Strange things you've found on the internet

[Kublai Khan]

https://i.imgur.com/GyJJBBb.mp4

[Armoreska]

not saying it's strange but well yknow

[Mario Gaborović]

not saying it's strange but well yknow

Armo I'm dying to know if you're aware of the Juan "shut up and kiss me" Gonzalez, as well as Brian & Adrian "would you have sex with me" folks.

[Armoreska]

not saying it's strange but well yknow

Armo I'm dying to know if you're aware of the Juan "shut up and kiss me" Gonzalez, as well as Brian & Adrian "would you have sex with me" folks.

wha

[Mario Gaborović]

not saying it's strange but well yknow

Armo I'm dying to know if you're aware of the Juan "shut up and kiss me" Gonzalez, as well as Brian & Adrian "would you have sex with me" folks.

wha

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Bryan from California

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Man I'd explode just by exchanging such communication with her

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Quite a confident freshman

Imagine doing this in our societies; I'd consider myself lucky if still having all the teeth in the end.

[Pretentious Hipster]

[Armoreska]

Yeah imagine if everyone in the world posted on this forum. I must see myself out.

[kongs_speech]

Ah, that's some quality Anon. Shit like this cracks me up.

[kongs_speech]

I can out-cringe the 4Chan post. I was cyberstalking my dad and came across some gloriously heinous copypasta. Ahem...

"ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA
Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it. Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now. So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause...
Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"
Son: "Really?"
Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand. The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea. Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years. I actually bought those myself. I watched you open them. And did it bother me that you didn't thank me? Of course not! In fact it gave me great pleasure. You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance. I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"
Son: “Yes Dad. It all makes perfect sense. “
Help each other this Christmas and spread the gift of kindness ❤"

(Note: my dad is the biggest asshole I have ever met. He spreads the gift of kindness about as well as anti-maskers spread the gift of immortality.)

[Armoreska]

By the way, what ARE the perspectives these days on those childhood myths?
Here's a substantial debate on Kialo:
https://www.kialo.com/should-parents-pe ... dren-32205

Maybe I should create a poll.

[Kublai Khan]

[Armoreska]

success on 3rd attempt

[Onderhond]

Oddly compelling

[Armoreska]

I prefer first person footage from those

[Hunziker]

https://youtu.be/tjnZQ2XPeFs

Data and Worf Rescue Picard From the Borg Except Every Time a Phaser is Fired Picard Says Broccoli

[joachimt]

Man wins lawsuit against his parents after they destroyed his porn collection

[xianjiro]

WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows

[Knaldskalle]

WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows

Joy Behar and Meghan McCain have relatively little to do with Danish TV, children's or otherwise.

[xianjiro]

WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows

Joy Behar and Meghan McCain have relatively little to do with Danish TV, children's or otherwise.

sorry about that. I remember that after finishing this video, the correct one, it moved on to that one of Behar & McCain. Must have copied too late? Most likely.

but I promise, the second half of this video is a doozy

[Knaldskalle]

WTF? the second half of this video - thanks to those crazy Danes!

warning: video contains clips from children's TV shows

Joy Behar and Meghan McCain have relatively little to do with Danish TV, children's or otherwise.

sorry about that. I remember that after finishing this video, the correct one, it moved on to that one of Behar & McCain. Must have copied too late? Most likely.

but I promise, the second half of this video is a doozy

I don't think they mentioned that the name of the show is John Dillermand - which translates to something like John Dickman or John "Schlongman."

Awesome. The US is just so far behind...

[Armoreska]

We've got a hound of Baskervilles / werewolf situation in a nearby village

[xianjiro]

Are you trying to one-up our nutter in the White House situation?

[Armoreska]

Don't worry, no amount of gored animals can beat the outlandishness of US "politics"

[Armoreska]

[kongs_speech]

I love Nikki Glaser so much. She's one of my favorite current comedians.

[hurluberlu]

[Onderhond]

Apparently there are Godzilla figurines off 4 prominent Kaiju holding a press conference to apologize for destroying our cities. How awesome is that

[Armoreska]

Who's the 4th deity? I forgot alphabet (kana).
I was just mentioning Gojira in other conversation.

[Harco]

Apparently there are Godzilla figurines off 4 prominent Kaiju holding a press conference to apologize for destroying our cities. How awesome is that

Hahaha, that’s the most Japanese thing ever. Apparently they stem from the Shin Gojira release. Should’ve kept an eye out for those things since I was in Japan around that time.

[Onderhond]

Who's the 4th deity? I forgot alphabet (kana).
I was just mentioning Gojira in other conversation.

4th one is Hedorah.

@Harco: Looked around for a bit and they're still for sale on eBay, but the prices are ridiculous. Other than that ... yeah, it can't get any more Japanese than that.

[Tim2460]

Who's the 4th deity? I forgot alphabet (kana).
I was just mentioning Gojira in other conversation.

4th one is Hedorah.

@Harco: Looked around for a bit and they're still for sale on eBay, but the prices are ridiculous. Other than that ... yeah, it can't get any more Japanese than that.

You should take a look at the Name that movie thread Hond ?

[xianjiro]

I guess this is what made everything rumble just under an hour ago. From what I can tell, it all fits and some videos have also been shown of it breaking up directly overhead where I live. I thought we'd had an earthquake, but instead it's just Musk's (Space) Junk.

[Armoreska]

You live at the foot of St Helens?

[xianjiro]

You live at the foot of St Helens?

Well, yeah, sorta. There's actually a small range of hills/mountains (depends who's talking about them) in the way, so I have to get up on another range of hills/mountains to be able to see the volcano, but I know it's there. When I lived about an hour to the east, I could see it quite easily from a number of locations.

[Onderhond]

Don't ask me what or how, but it certainly is intriguing.

[hurluberlu]

Don't ask me what or how, but it certainly is intriguing.

Staged with dead fishes for YouTube money I guess

[Onderhond]

Don't ask me what or how, but it certainly is intriguing.

Staged with dead fishes for YouTube money I guess

Definitely a possibility, but you can kind several vids like that. At least with eels going almost entirely inside the carp and coming out alive. So something odd is going on