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Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.

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Whoever said your typical iCM'er doesn't know how to dress sharp? Let's bury that lie once and for all.

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The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
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Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.

I guess I may as well repost this gif.

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drbop on Feb 27 2015, 09:31:00 PM wrote:
Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.
Well, it was meant as a harmless joke. :) And that raccoon is awesome.
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OldAle1 wrote:I think four Aamir Khan films is enough for me. Unless I'm down to one film left on the IMDb Top 250 at some point and he's in that last film, at which point I'll watch it and then shoot myself having become the official-check-whoring person I hate.
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Torgo wrote:Lammetje is some kind of hybrid Anna-Kendrick-lamb-entity to me and I find that very cool.
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Lammetje on Feb 28 2015, 11:38:39 AM wrote:
drbop on Feb 27 2015, 09:31:00 PM wrote:
Lammetje on Feb 27 2015, 09:00:03 PM wrote:The strangest thing I've ever found on the internet: link.
Hmm. The emoticons don't have a "burn" one.
Well, it was meant as a harmless joke. :) And that raccoon is awesome.
My posting a "burn" emoticon was also meant as a harmless joke.

I've always found it stranger that the racoon is in someone's house than the fact that it is endlessly somersaulting.
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monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
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ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
Maybe you could just explain what was so special about it. :sweat:
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Knaldskalle on Feb 28 2015, 12:45:16 AM wrote:Image
Yes, that's leaked footage of the Ewok prototype to counter this:

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Gershwin on Feb 28 2015, 06:19:17 PM wrote:
ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
Maybe you could just explain what was so special about it. :sweat:
I'll paste the title of the video, it says enough.
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Havoc Jerks Off A Guy With Her Crab Claws And Butter For Money Talks
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http://demonic-candyshop666.tumblr.com/ Easily the most fascinating tumblr page I've ever seen. There's this one shitty meme where they combine photos with tumblr text posts. Put nazis on it and it's interesting and very strange

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once i saw someone who looked eerily like me being cut up in a bathtub by russian mobsters
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on the internet i mean.
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serriform on Mar 5 2015, 09:17:40 PM wrote:on the internet i mean.
dont worry, that's covered by the thread title already
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You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy!
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RollingWonder on Mar 14 2015, 10:17:18 PM wrote:
You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy!
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what is this i don't even
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How to find good women, advice from Burzum

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So which shape pancake would you guys want for breakfast?

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I can see pancakebot, after the nuclear apocalypse, still roaming the land, making pancakes for quizzical, mutant squirrels.
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Billy Corgan is no longer Billy. His name is William!

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http://mrgugu.com/collections/underwear ... erwear-men

Ridiculous idea but I'm seriously considering buying it.
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Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit played on... Hard drives and Floppy Drives!
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What Local said.

I was on YT the other day and apparently there's a Czech Glee rip-off. Why not, some songs were nice but this one really caught my eye:


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and that old lady is all "oh I remember my child molesting days... le sigh..."
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funkybusiness on Apr 11 2015, 12:00:55 PM wrote:and that old lady is all "oh I remember my child molesting days... le sigh..."
Possighly. :D

She played Tornado Lou in Lemonade Joe and stars as Maude in Harold and Maude on and off stage. :whistling:
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Knaldskalle on Apr 11 2015, 10:25:47 AM wrote:Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit played on... Hard drives and Floppy Drives!
This is the strange things thread, not the awesome things thread!
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ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
I take it that also rules out the TARDIS-branded butt plug I discovered the other day...
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jgwr on Apr 12 2015, 07:47:26 AM wrote:
ArthurYanthar on Feb 28 2015, 03:01:40 PM wrote:
monty on Feb 27 2015, 06:31:01 PM wrote:Like topic says, just remember to keep it clean. Strange/odd things, not dirty things.
God dammit I was linked the perfect video for this thread a while back but it's a porno :(
I take it that also rules out the TARDIS-branded butt plug I discovered the other day...
Clearly they missed the opportunity to use a Dalek. "Exterminate!"
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www.ratemypoo.com
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I uploaded a poo on there when I was 12, but I think it's gone now.
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OldAle1 wrote:I think four Aamir Khan films is enough for me. Unless I'm down to one film left on the IMDb Top 250 at some point and he's in that last film, at which point I'll watch it and then shoot myself having become the official-check-whoring person I hate.
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