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Air Force Gone The US Air Force disappears over night without a trace... Is Tom Cruise to blame? Aliens?

Moonfight In the sequel to Air Force Gone, Tom Cruise is sent to the Moon to fight aliens in the ring for the return of the US Air Force to Earth.

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Slider-man - sequel to Super size me

The American snipper - ALA documentary on censorship
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La La Rand - the story of the patron saint of libertarianism, told in song and dance.

Close Encounters of the Third Kin - complexities of life in a small rural American community, charting the stories of hundreds of family members in a large clan and their marriages with cousins, brothers, sisters, themselves, etc.

Blade Bunner - documentary about Ed Wong, a New York man who is the world's fastest bagel and bread slicer - with a sword.
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The Act of Gilling - shocking and powerful documentary about the process of attenuating worsted fibers and making them parallel by using a gill box while combing.
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Just read through this thread and laughed all over again. Wish I could clap for every one. I'm feeling pretty lousy but thanks for cheering me up and giving me something fun to think about.

Dr. Ehrlich's magic mullet - Promotional video for this week's superfood
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Jew Nightmare Guess who‘s back - No, it‘s not Freddie.
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The starch for Bridey Murphy- little Bridey refuses to eat wheat, rice, oats, barley, rye, spelt, corn, quinoa, millet, teff, triticale - her parents are frantic....
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Nuns of Navarone - a special ops team comsisting only of female soldiers is sent undercover to Greece during WW2 where they pose as nuns in a monastery near an improtant German military base.
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Froday the 13th - 13th in the series of the Blaxplotation Hairdresser slasher
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Hairy Potter - a series of films about a pottery maker who's exessive body hair always gets stuck in his pottery.
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Sings - Shyamalan's first musical
Pilates of the Caribbean - Documentary about Pilates exercises on a tropical beach
Jurassic Pork - Hollis Frampton's time lapse video of a piece of pork slowly getting covered by mold
The Gay After Tomorrow - Roland Emmerich shooting for an Oscar by making a sociological drama
The Lost Samurai - Tom Cruise is in a mental institution, because he believes he's a samurai soldier. After he escapes, the wardens of the institution have a hard time finding him.
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Junior Boner - Can't decide if this is the title of Don Jr's lost sex tape or a compilation of gaffs. Heck, maybe it's both in one! ;)
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The Love Bugs - in this sequel to the wildly successful Scared Straight, youth spend a week working in an STD clinic where they see all the wonders of unprotected, drug and alcohol fueled sex: from oozing body parts to creepy crawlies, this one promises to make TSZDT within a year!
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Nearly forgot this one:

Naked Lynch - David's biopic
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Fuel in the sun - Having decided that solar is profitable for the 1%, Pruitt and Zinke hatch a plot to clear more land by starting wildfires with magnifying glasses. .

Dull in the sun - bored teens lollygag on the beach

Ootopia - feminists start an ovary bank against the day birth control and maternity care become affordable again.
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xianjiro on Oct 13 2017, 01:38:02 PM wrote:Nearly forgot this one:

Naked Lynch - David's biopic
Sounds more like porn parody or sextape, but maybe that's just my dirty mind.

While we're on the subject of Lynch:

Straight Store - a homophobe opens a store only for straight people, but the clothing in it mostly attract LGBT population.
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3eyes on Oct 12 2017, 01:21:39 PM wrote:Lady and the Trump - fellow felines rescue Lady from evil pussygrabber
Ooooh, a multi-pun!
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Dutch edition:

Inside hut - A guy is fed up with the world, builds a treehouse (Dutch = boom-hut) and starts living there without getting out.
Inside kut - Dutch porn
Inside put - A boy fell into a well (Dutch = put). It's not hard to rescue him, but Kurk Douglas first attracts the media.
Inside vut - Documentary about people going into early retirement, but underestimating the empty lives they get, after stop working.
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Tombstoner - written by a member of the forum, this film is one part western, one part Reefer Madness and will be shot entirely on location in and around Boot Hill. Think of it as High Noon with Tommy Chong instead of Gary Cooper.

jasonXbourne - Still working through the details of this cross-franchise extravaganza. Opens with Jason Bourne ripping off a hockey mask from his face as the sun rises above Crystal Lake. For a moment he thinks he fell asleep in the lake then realizes it's a massive pool of blood and the mangled bodies of the local senior class are piled nearby. Meanwhile, in Lisbon, Jason Voorhees wakes, stumbles into the bathroom and is delighted to see how handsome he suddenly is. He gets dressed and heads for a hardware store. Simultaneously the two make their way - Bourne is headed for Langley, certain they made him this way for a reason, and he's going to make every last one of them pay: in blood! The other Jason is merrily making his way from Lisbon to Singapore dying to see what a trail of destruction he can leave behind, but just when the cops are about to get him he disappears, helped by Bourne's network of nitwits. (note to self: leave the ending open so there can be a string of sequels)

Raze - demolition after demolition - buildings, bridges, whatever - all set to trendy hiphop music
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King Pong - Once he was the world champion in the arcade game Pong, but now nobody knows him anymore and he goes from one meaningless job to another. But one day the world gets attacked by giant Pong-balls and his skills are needed to save the planet from destruction.
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Kilt Bill - watching Monty Python episode turns Bill into a Scotsman.

Kilt Bill 2 - Bill is outraged at invoice for kilt, sporran, bagpipes, etc.
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Road Crip - group of college boys decide to play they are Crips and head out across the country to meet and greet other gangs, especially Bloods.
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Enter the Drago - in this crossover film, Bruce Lee leaves traditional martial arts and tries his hand at pro boxing. He takes on the toughest SOB on the planet, Ivan Drago.
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I've been enjoying my path through some highly-rated TV Mini-series, including:

Planet Darth - Exploring the rise of the popular Sith-themed restaurant chain for those Empire loyalists lucky enough to live and work on the Death Star.
Band of Brothels - A heart-breaking docu-series detailing sex trafficking victims at a string of related prostitution houses.
Cosmo - An inside-look at the production of next month's Cosmopolitan magazine.
Das Boos - An historical expose of the reasons why Hitler first hired a speechwriter.

And one terrible one:

Lift - A Youtube series done by this drunk guy from the backwoods of Mississippi who yells loudly about the difference British and American expressions. Named after his favorite topic, elevators.
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I'm on a Bong Joon Ho kick myself:

Okra - prequel to Gumbo

Snotpiercer - Rival drug companies race to patent a cure for the common cold

Bother - Attack of the robot telemarketers

The hoist - the world holds its breath as POTUS lobs petard after petard

Marking dogs don't bite - Bumbling heroes throw guard dogs meat laced with diuretics

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Memories of Murer - 3eyes rambles on about films she saw during WW II
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3eyes on Oct 15 2017, 08:21:14 AM wrote:I'm on a Bong Joon Ho kick myself:

Okra - prequel to Gumbo

Snotpiercer - Rival drug companies search for a cure for the common cold

Bother - Attack of the robot telemarketers

The hoist - the world holds its breath as POTUS lobs petard after petard

Marking dogs don't bite - Bumbling heroes throw guard dogs meat laced with diuretics

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Memories of Murer - 3eyes rambles on about films she saw during WW II
That guy is a genius filmmaker, btw. I love pretty much everything I've seen of his, apart from Okja which was still interesting.

While we're on the subject of great Korean filmmakers...

Oldtoy - Toy Story sequel that gets quite dark when kids of 2017 only play on Iphone and Android apps and neglect Woody and company.
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Cynical Cinephile on Oct 15 2017, 11:48:16 AM wrote:
3eyes on Oct 15 2017, 08:21:14 AM wrote:I'm on a Bong Joon Ho kick myself:
That guy is a genius filmmaker, btw. I love pretty much everything I've seen of his, apart from Okja which was still interesting.

While we're on the subject of great Korean filmmakers...

Oldtoy - Toy Story sequel that gets quite dark when kids of 2017 only play on Iphone and Android apps and neglect Woody and company.
:D My son & wife are trying to wean their 5-year old from ipad.

I agree about BJH - he does some amazing twists on genre films.
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Cynical Cinephile on Oct 15 2017, 11:48:16 AM wrote:Oldtoy - Toy Story sequel that gets quite dark when kids of 2017 only play on Iphone and Android apps and neglect Woody and company.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This really is one of the funniest topics we've had in a while. Keep them coming guys!!
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If you want a dark Toy Story sequel just wait for Toy Story 93 where Andy has written in his will that he should be buried with Buzz and Woody
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joachimt on Oct 15 2017, 01:53:00 PM wrote:
Cynical Cinephile on Oct 15 2017, 11:48:16 AM wrote:Oldtoy - Toy Story sequel that gets quite dark when kids of 2017 only play on Iphone and Android apps and neglect Woody and company.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This really is one of the funniest topics we've had in a while. Keep them coming guys!!
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While I'm building up my Noirvember watchlist, I thought I'd include:

Dial W for Murder - A dyslexic assassin keeps misreading his instructions and killing the wrong person.
The Third Map - In this third installment of the National Treasure series, Nicholas Cage searches for Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, but find's some mysterious missing tax returns along the way...
White Head - This explosive short film provides an up-close and hi-def look at popping a zit.
Sweat Smell of Success - Who does the laundry for elite athletes, and what motivates them? Interviews with the cleaning staff at the 2016 Olympics.
Sunset Boolevard - After thousands of lives were lost in a Southern California earthquake, LA's famous street becomes haunted by an eclectic group of ghosts.
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Kind Hearts and Coroners - Horror film about cannibal coroners who like to eat hearts in particular

To Live and Dive in L.A. - scuba diver moves to L.A. but he can't seem to get used to cold Pacific water

Finding Neo - prequel to The Matrix centered around Morpheus' search for the One
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Funding Nemo - featurette about how Pixar was saved from bankruptcy
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Cynical Cinephile on Oct 15 2017, 04:05:39 PM wrote:Kind Hearts and Coroners - Horror film about cannibal coroners who like to eat hearts in particular

To Live and Dive in L.A. - scuba diver moves to L.A. but he can't seem to get used to cold Pacific water

Finding Neo - prequel to The Matrix centered around Morpheus' search for the One
:thumbsup: but only the kindest of hearts, right? (They're the most tender! :o )
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The Greer Berets - Greer Garson leads an elite troop of entertainers tasked with fighting low morale in key battlezones. Especially known for the gams on them tomatoes!
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3eyes on Oct 15 2017, 08:21:14 AM wrote:I'm on a Bong Joon Ho kick myself:

Okra - prequel to Gumbo

Snotpiercer - Rival drug companies race to patent a cure for the common cold

Bother - Attack of the robot telemarketers

The hoist - the world holds its breath as POTUS lobs petard after petard

Marking dogs don't bite - Bumbling heroes throw guard dogs meat laced with diuretics

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Memories of Murer - 3eyes rambles on about films she saw during WW II
This is pure comedy gold! Love Bong-Joon Ho!
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The Bi Parade pre-code Hollywood at it's best

Love Ma Tonight pre-code at it's most oedipal

All Quit on the Western Front A hopeful German propaganda film made in 1915.

Tabu: A Story of the South Seals This nature documentary is going places.

The Bitter Pears of Petra von Kant Fassbinder's little known situational comedy.
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e: wrong thread oops!
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I'm watching Paradise Now (2005), so I figured I should check out some related viewings:

Paradise? No! - A suicide bomber miscalculated, and is permanently banned from heaven.
Paradise Not - A Saturday Night Live skit with Wayne and Garth discussing various people who are going to hell.
Taradise Now - Tara Reid's failed reality show attempting to revive her career.
Paradise Snow - A marketing film from Aspen, Colorado's tourism bureau.

And an honorary homonym that doesn't quite fit anywhere:

Pair of Dice Now! - A demanding craps player attempts to beat the house.
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A Shatful of Rain - don't even want to think about what it's about, but expect to see it on Vogel's list.
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