaques (Jean Rollin, 1974) [IMDB: 5.4/10]
Wouldn't be a serious low rating challenge without a film of French master of erotico-horror Jean Rollin. Not one of his best, obviously, but like most, it is saved from total mediocrity by a few mesmerizing shots. 5+/10

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8. A Corner of Heaven / Tiantang jiaoluo (Miaoyan Zhang, 2014) [IMDB: 5.3/10]
Shouldn't stay long with that rating: great, experimenting b&w cinematography serving a bleak tale of modern China. 8-/10
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1. Chelsea Walls (Ethan Hawke, 2001) [IMDB: 5.1/10]
I liked the broad gallery of characters and bohemian vibe. Hawke also rather does a good use of the DV camera while so many other movies of the early 2000s have become barely watchable. But after one hour all the mini-stories start to run in circle with really little being said. 6+/10

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2. The Sound and the Fury (James Franco, 2014) [IMDB: 4.8/10]
Franco killed his movie inflicting a shaky cam taking close shots of a mentally challenged, yelling character for the first 30 minutes, the rest isnt too bad. 5/10

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3. The Toilets were closed from the Inside / Les Vécés étaient fermés de l'Intérieur (Patrice Leconte, 1976) [IMDB: 5.3/10]
A parody of French 50s crime stories, Leconte's first film is lacking pace and the strong argument he had with the lead actor is somehow visible in his acting but it is nicely iconoclast with some funny moments and a colorful cast. 6-/10

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4. The Girl on a Motorcycle (Jack Cardiff, 1968) [IMDB: 5.3/10]
Pure product of 1968... A young lady rides her motorcycle in black leather, visiting her lover and reflecting on life. The cinematography of Jack Cardiff and Marianne Faithful's are saving the film, all outdoor scenes and pyschedelic visions being quite nice to watch, while the script is unfortunately very dull. 6-/10

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5. The Monkey's Mask (Samantha Lang, 2000) [IMDB: 5.1/10]
A kind of Australian, lesbian Basic Instinct. It's hard to believe in the lesbian couple involving Kelly McGillis which makes the numerous sex scenes rather cringeworthy. There is also some inspid poetry imposed by various charaters all along. The director keeps digressing before coming up with a very predictable conclusion. Overall, a painful experience. 4/10
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Post by jvv » January 20th, 2018, 1:08 am

1. Süpermen Dönüyor aka Turkish Superman (1979) - 4/10

You know you're watching a low budget movie when the stars in the universe are represented by Christmas ornaments.

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Post by psychotronicbeatnik » January 20th, 2018, 2:39 am

54. Atomic Rulers (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.0
55. The Killer Shrews (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.8
56. The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3

Total: 56
Total IMDb Rating: 221.10
Average IMDb Rating: 3.94

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1. Zaat (1971) Don Barton, Arnold Stevens / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.5
2. Garm Wars: The Last Druid (2014) Mamoru Oshii / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
3. Attack of the Super Monsters (1982) Toru Sotoyama, Tom Wyner / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.0
4. Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982) Cetin Inanc / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.9
5. Iron Golem (2011) Paul Ziller / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 3.7
6. The Monster (2016) Bryan Bertino / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.4
7. The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1963) Maury Dexter / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
8. El Desierto (2013) Christoph Behl / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.2
9. Max Steel (2016) Stewart Hendler / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.6
10. Gods of Egypt (2016) Alex Proyas / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.4
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Roland Emmerich / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 5.2
12. Twilight (2008) Catherine Hardwicke / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.2
13. Twilight: New Moon (2009) Chris Weitz / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.7
14. The Emoji Movie (2017) Tony Leondis / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.9
15. Twilight: Eclipse (2010) David Slade / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.9
16. Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011) Bill Condon / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 4.9
17. Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) Robert Dyke / FTV / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.4
18. Crash of Moons (1954) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.1
19. The Creeper (1948) Jean Yarbrough / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.0
20. Super Mario Bros. (1993) Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton / FTV / Rating: 3 / IMDb: 4.0
21. Queen of Outer Space (1958) Edward Bernds / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.6
22. Sky Pirates (1986) Colin Eggleston / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.2
23. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) Philippe Mora / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.2
24. Robot Monster (1953) Phil Tucker / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.9
25. The Yesterday Machine (1963) Russ Marker / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.1
26. The Creeping Terror (1964) Vic Savage / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.1
27. Night of the Blood Beast (1958) Bernard L. Kowalski / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
28. The Manster (1959) George Breakston, Kenneth Crane / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.4
29. Pharaoh’s Curse (1957) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.7
30. The Time Guardian (1987) Brian Hannant / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.3
31. Evil Brain From Outer Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
32. The Atomic Brain (1963) Joseph Mascelli, Jack Pollexfen / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.7
33. Horrors of Spider Island (1960) Fritz Bottger / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.4
34. Starship (1984) Roger Christian / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 3.3
35. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962) Joseph Green / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 4.2
36. Battletruck (1982) Harley Cokeliss / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.0
37. Don’t Knock Twice (2016) Caradog James / FTV / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.2
38. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) Coleman Francis / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.4
39. Boogeyman (2005) Stephen Kay / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.1
40. From Hell It Came (1957) Dan Milner / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.5
41. Warning From Space (1956) Koji Shima / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.4
42. Menace From Outer Space (1956) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.7
43. Mesa of Lost Women (1953) Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.5
44. Tobor the Great (1954) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 5.2
45. Invaders From Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.6
46. Creature With the Atom Brain (1955) Edward L. Cahn / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.4
47. They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968) David Bradley / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.5
48. Doomsday Machine (1972) Harry Hope, Lee Sholem, Herbert J. Leder / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 2.5
49. The Demons in My Head (1998) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
50. To Become One (2002) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.3
51. The Madmen of Mandoras (1963) David Bradley / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 2.8
52. Man-Thing (2005) Brett Leonard / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.0
53. Battlespace (2006) Neil Johnson / Rating: 2 / IMDb: 2.7
54. Atomic Rulers (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.0
55. The Killer Shrews (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.8
56. The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3

Total: 56
Total IMDb Rating: 221.10
Average IMDb Rating: 3.94

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Post by flavo5000 » January 20th, 2018, 4:49 am

jvv on Jan 19 2018, 06:08:27 PM wrote:1. Süpermen Dönüyor aka Turkish Superman (1979) - 4/10

You know you're watching a low budget movie when the stars in the universe are represented by Christmas ornaments.

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Well, shit. Now I have to watch this.

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Post by flavo5000 » January 20th, 2018, 5:31 am

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74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
My Rating: 5
This was disappointing coming from Stephen Chow and Tsui Hark both of whom have created infinitely more polished, entertaining fair. On the Chow front, it wasn't nearly as funny or clever as his best and on the Hark front, it lacked the style and graceful action set pieces of his best. Instead we have a garish, Chinese Mysticism spectacle with some laughably poor CGI and the the grace of a sledgehammer. It's not terrible in and of itself but knowing what these guys are capable of makes it hurt more.

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75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
My Rating: 5
Plays out like a live-action anime, not unlike a Ryuhei Kitamura movie, but with less style and creativity. It involves a guy traveling through time to save the literal woman of his dreams. The effects aren't great and it really lays on the sentimentality thick in places but still isn't as bad as the IMDB score implies.

So my whole family's been out sick today and probably throughout the weekend so I've been stuck trying to find terrible kid's movies to watch around my 4-year-old (my wife seems to think it's not cool to watch violent post-nuke movies around him for some reason. So here's the first...
CRAP KID MOVIE DOUBLE FEATURE
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76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
My Rating: 3
Incredibly trite Cinderella anthology movie. The first segment finds Cinderella being forced into throwing a stuffy banquet that she ultimately dumps in favor of something less formal. Just super bland. Then we have Jacques the mouse wishing he were human. The fairy godmother makes him human, then he wishes he were a mouse again. Bleh. Finally we have the most annoying one involving Cinderella's stepsister Anastasia falling in love with a baker against her mother's wishes, and for some reason we're supposed to suddenly sympathize with her despite her being a miserable shit to Cinderella in the first movie. To top it all off, the animation is pretty bad and the whole thing reeks of a Disney cash-in.

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77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
James Gunn wrote this? Really? I guess he also wrote one of the Movie 43 segments, so the guy's not exactly batting .1000. Anyway, this is mostly a pretty bad hyperactive kids flick with fart jokes and loud monsters. It did have a couple of funny moments (that hip bro training video was pretty hilarious) but overall the jokes fell flat.
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1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0

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Post by VincentPrice » January 20th, 2018, 11:06 am

30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)

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Post by Gorro » January 20th, 2018, 11:20 am

53. Guyver (1991) 4.9 on IMDb - 4.6/10

Kinda entertaining Power Rangers-like movie adaptation of an anime series. The highlight was a morphing scene near the end. The second one is a bit better, but doesn't qualify for this challenge.
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1. Geostorm (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6/10
2. Der Schweigende Stern (1960) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.8/10
3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.6 on IMDb - 1.6/10
4. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb - 2.1/10
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb - 1.1/10
6. The Room (2003) 3.6 on IMDb - 1.2/10
7. Leatherface (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.2 / 10
8. Troll 2 (1990) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.8 / 10
9. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6 / 10
10. Son of the Mask (2005) 2.2 on IMDb - 1.3 / 10
11. Steel (1997) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.7 / 10
12. The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 4.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10
13. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) 3.0 on IMDb - 2.3/10
14. Darkman II: The Return of Durand (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.3/10
15. Darkman III: Die Durand Die (1996) 4.4 on IMDb - 3.5/10
16. The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.7/10
17. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 4.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
18. The Swamp Thing (1982) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
19. The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.8/10
20. Masters of the Universe (1987) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.2/10
21. The Fantastic Four (1994) 3.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
22. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.6/10
23. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
24. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.5/10
25. Super Mario Bros. (1993) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.6/10
26. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.5/10
27. Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.8/10
28. American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.6/10
29. American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.5/10
30. American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6 / 10
31. The Snowman (2017) 5.2 on IMDb - 3.2 / 10
32. American Pie Presents the Book of Love (2009) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.2/10
33. Wonder Woman (1974) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.8/10
34. Wonder Woman (2011) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.2/10
35. Man-Thing (2005) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.0/IMDb
36. Captain America (1979) 3.8 on IMDb - 3.9/10
37. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.9/10
38. Captain America (1990) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.5/10
39. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6/10
40. Uchû daikaijû Girara (X From Outer Space) (1967] 4.9 on IMDb - 3.3/10
41. Sheena (1984) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.4/10
42. Generation X (1996) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.4/10
43. Dr. Strange (1978) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.7/10
44. Megaforce (1982) 3.5 on IMDb - 3.9/10
45. Flatliners (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.7/10
46. Justice League of America (1997) 3.1 on IMDb - 1.4/10
47. Journey to the West: The Demon Chapter (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.6/10
48. Zhan lang (Wolf Warrior) (2015) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.4 on IMDb - 4.4/10
49. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.6/10
50. Blankman (1994) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
51. Max Steel (2016) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10
52. Zoom (2006) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.9/10

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Post by klaus78 » January 20th, 2018, 11:42 am

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1. The Room (2003) 4/10 [3.6 on IMDb]
2. Body Melt (1993) 5/10 [5.0 on IMDb]
3. Il mondo di Yor [Yor, the Hunter from the Future] (1983) 4/10 [4.2 on IMDb]
4. I criminali della galassia [Wild, Wild Planet] (1966) 4/10 [4.6 on IMDb]
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 5/10 [2.4 on IMDb]
6. Santa Claus (1959) 1/10 [2.5 on IMDb]

Average IMDb rating: 3.72
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Post by Mate_cosido » January 20th, 2018, 7:51 pm

5. Troll 2 (1990, Claudio Fragasso) 2.8 on IMDb - 5.5/10
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1. In the Wake of the Bounty (1933, Charles Chauvel) 5.1 on IMDb - 6/10

2. Gong gui zai - Red Spell Spells Red (1983, Titus Ho) 5.3 on IMDb - 7/10

3. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961, Coleman Francis) 2.4 on IMDb - 6/10

4. La noche de Walpurgis - The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman (1971, León Klimovsky) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.5/10

5. Troll 2 (1990, Claudio Fragasso) 2.8 on IMDb - 5.5/10

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Post by India Istanbul » January 20th, 2018, 8:30 pm

17. The Head 5.3 on imdb
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1. Mutiny in Outer Space (1965) 5.1 on imdb--Fabulous space fungus and good acting, good script. Rating: 8
2. The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1963) 4.8 on imdb--Kent Taylor, Marie Windsor and human drama made this a winner. Rating: 8
3. Beyond the Moon (1954) 4.6 on imdb--Great f/x, shoddy story. Rating: 5
4. The Gypsy Moon (1954) 3.9 on imdb--Great f/x, shoddy story. Rating: 5
5. Silver Needle in the Sky (1954) 4.6 on imdb--Great f/x, shoddy story. Rating 5
6. Radar Men From the Moon (1952) 4.5 on imdb
7. Life Returns (1935) 4.2 on imdb
8. Invaders From Space (1965) 4.6 on imdb
9. Atomic Rulers (1965) 4.6 on imdb
10. The Lost Missile (1958) 5.3 on imdb
11. The Frozen Dead (1966) 5.1 on imdb
12. Planet Outlaws (1953) 3.8 on imdb
2. 13. Terror of the Bloodhunters 3.0 in imdb
14. Beyond the Time Barrier 5.3 on imdb
15. Missile to the Moon 3.6 on imdb
16. Cat-Women of the Moon 3.7 on imdb
Average: 4.85

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Post by 72allinncallme » January 20th, 2018, 10:43 pm

Christmas came early this year...

4. Santa Claus (1959) 2.5 on IMDb
5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb

Average IMDb-rating 3.79
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1. Vinyl (1965) 4.9 on IMDb.
2. Shorts, average rating 4.95 on IMDb
3. Help, Help, the Globolinks! (1969) 5.3 on IMDb
4. Santa Claus (1959) 2.5 on IMDb
5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb

Average IMDb-rating 3.79
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Post by Nopros » January 20th, 2018, 10:51 pm

72allinncallme on Jan 20 2018, 03:43:43 PM wrote:5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb
Congrats on completing the worst movie ever made.

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Post by jdidaco » January 20th, 2018, 10:58 pm

20. Hundra (Matt Cimber, 1983) 7.5/10 (4.6)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)
19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)

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Post by 72allinncallme » January 20th, 2018, 11:01 pm

Nopros on Jan 20 2018, 03:51:14 PM wrote:
72allinncallme on Jan 20 2018, 03:43:43 PM wrote:5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb
Congrats on completing the worst movie ever made.
Hmmm, not sure. I’ve seen worse. There is this guy called Malick who has been making crap for several decades now... on mutch bigger budget I might add.

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Post by mathiasa » January 20th, 2018, 11:30 pm

6. Wild Wild West (1999) IMDB:4.8 (My rating: 2.7/10)

Average = 4.75

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Post by psychotronicbeatnik » January 21st, 2018, 1:59 am

57. Starship Rising (2014) Neil Johnson / FTV / Rating: 3+ / IMDb: 2.2

Total: 57
Total IMDb Rating: 223.30
Average IMDb Rating: 3.91

Turkey Challenge:
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1. Zaat (1971) Don Barton, Arnold Stevens / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.5
2. Garm Wars: The Last Druid (2014) Mamoru Oshii / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
3. Attack of the Super Monsters (1982) Toru Sotoyama, Tom Wyner / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.0
4. Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982) Cetin Inanc / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.9
5. Iron Golem (2011) Paul Ziller / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 3.7
6. The Monster (2016) Bryan Bertino / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 5.4
7. The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1963) Maury Dexter / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.8
8. El Desierto (2013) Christoph Behl / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.2
9. Max Steel (2016) Stewart Hendler / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.6
10. Gods of Egypt (2016) Alex Proyas / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.4
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Roland Emmerich / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 5.2
12. Twilight (2008) Catherine Hardwicke / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 5.2
13. Twilight: New Moon (2009) Chris Weitz / FTV / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.7
14. The Emoji Movie (2017) Tony Leondis / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 2.9
15. Twilight: Eclipse (2010) David Slade / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.9
16. Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011) Bill Condon / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 4.9
17. Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) Robert Dyke / FTV / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.4
18. Crash of Moons (1954) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.1
19. The Creeper (1948) Jean Yarbrough / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 5.0
20. Super Mario Bros. (1993) Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton / FTV / Rating: 3 / IMDb: 4.0
21. Queen of Outer Space (1958) Edward Bernds / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.6
22. Sky Pirates (1986) Colin Eggleston / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 4.2
23. Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) Philippe Mora / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.2
24. Robot Monster (1953) Phil Tucker / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.9
25. The Yesterday Machine (1963) Russ Marker / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.1
26. The Creeping Terror (1964) Vic Savage / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.1
27. Night of the Blood Beast (1958) Bernard L. Kowalski / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
28. The Manster (1959) George Breakston, Kenneth Crane / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.4
29. Pharaoh’s Curse (1957) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.7
30. The Time Guardian (1987) Brian Hannant / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 4.3
31. Evil Brain From Outer Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.1
32. The Atomic Brain (1963) Joseph Mascelli, Jack Pollexfen / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.7
33. Horrors of Spider Island (1960) Fritz Bottger / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 2.4
34. Starship (1984) Roger Christian / FTV / Rating: 4 / IMDb: 3.3
35. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962) Joseph Green / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 4.2
36. Battletruck (1982) Harley Cokeliss / Rating: 8 / IMDb: 5.0
37. Don’t Knock Twice (2016) Caradog James / FTV / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.2
38. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) Coleman Francis / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.4
39. Boogeyman (2005) Stephen Kay / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.1
40. From Hell It Came (1957) Dan Milner / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.5
41. Warning From Space (1956) Koji Shima / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 4.4
42. Menace From Outer Space (1956) Hollingsworth Morse / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 3.7
43. Mesa of Lost Women (1953) Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 2.5
44. Tobor the Great (1954) Lee Sholem / FTV / Rating: 5+ / IMDb: 5.2
45. Invaders From Space (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 7+ / IMDb: 4.6
46. Creature With the Atom Brain (1955) Edward L. Cahn / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 5.4
47. They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968) David Bradley / Rating: 4+ / IMDb: 2.5
48. Doomsday Machine (1972) Harry Hope, Lee Sholem, Herbert J. Leder / FTV / Rating: 6+ / IMDb: 2.5
49. The Demons in My Head (1998) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
50. To Become One (2002) Neil Johnson / Rating: 7 IMDb: 3.3
51. The Madmen of Mandoras (1963) David Bradley / Rating: 5 / IMDb: 2.8
52. Man-Thing (2005) Brett Leonard / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 4.0
53. Battlespace (2006) Neil Johnson / Rating: 2 / IMDb: 2.7
54. Atomic Rulers (1965) Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa / FTV / Rating: 6 / IMDb: 4.0
55. The Killer Shrews (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 8+ / IMDb: 3.8
56. The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Ray Kellogg / Rating: 7 / IMDb: 3.3
57. Starship Rising (2014) Neil Johnson / FTV / Rating: 3+ / IMDb: 2.2

Total: 57
Total IMDb Rating: 223.30
Average IMDb Rating: 3.91

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Post by maxwelldeux » January 21st, 2018, 2:27 am

9. Best Friends (1975) - 5.0

Features such stunning logic as "Oh yes - I'm upset that my best friend wants to get married, so I'm going to attempt to rape his fiance. Then he'll see what a slut she is and hang out with me forever!" Sadly, this was the film I watched for this challenge today with the better moral compass...

10. Trip with the Teacher (1975) - 4.1

This film has exactly as much charm as you would think for a film where some random bikers, without any motive, decide to kidnap and rape a bunch of young girls. This is grossly overrated with a 4.1 on IMDB.

Average = 4.24
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1. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) - 4.6
2. Slaughtered (2010) - 3.2
3. Sharknado (2013) - 3.3
4. Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) - 4.1
5. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) - 4.2
6. Mazes and Monsters (1982) - 4.2
7. Pick-up (1975) - 4.8
8. The Teacher (1974) - 4.9
9. Best Friends (1975) - 5.0
10. Trip with the Teacher (1975) - 4.1

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Post by OldAle1 » January 21st, 2018, 3:04 am

Schlock Gone ByShow

Triple-feature of 1950s US Science Fiction - all Double Word Scores being on the SF/Fantasy challenge as well:

1. Unknown World (Terry O. Morse, 1951) 3.9 IMDb rating
2. Mesa of Lost Women (Ron Ormond/Herbert Tevos, 1953) 2.5 IMDb rating
3. Cat-Women of the Moon (Arthur Hilton, 1953) 3.7 IMDb rating

Triple-feature of 1980s Australian Science Fiction - all Triple Words scores on the SF/Fantasy and Oceania challenges

4. Sky Pirates (Colin Eggleston, 1986) 4.2 IMDb rating
5. Starship (Roger Christian, 1984) 3.4 IMDb rating
6. The Time Guardian (Brian Hannant, 1987) 4.3 IMDb rating

60s Italian Triple Feature

7. La strada per Forte Alamo / The Road to Fort Alamo (Mario Bava, 1964) 5.0 IMDb rating
8. Space-Men / Assignment Outer Space (Antonio Margheriti, 1960) 3.4 IMDb rating
9. Il pianeta degli uomini spenti / Battle of the Worlds (Antonio Margheriti, 1961) 4.3 on IMDb

More American schlock from the past 30 years:

10. Nightfall (Paul Mayersberg, 1988) 2.4 IMDb rating
11. Independence Day: Resurgence (Roland Emmerich, 2016) 5.2 IMDb rating
12. Cherry 2000 (Steve DeJarnatt, 1987) 5.4 IMDb rating

Continuing in the sewers of sci-fi, with 2 from W. Lee Wilder, Billy's older and significantly less-talented bro:

13. Phantom From Space (1953) 4.0 on IMDb
14. Killers from Space (1954) 3.1 on IMdb

Roger Corman and His Disciples 3fer:

15. The Wasp Woman (Roger Corman/Jack Hill, 1959) 4.6 on IMDb
16. Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (Curtis Harrington/Pavel Klushantsev (uncr), 1965) 3.6 on IMDb
17. Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (Peter Bogdanovich as Derek Thomas, others uncredited, see below, 1968) 2.7 on IMDb

rounding out the day with an American Eurospy, or something

18. Agent for H.A.R.M. (Gerd Oswald, 1965) 2 on IMDb

more from the endless piles of 50s American sci-fi stupidity

19. Terror from the Year 5000 (Robert J. Gurney Jr., 1958) 2.5 on IMDb
20. War of the Satellites (Roger Corman, 1958) 5.0 on IMDb
21. From the Earth to the Moon (Byron Haskin, 1958) 5.1 on IMDb

another trio of crap from Downunder

22. Incident at Raven's Gate (Rolf de Heer, 1988) 5.4 on IMDb
23. Lost: The Black Earth (James Cole, 2004) 4.3 on IMDb
24. Angel Mine (David Blyth, 1978) 5.0 on IMDb

Four genres of crap from two years and two countries in the 1950s

25. The Brain Eaters (Bruno VeSota, 1958) 4.0 on IMDb
26. Bullwhip (Harmon Jones, 1958) 5.1 on IMDb
27. La momia azteca contra el robot humano / The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (Rafael Portillo, 1958) 2.3 on IMDb
28. Prisoners of the Casbah (Richard Bare, 1958) 5.4 on IMDb

1970s-80s: Action! Crime! Action! Spies! Action! Nazis! Action! Baboons! Action?

29. Laser Mission (BJ Davis, 1989) 3.5 on IMDb
30. Mitchell (Andrew V. McLaglen, 1975) 2.4 on IMDb
31. Order of the Black Eagle (Wolf Keeter, 1987) 4.5 on IMDb

1970s time-travel adventures

32. The Time Machine (Henning Schellerup, 1978) 5.3 on IMDb
33. Idaho Transfer (Peter Fonda, 1973) 5.4 on IMDb

to the center of the earth and to alien brains

34. Alien from L.A. (Albert Pyun, 1988) 3.1 on IMDb
35. Journey to the Center of the Earth (Albert Pyun/Rusty Lemorande, 1988) 2.8 on IMDb
36. The Brain from Planet Arous (Nathan Juran, 1957) 5.3 on IMDb

Eurospies and Asian?-American martialartsvideogame action

37. New York chiama Superdrago / Secret Agent Super Dragon (Giorgio Ferroni, 1966) 2.0 on IMDb
38. Operazione Goldman / Lightning Bolt (Antonio Margheriti, 1966) 4.9 on IMDb
39. Il raggio infernale / Danger!! Death Ray (Gianfranco Baldanello, 1967) 2.2 on IMDb
40. Double Dragon (James Yukich, 1994) 3.7 on IMDb

2 Cormans and a Maniac

41. Gunslinger (Roger Corman, 1956) 3.1 on IMDb
42. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (Roger Corman, 1957) 2.8 on IMDb
43. Maniac (Dwain Esper, 1934) 3.4 on IMDb
Blaxploitation! a few "educational" (but really propaganda) shorts, and more schlock sci-fi from the 80s

44. Mean Johnny Burrows (Fred Williamson, 1976) 5.0 on IMDb

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One of the more pleasant surprises overall of this challenge, this is a really nicely shot (in Cinemascope), interestingly (if not always successfully) edited attempt - I think - at a more serious kind of ghetto drama than Williamson or the genre usually delivered; in the category of films like Across 110th Street or Black Caesar, roughly speaking, in that it tries to have plenty of action and "exploitation' elements, enough to satisfy the audience base, but also say something serious about the black male post-Vietnam experience - the guy who made one or two bad mistakes (hitting a superior officer when provoked, in the first scene) and how this ultimately leads him to be unable to lead a straight life and to succumb to working for mobsters. The first 1/3, with Barrows (director/editor Williamson) barely making it on the street and dreaming of another life - there are lots of artsy edits between cheap bottles of hooch and nice bottles of wine, or flowers, or cars that emphasize the gulf in life between Barrows and the Italian gangsters he will eventually have to deal with - is far and away the best part of the film, and if it had ended up focusing less on violence it might have ended up something great rather than merely something solid and well-above average in a frequently mediocre genre. I think Willliamson must have been conscious of this and he avoids some of the genre cliches - there's no nudity, the violence is less bloody than usual, there's little kung fu and not a lot of language - but ultimately the last third is too familiar. Still it's got a knockout, bleak ending and is one of the more pessimistic and dark entries in the cycle. I'll give it a 7 but I may be underrating it a little.

45. Lady Cocoa (Matt Cimber, 1975) 4.7 on IMDb

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Lola Falana plays essentially a mob informer / ex-girlfriend being protected by a couple of cops and then on the run with one of them in a fairly routine film enlivened mostly by it's North Lake Tahoe, NV shooting location - much of it in a casino that I'm guessing is no longer there - and lead performances from Falana and Gene Washington as the cop who of course ends up falling for her. Lots and lots of nudity and action here, and your enjoyment will probably depend mostly on how much you like seeing Falana (cute but a bit too thin here) and listening to her probably deliberately irritating loudmouth character. Very, very predictable last act but a good long car chase and the elements I've already mentioned make it at least watchable. 5 from me.

46. Mandinga (Mario Pinzauit, 1976) 3.2 on IMDb

Really terrible Italian blaxploit/soft-core porno with various white slave owners, wives of slave owners, children of slave owners abusing, lusting after, bedding, beating, killing, loving their slaves. There are 7 or 8 fairly explicit - as explicit as you get in something that doesn't actually show penetration, or at least I think it was, the copy was pretty fuzzy - sex scenes and if you've seen 1975's Mandingo which this was obviously ripped off from you'll have an idea where this is going. Not the worst-made film of this quest but possibly the least enjoyable, at least by the time I got to the 3rd or 4th sex scene and started to get bored with those. 2 is the most it deserves.

47. SHORTS average rating 4.225 on IMDb

a) Girls Beware (1961) Sid Davis production, nothing like the infamous Boys Beware though; this is about not getting rides from strangers, and is actually not bad or offensive as information, though it's poorly made and portentous as all Davis stuff that I've seen has been. 5.1 IMDb, my rating 4
b) The Terrible Truth (1951) another Sid Davis, this one on the evils of Mary Jane, and less honest and more overtly propaganda than the previous. 3.4 on IMDb, 3 from me
c) LSD: Insight or Insanity (1967) like the above, scurrilous lying propaganda, but this doesn't even get to talking about drugs until 1/3 of the way through. 4.6 on IMDb, 2 from me
d) Know for Sure (1941) - directed by Lewis Milestone and featuring actors like Ward Bond for gosh sakes, this is a stop syphilis film that is actually not so awful as an educational piece until you realize how it's only aimed at - and only seems to take seriously - men. 3.8 on IMDb, 3 frome me.

Run times 10-10-18-23 minutes, 61 minutes total.

48. Prisoners of the Lost Universe (Terry Marcel, 1983) 3.7 on IMDb

Crank scientist Kenneth Hendel believes he has found a portal into another world; perky reporter Kay Lenz who is at his house/lab in Hollywood to interview him along with movie FX guy Richard Hatch end up caught in the matrix as it were and also go to the mysterious world, where time runs differently and people have different weapons and a couple of foods are not the same - but otherwise it's your standard medieval-earth fantasy world. The different time rate means that the scientist who came through a few minutes before the others has actually spent a year in his new environs, and has hooked up with would-be warlord John Saxon, giving him gunpowder and such, and our hero and heroine have to save the day along with a few other misfits they meet along the way. Reasonably creative on it's very low budget with a couple of OK action scenes, but ultimately it's routine and none of the actors seem to much care. 4 from me.



Average IMDb rating so far (48): 3.916
Average OldAle rating so far (48): 4.02
Here's to the fools who dream.

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Post by VincentPrice » January 21st, 2018, 3:11 am

31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)

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Post by flavo5000 » January 21st, 2018, 5:42 am

We'll start things off with another trip into kiddie Hell...

CHIPMUNKS AND A DOG KIDS CRAP-ATHON
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78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 2.5
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
My Rating: 2
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
My Rating: 2
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
My Rating: 3.5
Holy Hell... The Chipmunks movies started shrill and annoying and went downhill from there. Jason Lee's always been kind of a ham, so I can see him doing this. But David Cross? Damn. What a guy will do for a paycheck...
And Scooby Doo 2 was more of the same. One thing I will give both movies credit for is the lavish set design and a handful of jokes landing. But for the most part, they fall into the same bucket as the Chipmunks movies of scatalogical jokes and random pop songs built to jazz up kids.

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82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
My Rating: 4
And here I thought Larry Cohen's Q was the only Quetzacoatl-themed, murderous flying monster movie. This one is SUPER low budget and features a crazed archaeologist who started siccing the Quetzacoatl flying serpent on people to greedily protect an Aztec treasure he discovers. Way too talky but Zucco as the archaeologist is fairly entertaining despite this incredibly terrible flying serpent effect (basically a fuzzy model on a a visible string).

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83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
My Rating: 3
Basically Porky's with a ghost, it's about a hornball who dies in a car accident while trying to find a condom so he can get laid then comes back and as a ghost to pick up where he left off. Meandering and borderline plotless in places like a lot of these 80's sex comedies, I think you already know if you dig this kind of movie or not.

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84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9
My Rating: 4.5
Huh.. Not sure why this one has such a low IMDB score. It's pretty mediocre at the end of the day with WAY too much filler including needless exposition and pointless shots of people wandering around but does have a nice "evil family secret" and "mad doctor" plot with an amusingly over-the-top finale.
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1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9

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Post by sol » January 21st, 2018, 10:56 am

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1. Satan's Little Helper (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
2. Big Momma's House (2000) 5.1 on IMDb
3. Inn of the Damned (1975) 4.8 on IMDb
4. The Runestone (1991) 5.0 on IMDb
5. Skidoo (1968) 4.9 on IMDb
6. Child Bride (1938) 4.6 on IMDb
7. The Oscar (1966) 5.1 on IMDb
8. Alison's Birthday (1981) 5.0 on IMDb
9. Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
10. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) 4.8 on IMDb
11. Spaced Invaders (1990) 5.3 on IMDb
12. Stiletto Dance (2001) 5.4 on IMDb
13. Galaxy of Terror (1981) 5.1 on IMDb
14. Frogs (1972) 4.3 on IMDb
15. Cyborg (1989) 5.0 on IMDb
16. Sexplorer (1975) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
18. Alvin Rides Again (1974) 4.4 on IMDb
19. Melvin, Son of Alvin (1984) 5.4 on IMDb
20. Microwave Massacre (1986) 3.9 on IMDb
21. Grim Prairie Tales (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
22. Casino Royale (1967) 5.2 on IMDb REVISION
23. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
24. Morons from Outer Space (1985) 4.5 on IMDb REVISION
25. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) 4.6 on IMDb
26. Twixt (2011) 4.8 on IMDb
27. Disorderlies (1987) 4.9 on IMDb

Silly but enjoyable comedy with an 83-year-old Ralph Bellamy in very strong form. The scene in which two of the title characters use an unbent coat hanger to drive a car from the backseat needs to be seen to be believed. None of the other gags are quite as imaginative as this, but it is a harmless little comedy that deserves a higher IMDb score.

Average IMDb rating so far: 4.82 / 10
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Post by maxwelldeux » January 21st, 2018, 11:10 am

flavo5000 on Jan 20 2018, 10:42:21 PM wrote:We'll start things off with another trip into kiddie Hell...

CHIPMUNKS AND A DOG KIDS CRAP-ATHON
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 2.5
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
My Rating: 2
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
My Rating: 2
I'm sorry, but I have to ask - why? Were you satisfying some family obligation? Are you experiencing acute low-frequency hearing loss? Did you have an intense need to punch yourself in your brain, but your arms were too tired to cooperate?

We're here to help if you need it. Just ask.

PS: The safety word is "banana"

(But seriously, even as someone who's watching the Sharknado series, the Chipmunks just make me feel bad for you... :turned: ;)

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Post by te18 » January 21st, 2018, 11:45 am

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35. Harbinger Down (2015) 4.5 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10

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36. The Slayer (1982) 4.8 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10

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37. Arena (1989) 5.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10


Average IMDb rating: 3.67
136 / 37 = 3.67Show
1. Stinger (2005) 1.9 on IMDb; My Rating: 1/10
2. Pocket Ninjas (1997) 1.5 on IMDb; My Rating: 1/10
3. It's Pat: The Movie (1994) 2.6 on IMDb; My Rating: 5/10
4. Ninja Vengeance (1988) 2.2 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
5. House of the Dead (2003) 2.0 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
6. Wish Upon (2017) 5.1 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
7. Ice Cream Man (1995) 4.9 on IMDb; My Rating: 5/10
8. Raptor Ranch (2013) 3.0 on IMDb; My Rating: 1/10
9. Chance (1990) 5.0 on IMDb;My Rating: 6/10
10. Ed (1996) 2.6 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
11. Lycan (2017) 3.5 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
12. The Ghosts of Edendale (2003) 3.8 on IMDb; My Rating: 1/10
13. Warm Summer Rain (1989) 4.9 on IMDB; My Rating: 4/10
14. Plankton (1994) 4.6 on IMDb; My Rating: 5/10
15. The Bog Creatures (2003) 2.5 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
16. Underground (2011) 3.9 on IMDb; My Rating: 1/10
17. The Reverend (2011) 4.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 2/10
18. Ultimax Force (1987) 5.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 5/10 *rewatch
19. The Terminators (2009) 2.1 on IMDb; My Ratings: 3/10
20. Captain America (1990) 3.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
21. Speed Demon (2003) 1.9 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
22. Dying God (2008) 2.6 on IMDb; My Rating: 2/10
23. Enemy Gold (1993) 4.4 on IMDb; My Rating: 6/10
24. The Witches of Sappho Salon (2003) 3.8 out of 10; My Rating: 6/10
25. Night Skies (2007) 4.7 on IMDb; My Rating: 6/10 *rewatch
26. I Downloaded a Ghost (2004) 4.4 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
27. Prehysteria! (1993) 4.0 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
28. Alien from the Deep (1989) 3.9 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
29. Prehysteria! 2 (1994) 3.7 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
30. Prehysteria! 3 (1995) 3.5 on IMDb; My Rating: 6/10
31. Milfs vs. Zombies (2015) 3.0 on IMDb; My Rating: 1/10
32. Eve of Destruction (1991) 4.8 on IMDb; My Rating: 5/10
33. Fear Runs Silent (2000) 3.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 3/10
34. Night Trap (1993) 4.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
35. Harbinger Down (2015) 4.5 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
36. The Slayer (1982) 4.8 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10
37. Arena (1989) 5.3 on IMDb; My Rating: 4/10

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Post by VincentPrice » January 21st, 2018, 12:15 pm

32. Rough Night-2017: 7/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
33. Vengeance: A Love Story-2017: 8/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
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1. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies-2016: 7/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
2. Don't Sleep-2017: 2/10 (3.2 on IMDB)
3. Terminal Island-1973: 8/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
4. Vampire in Brooklyn-1995: 6/10 (4.5 on IMDB)
5. Primeval-2007: 6/10 (4.7 on IMDB)
6. Queen of Outer Space-1958: 6/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
7. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman-1958: 6/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
8. Don't Knock Twice-2016: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
9. Patient-2016: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
10. The Caretaker-2016: 3/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
11. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies-2012: 2/10 (3.1 on IMDB)
12. The Invisible Boy-1957: 6/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
13. Gymkata-1985: 7/10 (4.2 on IMDB)
14. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer-1998: 4/10 (4.6 on IMDB)
15. The Twilight People-1972: 6/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
16. Fight Valley-2016: 2/10 (2.8 on IMDB)
17. The Dark Tapes-2016: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
18. King Kong Lives-1986: 7/10 (3.8 on IMDB)
19. Dracula 2000-2000: 6/10 (4.9 on IMDB
20. Sniper 2-2002: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB))
21. Resident Evil: Retribution-2012: 6/10 (5.4 on IMDB)
22. Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell-2001: 3/10 (3.6 on IMDB)
23. Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled-2002: 3/10 (4.0 on IMDB)
24. Blood Salvage-1990: 8/10 (5.0 on IMDB)
25. Sniper: Special Ops-2016: 4/10 (3.3 on IMDB)
26. The Eyes-2017: 7/10 (4.8 on IMDB)
27. Refuge-2013: 6/10 (5.2 on IMDB)
28. Ghosts of Mars-2001: 9/10 (4.9 on IMDB)
29. Death Spa-1988: 8/10 (5.1 on IMDB)
30. Sniper 3-2004: 4/10 (5.3 on IMDB)
31. Totem-2017: 4/10 (4.4 on IMDB)
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Post by flavo5000 » January 21st, 2018, 3:37 pm

maxwelldeux on Jan 21 2018, 04:10:34 AM wrote:
flavo5000 on Jan 20 2018, 10:42:21 PM wrote:We'll start things off with another trip into kiddie Hell...

CHIPMUNKS AND A DOG KIDS CRAP-ATHON
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
My Rating: 2.5
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
My Rating: 2
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
My Rating: 2
I'm sorry, but I have to ask - why? Were you satisfying some family obligation? Are you experiencing acute low-frequency hearing loss? Did you have an intense need to punch yourself in your brain, but your arms were too tired to cooperate?

We're here to help if you need it. Just ask.

PS: The safety word is "banana"

(But seriously, even as someone who's watching the Sharknado series, the Chipmunks just make me feel bad for you... :turned: ;)
We're all home sick with the flu, so my 4-year-old is picking some of the movies. I made the mistake of letting him watch the first Chipmunks movie and he demanded to watch more of them... :down:

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Post by OldAle1 » January 21st, 2018, 7:24 pm

Some fun statistics for those who want to dive in deep into a filmography or two for this challenge - or later iterations (please let it be yearly!)

20 of director Bert I. Gordon's 22 features are eligible for this poll.
27 of director Roger Corman's 56 features are eligible, and 248 films that he produced are.
28 of director Uwe Boll's 32 features or videos are eligible.
11 of director Ed Wood's 12 features are eligible (the one that's not is a porno with less than 100 votes called The Young Marrieds - anybody seen it?)

45 of actor Steven Seagal's 55 features or video features are eligible (plus several episodes of TV series he's done).
75 of actor John Carradine's 223 features are eligible.

That's a lot of crap!
Here's to the fools who dream.

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Post by maxwelldeux » January 21st, 2018, 8:23 pm

flavo5000 on Jan 21 2018, 08:37:09 AM wrote:We're all home sick with the flu, so my 4-year-old is picking some of the movies. I made the mistake of letting him watch the first Chipmunks movie and he demanded to watch more of them... :down:
I suppose that's reasonable then. :P At least your 4-year-old can pick movies that count for one of the challenges...

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Post by mathiasa » January 21st, 2018, 9:19 pm

7. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse IMDB:4.9

Average = 4.8

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Post by jdidaco » January 21st, 2018, 10:56 pm

21. Poltergeyst-90 (Poltergeist-90, Vladislav Semernin & Boris Zagryazhsky, 1991) 5/10 (4.8)

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1. Beyond the Time Barrier (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1960) 7/10 (5.3)
2. Tayna vechnoy nochi (The Mystery of the Eternal Night, Abram Room & Dmitriy Vasilev, 1956) 7/10 (5.2)
3. La maldición de Frankenstein (The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein, Jesús Franco, 1973) 8.5/10 (5.3)
4. How to Make a Monster (Herbert L. Strock, 1958) 6/10 (5.3)
5. El hombre que logró ser invisible (The New Invisible Man, Alfredo B. Crevenna, 1958) 6.5/10 (5.4)
6. Asaruto gâruzu (Assault Girls, Mamoru Oshii, 2009) 5/10 (3.8)
7. The Strange World of Planet X (Gilbert Gunn, 1958) 5/10 (4.9)
8. The Last Border - viimeisellä rajalla (The Last Border, Mika Kaurismäki, 1993) 4.5/10 (4.4)
9. Je suis une nymphomane (I Am a Nymphomaniac, Max Pécas, 1971) 7/10 (4.8)
10. Chikan densha: Gokuhi honban (Sexy Timetrip Ninjas, Yôjirô Takita, 1984) 6/10 (5.4)
11. Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man, Ho Meng Hua, 1977) 5/10 (5.4)
12. Teknolust (Lynn Hershman-Leeson, 2002) 8/10 (5.3)
13. Diesel (Robert Kramer, 1985) 6.5/10 (4.4)
14. Supergirl - Das Mädchen von den Sternen (Supergirl, Rudolf Thome, 1971) 8/10 (5.2)
15. The City Under the Sea (Jacques Tourneur, 1965) 6/10 (5.4)
16. Memoirs of a Survivor (David Gladwell, 1981) 7/10 (5.3)
17. Ein Unsichtbarer geht durch die Stadt (An Invisible Man Goes Through the City, Harry Piel, 1933) 7/10 (5.1)
18. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (Abel Ferrara, 2011) 8/10 (4.5)
19. The Green Slime/Ganmâ dai-3-gô: Uchû daisakusen (Kinji Fukasaku, 1968) 5.5/10 (4.6)
20. Hundra (Matt Cimber, 1983) 7.5/10 (4.6)

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Post by 72allinncallme » January 21st, 2018, 11:57 pm

6. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb


Average IMDb-rating 3.641
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1. Vinyl (1965) 4.9 on IMDb.
2. Shorts, average rating 4.95 on IMDb
3. Help, Help, the Globolinks! (1969) 5.3 on IMDb
4. Santa Claus (1959) 2.5 on IMDb
5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) 1.3 on IMDb
6. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb

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Post by lynchs » January 22nd, 2018, 12:37 am

40. :teehee: Annabelle partagée (Francesca Comencini, 1991) 4.5 on IMDB

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my rating: 9/10
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Post by flavo5000 » January 22nd, 2018, 6:00 am

Corman Sci-fi Horror Grindhouse Experience!
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85. The Terror Within (1989) IMDB: 4.9
My Rating: 3.5
86. Dead Space (1991) IMDB: 3.4
My Rating: 3
I watched these on a Roger Corman DVD that included a grindhouse experience with trailers and an intermission. I like when they include that feature even if the movies themselves are garbage. The Terror Within and Dead Space both played out like blatant rip offs of Alien. The Terror Within is mostly just an alien crawling around in vents attacking people and not much else. The acting was mostly bad and the monster suit paled in comparison to Giger's design but still looked decent on a budget. Dead Space on the other hand had such garbage effects that the monster was rarely even show on camera, instead shown with brief glimpses of swinging limbs awkwardly poking around. It does feature a very early performance from Bryan Cranston as one of the scientists responsible for the mutating virus and Marc Singer is there as well not being The Beastmaster. Ironically the trailers for Galaxy of Terror and Forbidden World as part of The Grindhouse Experience just reminded me that there are better Alien ripoffs out there.

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87. Uchû daikaijû Girara (1967) IMDB: 4.9
My Rating: 4
This has got to be one of the cheapest, crappiest looking kaiju movies I've ever seen. Still even the dorkiest kaiju has a little charm and this one is no exception. Also fear not, like most kaiju movies, there are lots of shots of people sitting in important-looking rooms vomiting exposition dumps that are barely relevant to the monster attacking the city.

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88. Carnage (1984) IMDB: 2.9
My Rating: 2.5 (for a Milligan it's maybe about a 5.5 or 6)
Well, well, well.. Looks like somebody gave Andy Milligan a couple hundred extra bucks to shoot this flick about newlyweds tormented by newlywed ghosts, although Milligan still fucks it up in all the usual Milligan ways with poor framing, bad acting, bad lighting, etc.

KID CRAP DAY THREE!
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89. Mars Needs Moms (2011) IMDB: 5.4
My Rating: 5
90. The Jungle Book 2 (2003) IMDB: 5.4
My Rating: 4
91. The Smurfs 2 (2013) IMDB: 5.4
My Rating: 4
Well, Mars Needs Moms wasn't terrible with some actively good animation outside the creepy uncanny valley humans. The plot was super predictable though and I didn't like the lame, hippie ending. Jungle Book 2 was pretty much a blatant rehash of the first movie, attempting the hit all the same beats (Mowgli hangs out with Baloo, tangles with a boa, faces off against Shere Khan... I mean, they even sing Bare Necessities at least a couple of times) making it pretty inessential. The Smurfs 2 was along a similar line to stuff like the live action/animation hybrid of Alvin & The Chipmunks although not quite as terrible, avoiding most of the constant hip slang and teen pop music the former was littered with. Hank Azaria is the kind of hams in this one though and annoyed the shit out of me.

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92. Freejack (1992) IMDB: 5.3
My Rating: 6
Man, Mick Jagger is a bad actor. Otherwise this is actually a pretty decent sci-fi action flick that has a couple of decent ideas without getting boring.
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1. Ra.One (2011) IMDB: 4.8
2. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) IMDB: 5.3
3. Zombies on Broadway (1945) IMDB: 5.2
4. The Erotic Witch Project (2000) IMDB: 5.1
5. Arena (1989) IMDB: 5.2
6. Nightfall (1988) IMDB: 2.5
7. Cementerio del terror (1985) IMDB: 5.2
8. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) IMDB: 5.3
9. The Nest (1988) IMDB: 5.2
10. Electrosex 1975 (1970) IMDB: 3.1
11. The Sword of the Barbarians (1982) IMDB: 3.9
12. Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) IMDB: 5.3
13. Indecent Desires (1968) IMDB: 5.4
14. Gulliver's Travels (2010) IMDB: 4.9
15. Jellyfish Eyes (2013) IMDB: 4.8
16. Cats & Dogs (2001) IMDB: 5.1
17. Konchû daisensô (1968) a.k.a. Genocide IMDB: 4.9
18. Queen of Outer Space (1958) IMDB: 4.5
19. Flesh Feast (1970) IMDB: 2.1
20a. Pupa (2014) Episode 1-12 IMDB: 3.1
20b. Rifftrax: The Flying Saucer Mystery (1950) IMDB: 4.8
21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) IMDB: 5.2
22. O Segredo da Múmia (1982) IMDB: 5.0
23. Captain America (1979) IMDB: 3.7
24. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) IMDB: 3.8
25. Captain America (1990) IMDB: 3.3
26. 3 dev adam (1973) IMDB: 5.0
27. Asaruto gâruzu (2009) IMDB: 3.8
28. Mega Piranha (2010) IMDB: 2.4
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970) IMDB: 3.8
30. Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) IMDB: 4.5
31. Brides of Blood (!968) IMDB: 5.1
32. Starcrash (1978) IMDB: 3.9
33. Sleepwalk (9186) IMDB: 5.4
34. The Tuxedo (2002) IMDB: 5.3
35. Rasen (1998) IMDB: 5.3
36. A Clockwork Blue (1972) IMDB: 4.8
37. Invisible Invaders (1959) IMDB: 5.0
38. Glen and Randa (1971) IMDB: 3.8
39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) IMDB: 5.1
40. Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) IMDB: 4.1
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) IMDB: 5.2
42. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) IMDB: 5.0
43. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016) IMDB: 5.4
44. Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) IMDB: 3.8
45. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972) IMDB: 1.9
46. Frankenstein - 1970 (1958) IMDB: 4.6
47. La tumba de la isla maldita (1973) IMDB: 4.0
48. Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) IMDB: 4.8
49. Blood (1974) IMDB: 5.0
50. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) IMDB: 5.1
51. 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2011) IMDB: 4.5
52. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) IMDB: 3.4
53. Legacy of Satan (1974) IMDB: 4.0
54. The Food of the Gods (1976) IMDB: 4.3
55. Zombi Holocaust (1980) IMDB: 5.3
56. Hell of the Living Dead (1980) IMDB: 4.9
57. The Frozen Dead (1966) IMDB: 5.1
58. Dark Sanity (1982) IMDB: 3.4
59. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) IMDB: 4.2
60. Supersoul Brother (1978) IMDB: 4.0
61. New Rose Hotel (1998) IMDB: 4.9
62. Sheena (1984) IMDB: 4.8
63. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) IMDB: 2.7
64. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) IMDB: 3.7
65. Edward Penishands (1991) IMDB: 5.1
66. The Visitor (1979) IMDB: 4.9
67. Pulse (2006) IMDB: 4.7
68. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) IMDB: 3.7
69-72. Fantasista Doll (2013) Ep. 1-12 IMDB: 5.1
73. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) IMDB: 5.1
74. Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) IMDB: 5.4
75. Cheonsamong (2001) IMDB: 3.9
76. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) IMDB: 5.0
77. Scooby-Doo (2002) IMDB: 5.0
78. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) IMDB: 5.2
79. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) IMDB: 4.5
80. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) IMDB: 4.4
81. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) IMDB: 5.0
82. The Flying Serpent (1946) IMDB: 4.9
83. School Spirit (1985) IMDB: 4.6
84. House of the Living Dead (1974) IMDB: 2.9
85. The Terror Within (1989) IMDB: 4.9
86. Dead Space (1991) IMDB: 3.4
87. Uchû daikaijû Girara (1967) IMDB: 4.9
88. Carnage (1984) IMDB: 2.9
89. Mars Needs Moms (2011) IMDB: 5.4
90. The Jungle Book 2 (2003) IMDB: 5.4
91. The Smurfs 2 (2013) IMDB: 5.4
92. Freejack (1992) IMDB: 5.3

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Post by Gorro » January 22nd, 2018, 12:53 pm

My quest to see every crappy superhero movie ever made continued on saturday:

54. Pootie Tang (2001) 5.2 on IMDb - 4.3/10

Turned out not to be a superhero movie, but just a vigilante type deal. R&B/Hiphop from that time period is my guilty pleasure music, so that aspect of the movie was fine. The comedy I didn't care for that much aside from a few moment.

55. Underdog (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10

The obligatory dog version of a superhero movie. Peter Dinklage's supervillain performance is kinda enjoyable.

56. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3D 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10

If you move into the freedom of a dreamworld, at least make it pretty, not this obnoxious CGI crap.

On sunday the theme was mostly scantily clad superheroines in dubious movies, but I started with:

57. Konchû daisensô (Genocide) (1968) 4.9 on IMDb - 5.2/10

Kinda enjoyed this insect-horror movie. Much better than the Kaiju movie from the same director from the Criterion Eclipse box.

58. Black Scorpion (1995) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.0/10

Blatant Batman ripoff. The first outing is not that bad.

59. Black Scorpion II: Aftershock (1996) 3.3 on IMDb - 1.8/10

However, the second is absolutely terrible. I was so annoyed by the villains.

60. Electra (1996) 3.4 on IMDb - 2.6/10

Erotic superhero movie where the superpowers are sexually transmittable. Terrible acting and no tension.

61. Vampirella (1996) 3.7 on IMDb - 4.1/10

Here the acting is equally bad, but the ridiculousness of the whole thing made it quite entertaining.

62. Deathstalker (1983) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.5/10

The actors and actresses are more reluctant to wearing clothes than those in Electra. Silly sword-and-sorcery stuff.
Average on IMDb: 265.8 / 62 = 4.29 | Mine: 207.6 / 62 = 3.35Show
1. Geostorm (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6/10
2. Der Schweigende Stern (1960) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.8/10
3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.6 on IMDb - 1.6/10
4. Robot Monster (1953) 2.9 on IMDb - 2.1/10
5. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 2.4 on IMDb - 1.1/10
6. The Room (2003) 3.6 on IMDb - 1.2/10
7. Leatherface (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.2 / 10
8. Troll 2 (1990) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.8 / 10
9. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6 / 10
10. Son of the Mask (2005) 2.2 on IMDb - 1.3 / 10
11. Steel (1997) 2.8 on IMDb - 1.7 / 10
12. The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 4.6 on IMDb - 3.0/10
13. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) 3.0 on IMDb - 2.3/10
14. Darkman II: The Return of Durand (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.3/10
15. Darkman III: Die Durand Die (1996) 4.4 on IMDb - 3.5/10
16. The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.7/10
17. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 4.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
18. The Swamp Thing (1982) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.5/10
19. The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.8/10
20. Masters of the Universe (1987) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.2/10
21. The Fantastic Four (1994) 3.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
22. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 5.1 on IMDb - 4.6/10
23. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 3.5 on IMDb - 2.4/10
24. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.5/10
25. Super Mario Bros. (1993) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.6/10
26. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 4.0 on IMDb - 2.5/10
27. Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994) 4.4 on IMDb - 2.8/10
28. American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.6/10
29. American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.5/10
30. American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) 5.4 on IMDb - 3.6 / 10
31. The Snowman (2017) 5.2 on IMDb - 3.2 / 10
32. American Pie Presents the Book of Love (2009) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.2/10
33. Wonder Woman (1974) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.8/10
34. Wonder Woman (2011) 4.5 on IMDb - 3.2/10
35. Man-Thing (2005) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.0/IMDb
36. Captain America (1979) 3.8 on IMDb - 3.9/10
37. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) 4.0 on IMDb - 3.9/10
38. Captain America (1990) 3.3 on IMDb - 2.5/10
39. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) 3.7 on IMDb - 2.6/10
40. Uchû daikaijû Girara (X From Outer Space) (1967] 4.9 on IMDb - 3.3/10
41. Sheena (1984) 4.8 on IMDb - 4.4/10
42. Generation X (1996) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.4/10
43. Dr. Strange (1978) 5.4 on IMDb - 4.7/10
44. Megaforce (1982) 3.5 on IMDb - 3.9/10
45. Flatliners (2017) 5.1 on IMDb - 3.7/10
46. Justice League of America (1997) 3.1 on IMDb - 1.4/10
47. Journey to the West: The Demon Chapter (2017) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.6/10
48. Zhan lang (Wolf Warrior) (2015) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.4 on IMDb - 4.4/10
49. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.6/10
50. Blankman (1994) 4.9 on IMDb - 3.8/10
51. Max Steel (2016) 4.8 on IMDb - 3.5/10
52. Zoom (2006) 4.3 on IMDb - 3.9/10
53. Guyver (1991) 4.9 on IMDb - 4.6/10

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Post by sol » January 22nd, 2018, 1:26 pm

Already SeenShow
1. Satan's Little Helper (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
2. Big Momma's House (2000) 5.1 on IMDb
3. Inn of the Damned (1975) 4.8 on IMDb
4. The Runestone (1991) 5.0 on IMDb
5. Skidoo (1968) 4.9 on IMDb
6. Child Bride (1938) 4.6 on IMDb
7. The Oscar (1966) 5.1 on IMDb
8. Alison's Birthday (1981) 5.0 on IMDb
9. Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
10. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) 4.8 on IMDb
11. Spaced Invaders (1990) 5.3 on IMDb
12. Stiletto Dance (2001) 5.4 on IMDb
13. Galaxy of Terror (1981) 5.1 on IMDb
14. Frogs (1972) 4.3 on IMDb
15. Cyborg (1989) 5.0 on IMDb
16. Sexplorer (1975) 5.1 on IMDb
17. Blood Freak (1972) 3.6 on IMDb
18. Alvin Rides Again (1974) 4.4 on IMDb
19. Melvin, Son of Alvin (1984) 5.4 on IMDb
20. Microwave Massacre (1986) 3.9 on IMDb
21. Grim Prairie Tales (1990) 5.4 on IMDb
22. Casino Royale (1967) 5.2 on IMDb REVISION
23. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004) 5.3 on IMDb
24. Morons from Outer Space (1985) 4.5 on IMDb REVISION
25. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982) 4.6 on IMDb
26. Twixt (2011) 4.8 on IMDb
27. Disorderlies (1987) 4.9 on IMDb
28. Gwendoline (1984) 5.2 on IMDb

Really fun adventure film that becomes delightfully more WTF as it progresses; starts off like Raiders of the Lost Ark and ends up more like Casino Royale (1967) complete with a meticulously constructed underground lair. Great costumes too, and Tawny Kitaen is alluring even she is not scantily clad, thanks largely to the way the manages to mix vulnerability and determination into the one performance.

Average IMDb rating so far: 4.84 / 10
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Post by ChrisReynolds » January 22nd, 2018, 4:30 pm

Previously watched...Show
1. Boxing Helena (Lynch, 1993) 4.6 on IMDb 2/10
2. Spring Breakers (Korine, 2012) 5.3 on IMDb 6/10
3. Headless (Cullipher, 2015) 5.2 on IMDb 5/10
4. Storage 24 (Roberts, 2012) 4.4 on IMDb 3/10
5. Def by Temptation (Bond, 1990) 4.5 on IMDb 3/10
6. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
6a. 6/64: Mama und Papa (Materialaktion Otto Mühl) / 6/64: Mom and Dad (An Otto Mühl Happening) (Kren, 1964) [4 mins] 4.7 on IMDb 1/10
6b. Selective Service System (Haack, 1970) [13 mins] 4.5 on IMDb 4/10
6c. T.G.: Psychic Rally in Heaven (Jarman, 1981) [8 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 3/10
6d. Blow Job (Warhol, 1963) [35 mins] 4.8 on IMDb 2/10
7. Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane / Plane Dead (Thomas, 2007) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
8. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (Hamedani, 2009) 5.1 on IMDb 3/10
9. Shorts [Total time = 60 mins]
9a. Place de l'Opéra (Lumière, 1897) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9b. Chamonix: Le Mauvais Pas (1901) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9c. Paris, Champs-Elysées (voitures) (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.4 on IMDb
9d. Retour d'une promenade en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9e. Balançoires (1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9f. Intérieur d'une imprimerie (tirage d'une épreuve) (1899) [1 min] 5.3 on IMDb
9g. Bains en mer (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9h. Le maréchal-ferrant (1895) [1 min] 5.2 on IMDb
9i. Alger: rue Bab-Azoun (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9j. Radeau avec baigneurs (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.0 on IMDb
9k. Débarquement d'une mouche (1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9l. Débarquement (Lumière, 1896) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9m. Stockholm, entrée de l'exposition (Promio, 1897) [1 min] 5.1 on IMDb
9n. Fêtes franco-russes: Cherbourg, Entrée des Souverains russes et du président de la République sous le hall (1896) [1 min] 4.4 on IMDb
9o. Fêtes franco-russes: Paris, la foule sur la place de l'Opéra (Promio, 1896) [1 min] 4.9 on IMDb
9p. Marché indien sur le canal de la Viga [Mexique] (Veyre, 1897) [1 min] 4.6 on IMDb
9q. A Free Ride (Guy, 1915) [10 mins] 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
9r. Film in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket Holes, Dirt Particles, Etc. (Landow, 1966) [6 mins] 3.6 on IMDb 1/10
9s. Lamentation (Moselsio, 1943) [8 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
9t. Black TV (Tambellini, 1968) [10 mins] 5.4 on IMDb 2/10
9u. Gloria! (Frampton, 1979) [10 mins] 5.1 on IMDb 2/10
10. Slasher House (Dixon, 2012) 3.6 on IMDb 2/10
11. Highlander II: The Quickening (Mulcahy, 1991) 4.1 on IMDb 4/10
12. Dracula II: Ascension (Lussier, 2003) 4.7 on IMDb 3/10
13. The Rage: Carrie 2 (Shea, 1999) 4.6 on IMDb 3/10
14. Ibiza Undead / Zombie Spring Breakers (Edwards, 2016) 3.3 on IMDb 2/10
15. Boo (Ferrante, 2005) 4.3 on IMDb 3/10
16. Reeker (Payne, 2005) 5.2 on IMDb 4/10
17. Sinbad of the Seven Seas (Castellari-Cozzi, 1989) 4.3 on IMDb 4/10
18. Rosso sangue / Absurd / Monster Hunter (Newton, 1981) 5.4 on IMDb 3/10
19. Don't Knock Twice (James, 2016) 5.2 on IMDb 3/10
20. Conan the Barbarian (Nispel, 2011) 5.2 on IMDb
The Conan stories of Robert E. Howard have lots of untapped potential and great lines in them, but this is a markedly uninspired take that just uses generic sword and sorcery elements. The film doesn't have much for Conan to do beyond an endless series of badly-edited fights and Conan's world lacks any sense of wonder; it all looks drab and fake. Rose McGowan gives the only entertaining performance as the villain's daughter/sorceress/sidekick.
3/10

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21. Secrets of Sex / Bizarre (Balch, 1970) 4.3 on IMDb
This was a really weird anthology. An Egyptian mummy pontificates on human sexuality and the battle of the sexes in between introducing strange vignettes themed around men and women entrapping each other. The vignettes are impossible to describe without completely spoiling them but most (though not all) involve male and female nudity and there are incongruous moments of horror and sci-fi thrown in. The film is often frustratingly repetitive but deserves extra attention for being so strange. Check out the various posters below, which variously try and sell the film as pornography, as horror and as a campy comedy.
4/10

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22. Alligator II: The Mutation (Hess, 1991) 3.5 on IMDb
The sequel to the entertaining Alligator is a depressingly rote Jaws-ripoff with hardly any alligator action in it.
2/10

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Average IMDb rating so far: 4.82

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Post by Mate_cosido » January 22nd, 2018, 6:25 pm

6. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958, Nathan Juran) 5.0 on IMDb - 6.5/10

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Seen so far:Show
1. In the Wake of the Bounty (1933, Charles Chauvel) 5.1 on IMDb - 6/10

2. Gong gui zai - Red Spell Spells Red (1983, Titus Ho) 5.3 on IMDb - 7/10

3. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961, Coleman Francis) 2.4 on IMDb - 6/10

4. La noche de Walpurgis - The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman (1971, León Klimovsky) 5.4 on IMDb - 5.5/10

5. Troll 2 (1990, Claudio Fragasso) 2.8 on IMDb - 5.5/10

6. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958, Nathan Juran) 5.0 on IMDb - 6.5/10

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